{"id":2319,"date":"2017-02-25T20:50:08","date_gmt":"2017-02-25T19:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2319"},"modified":"2017-02-25T22:11:40","modified_gmt":"2017-02-25T21:11:40","slug":"z-lyzi-na-vodu-aneb-unorova-stvoridla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2319","title":{"rendered":"Z ly\u017e\u00ed na vodu aneb \u00fanorov\u00e1 Stvo\u0159idla"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"IMG_20170225_134359\"<\/a>Kamar\u00e1di, tentokr\u00e1t jsem se rozhodl p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nev\u00e1hat a sesmolit p\u00e1r v\u011bt o dne\u0161n\u00edch Stvo\u0159idlech hned po n\u00e1vratu z vody. Za prv\u00e9 si je\u0161t\u011b pom\u011brn\u011b \u017eiv\u011b pamatuju, co jsme tam d\u011blali, za druh\u00e9 je mi celkem jasn\u00e9, \u017ee z\u00edtra se mi u\u017e nebude cht\u00edt. A proto\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd obs\u00e1hlej\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek o akci, kter\u00e1 trvala zhruba t\u0159i a p\u016fl hodiny, se cuc\u00e1 z prstu docela blb\u011b, vezmu to od \u00fapln\u00e9ho za\u010d\u00e1tku.<\/p>\n

\u017de by se dalo o v\u00edkendu jet na vodu, n\u00e1s napadlo n\u011bkdy za\u010d\u00e1tkem t\u00fddne. Se Sl\u016f\u0148ou jsme tr\u00e1vili pr\u00e1zdniny ly\u017eov\u00e1n\u00edm na Zdobnici. Po t\u0159ech dnech vytrval\u00e9ho de\u0161t\u011b jsme mohli jen bezmocn\u011b a nasupen\u011b pozorovat, jak m\u00edstn\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u010dka vesele stoup\u00e1 a m\u011bn\u00ed se v par\u00e1dn\u00ed technickou WW3. Hroznej pocit, kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk v\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1 lo\u010f 120 kilometr\u016f daleko. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se do toho vcelku brzo ozval B\u00e1ba se svoj\u00ed obl\u00edbenou replikou: \u201eTe\u010dou Stvo\u0159idla, nepojedem?\u201c N\u00e1sledovala pom\u011brn\u011b slo\u017eit\u00e1 a n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1 SMSkov\u00e1 konverzace ve stylu \u201eCo, kdy, kde, kdo a jak\u201c, ze kter\u00e9 bych si dovolil ocitovat nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed momenty:<\/p>\n

B: \u201eSazava 32 kubu, Krounka nic moc a Dejf prej bude delat ridice.\u201c<\/p>\n

D: \u201eFsechno vim :-)\u201c<\/p>\n

B: \u201eTak si polib prdel\u201c<\/p>\n

D: \u201eHele, to uz chvili zkousim a moc to nejde\u201c<\/p>\n

B: \u201eNevnucuj se. Nemluvim s tebou.\u201c<\/p>\n

D: \u201eAsi pojedes v sobotu sam. Urazil jsem se a Slunovi jsem pro jistotu o tobe \u0159ekl same hrozne veci.\u201c<\/p>\n

B: \u201eZe ses skrytej, podvratnej, introvertni hajzl, jsem si myslel, ale ze az takovej… Omlouvam se za ukvapenou reakci. Samozrejme budu i nadale kontrolovat situaci, podavat hlaseni a nebudu ocekavat zadne, kurva zadne, ale ani trochu, uznani\u201c<\/p>\n

D: \u201eStejne si to se Slunou rozmyslime…\u201c<\/p>\n

No… jist\u011b je z toho i v\u00e1m patrn\u00e9, \u017ee na vodu se pojede v sobotu kolem poledne, hned pot\u00e9 co z Chrudimi doraz\u00ed K\u00e1rl von Hradec a po Brod\u011b si posh\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 mu chyb\u00ed do jeho vasrgarder\u00f3by \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\"DSCN6762\"<\/a> Te\u010f si dovol\u00edm drobn\u00fd skok, kter\u00fdm jsme se r\u00e1zem ocitli ve slune\u010dn\u00e9m sobotn\u00edm poledni p\u0159ed na\u0161\u00ed haciendou na Vlkovsk\u00e9. V\u0161echno \u0161lapalo jak na dr\u00e1tk\u00e1ch. J\u00e1 u\u017e r\u00e1no nalo\u017eil lod\u011b na vlek, kolem p\u016fl dvan\u00e1ct\u00e9 p\u0159ivezl Sl\u016f\u0148u, Tom pr\u00e1v\u011b vj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl do Brodu, Dejf u\u017e byl taky na cest\u011b a Karlos se m\u011bl objevit ka\u017edou chv\u00edli. Ostatn\u00ed WorWan\u00ed m\u011bli bu\u010f r\u00fdmi\u010dky, ka\u0161l\u00ed\u010dky, nebo rodinn\u00e9 povinnosti. Pochopiteln\u011b jsme jim podle \u00a7<\/span>10, \u010dl\u00e1nku 3 WorWan\u00edho z\u00e1kon\u00edku odhlasovali po kryse za zme\u0161kanou vodu. Je\u0161t\u011b budeme ale muset n\u011bjak o\u0161et\u0159it situaci, kdy se m\u00edsto kmenov\u00fdch \u010dlen\u016f akce z\u00fa\u010dastn\u00ed n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed neWorWan\u00ed. Tak t\u0159eba dneska jsme se n\u011bjak po\u0159\u00e1d nemohli zbavit pocitu, \u017ee Lea, kter\u00e1 se na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli p\u0159idala, je tu vlastn\u011b m\u00edsto Pafky. Prost\u011b ho nahradila \ud83d\ude42 Pravdou je, \u017ee na tohle jsme p\u0159i\u0161li ve chv\u00edli, kdy do n\u00e1s B\u00e1ba nalil n\u011bkolik m\u00edrn\u011b pro\u0161l\u00fdch piv a pak se n\u00e1s pokou\u0161el desinfikovat bourbonem…\"DSCN6792\"<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

\"DSCN6773\"<\/a>No \u2013 abych se taky v\u016fbec dostal k t\u00e9 vod\u011b: P\u0159ijeli jsme do Smr\u010dn\u00e9, kde to vypadalo jak na vod\u00e1ck\u00e9 pouti. V\u0161ude sam\u00e9 auto, sam\u00e1 lo\u010f, mraky zu\u0159iv\u00fdch vod\u00e1k\u016f se nat\u011b\u0161en\u011b vrhaly do ledov\u00e9 vody a vyd\u00e1valy se napospas divok\u00e9mu toku. Sh\u00e1zeli jsme kajaky, po\u010dkali a\u017e Dejf doveze z Vil\u00e9movic B\u00e1bu a pak u\u017e se i my pustili do souboje s krut\u00fdm a rozb\u011bsn\u011bn\u00fdm \u017eivlem. Ten n\u00e1s uchopil silou cel\u00fdch dvaceti kub\u00edk\u016f a za chv\u00edli u\u017e s n\u00e1mi sm\u00fdkal o vy\u010dn\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed kameny… <\/span><\/h3>\n

\"IMG_20170225_130759\"<\/a>…mysl\u00edm, \u017ee p\u0159i druh\u00e9 j\u00edzd\u011b bylo t\u00e9 vody je\u0161t\u011b o trochu m\u00ed\u0148. Aspo\u0148 j\u00e1 trefil v\u00edc \u0161utr\u016f na stejn\u00fdch m\u00edstech. Sl\u016f\u0148a se dokonce s jedn\u00edm skamar\u00e1dil tak, \u017ee ho necht\u011bl v\u016fbec opustit. P\u0159ekec\u00e1val jsem ho aspo\u0148 p\u011bt minut, ne\u017e se s n\u00edm s t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm srdcem a slzou v oku rozlou\u010dil. <\/span><\/h3>\n

Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b jsme si moc p\u011bkn\u011b zablbli. Po\u010das\u00ed bylo par\u00e1dn\u00ed, voda ledov\u00e1 a \u010dist\u00e1, \u0161koda jen, \u017ee j\u00ed nebylo v\u00edc. Tak snad p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed jaro. Kamar\u00e1di, bavilo m\u011b to \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"IMG_20170225_134359\"<\/a>Kamar\u00e1di, tentokr\u00e1t jsem se rozhodl p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nev\u00e1hat a sesmolit p\u00e1r v\u011bt o dne\u0161n\u00edch Stvo\u0159idlech hned po n\u00e1vratu z vody. Za prv\u00e9 si je\u0161t\u011b pom\u011brn\u011b \u017eiv\u011b pamatuju, co jsme tam d\u011blali, za druh\u00e9 je mi celkem jasn\u00e9, \u017ee z\u00edtra se mi u\u017e nebude cht\u00edt. A proto\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd obs\u00e1hlej\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek o akci, kter\u00e1 trvala zhruba t\u0159i a p\u016fl hodiny, se cuc\u00e1 z prstu docela blb\u011b, vezmu to od \u00fapln\u00e9ho za\u010d\u00e1tku.<\/p>\n

\u017de by \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2319"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2329,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions\/2329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}