{"id":2300,"date":"2016-11-22T08:06:11","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T07:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2300"},"modified":"2016-11-22T08:07:26","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T07:07:26","slug":"jak-jsme-zapijeli-prase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2300","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsme za(p)\u00edjeli prase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rok se se\u0161el s rokem a p\u0159ed WorWan\u00edmi vyvstal op\u011bt jeden z nejn\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u00fakol\u016f ka\u017ed\u00e9ho podzimu \u2013 toti\u017e por\u00e1\u017eka prasete, neboli zab\u00edja\u010dka. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2304\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2304 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"dscf2631\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Co\u017e o to, samotnou exekuci, tu u\u017e zvl\u00e1d\u00e1me celkem\u00a0na pohodu (hlavn\u011b teda Sl\u016f\u0148a), ale ty v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 to v\u0161echno prov\u00e1zej\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No posu\u010fte sami: Letos jsme si odb\u00fdvali premi\u00e9ru ve Vil\u00e9movic\u00edch, kde si nov\u00fd ob\u010dan, soused Babi\u010dka, po\u0159\u00eddil statek. Nev\u00edm, jak to ud\u011blal, ale m\u00edstn\u00ed ho tam z\u0159ejm\u011b maj\u00ed r\u00e1di. Ale o tom a\u017e pozd\u011bji. Sjeli jsme se u\u017e v p\u00e1tek, proto\u017ee, jako v\u017edycky, bylo pot\u0159eba ud\u011blat spoustu pr\u00e1ce. T\u0159eba narazit sud, pov\u011bsit lano na tr\u00e1m, rozsv\u00edtit ve stodole a tak. To se za p\u00e1r hodinek hrav\u011b zvl\u00e1dlo. Bohu\u017eel k obvykl\u00fdm p\u0159edzabija\u010dkov\u00fdm povinnostem se letos p\u0159idru\u017eila je\u0161t\u011b jedna a to \u2013 zahr\u00e1t v m\u00edstn\u00ed hospod\u011b U \u010certa, kter\u00e1 je hned p\u0159es silnici a s jej\u00edm\u017e majitelem m\u00e1 B\u00e1be nadm\u00edru p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9 vztahy. Se\u0161lo se n\u00e1s tolik, \u017ee jsme zabrali p\u016flku hospody a hr\u00e1lo se a zp\u00edvalo a\u017e se hory opravdu zelenaly. Nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo, ale n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s se tam kousli a\u017e do r\u00e1na. Konkr\u00e9tn\u011b L\u016f\u010fa, B\u00e1be, Karlos a j\u00e1. Zhruba kolem t\u0159et\u00ed hodiny se velkostatk\u00e1\u0159 za\u010dal dojemn\u011b lou\u010dit se sv\u00fdmi sousedy a \u00faderem \u010dtvrt\u00e9 se n\u00e1m nakonec po n\u011bkolika rund\u00e1ch na odchodnou opravdu poda\u0159ilo vypadnout.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2302\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2302 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"dscf2618\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2618-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Post\u00e1vali jsme na dvo\u0159e a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161leli co s na\u010dat\u00fdm r\u00e1nem. Nakonec se n\u00e1m z\u017eelelo J\u00e9ni, kter\u00fd m\u011bl bud\u00ed\u010dek u\u017e za ho\u010fku a p\u016fl a roztopili mu oba brutary i kamna. Nakonec jsme usoudili, \u017ee bude asi rozumn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed aspo\u0148 n\u011bjakou chvilku naspat, L\u016f\u010fa zalezl do auta, B\u00e1ba do bar\u00e1ku a my s Karlosem si ustlali pod st\u0159echou ve vjezdu do dvora. No \u2013 nev\u00edm, jestli to byl dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad. M\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee sotva jsem ulehl, za\u010dal se mnou n\u011bkdo hrub\u011b lomcovat. Otev\u0159el jsem oko a nade mnou se skl\u00e1n\u011bl Pafka se slovy, \u017ee se jede pro prase a \u017ee le\u017e\u00edm v cest\u011b. Za hlavou mi st\u00e1la k\u00e1ra a z druh\u00e9 strany mi na spac\u00e1k nacouv\u00e1val Miras s roomstrem. Ach jo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do\u0161el jsem si pro harmoniku a hl\u00e1skem, kter\u00fd nem\u011bl sebemen\u0161\u00ed mo\u017enost si odpo\u010dinout po p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00e9m vy\u0159v\u00e1n\u00ed se v hospod\u011b, za\u010dal skuhrat \u201eNa Pankr\u00e1ci\u201c. Voda se va\u0159ila, pomalu sv\u00edtalo, prase pr\u00e1v\u011b dorazilo, zacinkaly prvn\u00ed pan\u00e1\u010dky, prost\u011b zabija\u010dkov\u00e9 r\u00e1no se v\u0161\u00edm v\u0161udy. T\u0159eskl v\u00fdst\u0159el, prase se slo\u017eilo, kluci na n\u011bj sko\u010dili, Karlos zano\u0159il ruce do lav\u00f3ru s krv\u00ed a j\u00e1 k tomu v\u0161emu vyhr\u00e1val. Prost\u011b p\u011bkn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00edma podrobnostma nem\u00e1 smysl unavovat. V\u0161echno se povedlo. Jitrnice, jelita, tla\u010denka i prdela\u010dka byly fam\u00f3zn\u00ed (d\u00edky ti, \u0159eznickej), p\u0159e\u017eili v\u0161ichni krom\u011b prasete &#8211; a jen dv\u011b hov\u00e1dka se tak trochu vy\u0159adila z provozu. Bylo to p\u011bkn\u00fd, kamar\u00e1di, a t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se, jak si to zas nap\u0159esrok u\u017eijem \ud83d\ude42<a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2303\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2303 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2622-e1479798138840-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2301\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2301 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2616-e1479798008170-113x150.jpg 113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rok se se\u0161el s rokem a p\u0159ed WorWan\u00edmi vyvstal op\u011bt jeden z nejn\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u00fakol\u016f ka\u017ed\u00e9ho podzimu \u2013 toti\u017e por\u00e1\u017eka prasete, neboli zab\u00edja\u010dka. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2304\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2304 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"dscf2631\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/DSCF2631-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Co\u017e o to, samotnou exekuci, tu u\u017e zvl\u00e1d\u00e1me celkem\u00a0na pohodu (hlavn\u011b teda Sl\u016f\u0148a), ale ty v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 to v\u0161echno prov\u00e1zej\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No posu\u010fte sami: Letos jsme si odb\u00fdvali premi\u00e9ru ve Vil\u00e9movic\u00edch, kde si nov\u00fd ob\u010dan, soused Babi\u010dka, po\u0159\u00eddil statek. Nev\u00edm, jak to ud\u011blal, ale m\u00edstn\u00ed ho tam  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2300\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2300"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2300\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}