{"id":2255,"date":"2016-10-14T07:51:08","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T05:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2016-10-14T09:06:27","modified_gmt":"2016-10-14T07:06:27","slug":"podzimni-voda-2016-aneb-jak-se-jede-na-vodu-bez-vody-ci-na-skok-za-hranice-rakous-az-do-tyrol-by-pafka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2255","title":{"rendered":"Podzimn\u00ed voda 2016 \u2013 aneb jak se jede na vodu bez vody,  \u010di na skok za hranice Rakous a\u017e do Tyrol (by Pafka)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2267\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2267 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"p1110844\" width=\"219\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-768x1364.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-600x1066.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-84x150.jpg 84w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a>S\u00a0odstupem 14ti dn\u016f bych v\u00a0kr\u00e1tkosti zavzpom\u00ednal na to, co se ud\u00e1lo b\u011bhem jednoho podzimn\u00edho v\u00edkendu v\u00a0term\u00ednu od 30.9.-2.10.2016. Pl\u00e1n co sklouznout byl neust\u00e1le m\u011bn\u011bn, ale c\u00edl byl od za\u010d\u00e1tku stejn\u00fd &#8211; b\u00fdt hlavn\u011b spolu, na vod\u011b a p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt. M\u011bnilo se za pochodu vlastn\u011b \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161e. Smek\u00e1m p\u0159ed B\u00f3oo\u010fou (nov\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed pro Dan\u00edkn-hajnekn-kamion), kter\u00fd u\u017e mus\u00ed m\u00edt v\u00a0jeho kebuli komplet v\u0161echna vodn\u00ed \u0159e\u010di\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0Rakousku i N\u011bmecku (\u010cech, Slovenska, Chorvatska, Polska) \u2013 je divnej.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Z\u00a0p\u016fvodn\u00ed mega-\u00fa\u010dasti z\u016fstalo zdrav\u00e9 torzo, kter\u00e9 se napoho ve\u0161lo do dvou trabant\u016f. Trabant s\u00a0\u010dist\u011b rozli\u0161ovac\u00edm ozna\u010den\u00edm A vlastnil a ko\u010d\u00edroval Pepin s\u00a0navig\u00e1torem a guru personou z\u00e1jezdu B\u00f3\u010fou a pos\u00e1dkou Barbucha, J\u00e1 a Karlos (v\u0161ichni aktivn\u00ed padle\u0159i). Trabant B vlastn\u011bn\u00fd Militantem toho \u010dasu ve funkci navig\u00e1tora, ko\u010d\u00edrovan\u00fd zn\u00e1mou postavi\u010dkou ze Santa Krujz s\u00a0funkc\u00ed starostovskou m\u00edstn\u00edch SDH M\u00ed\u0161ou kuli\u010dkou a s\u00a0pos\u00e1dkou Dejf a bag\u00e1\u017e (M\u00ed\u0161a a bag\u00e1\u017e nep\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00ed).<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2257\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2257 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110740\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110740.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Na \u010dern\u00e9 prapory bylo to, \u017ee n\u00e1m snad poprv\u00e9 tot\u00e1ln\u011b vybouchl katering, av\u0161ak d\u00edky v\u00fd\u010ditk\u00e1m sv\u011bdom\u00ed Sl\u016f\u0148a nezklamal alespo\u0148 v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b supr-gul\u00e1\u0161a p\u0159ipraven\u00e9ho doslova k\u00a0tepeln\u00e9 \u00faprav\u011b a konzumaci pro idioty (t\u00edmto Ti d\u00edk i za to instantn\u00ed zahu\u0161\u0165ovadlo). Stejky obstaral B\u00f3\u010fa a povedly se mu\u2026 nikdo se neodv\u00e1\u017eil se p\u0159eptat z\u00a0\u010deho vlastn\u011b v\u016fbec jsou (zaslechl jsem zv\u011bsti o p\u0159\u00edpadech v\u00fdskytu potkan\u016f u jeho k\u016f\u010di). N\u00e1kup v\u0161eho pak zajistila dvojka B\u00e1ba-K\u00e1ja, kter\u00e1 p\u0159i t\u00e9to \u010dinnosti zjistila, \u017ee oba dva maj\u00ed vymeten\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dty, a tak usoudili, \u017ee jeden sal\u00e1m na celou v\u00fdpravu bude sta\u010dit, jinak to dopadlo nakonec dob\u0159e. Av\u0161ak nemil\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed nastalo na samotn\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b kucht\u011bn\u00ed\u2026 nem\u00e1me p\u0159\u00edborn\u00edk, misti\u010dky, prost\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed a ubrousky a v\u016fbec i jin\u00e9 serepeti\u010dky, na kter\u00e9 jsme si ji\u017e bohu\u017eel zvykli. Bylo opravdu divn\u00e9 a\u017e nep\u0159irozen\u00e9, \u017ee si v\u0161e mus\u00edme najednou d\u011blat sami a nen\u00ed to p\u0159ipraven\u00e9 v\u00a0dob\u011b, kdy se vysouk\u00e1v\u00e1me na b\u0159eh a z\u00a0hydra\u2026 no snad p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b bude l\u00edp.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Cestu lze popsat, \u017ee to byla klasika, tzn. vyjeli jsme op\u011bt pozd\u011b, ale kupodivu se trabanti dr\u017eeli pospolu. Kone\u010dn\u011b byl tak\u00e9 stanoven c\u00edl &#8211; kemp Campanula v Kolbnitz na v\u00fdstupu horn\u00edho \u00faseku \u0159eky M<span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;\">\u00f6<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, serif;\">ll, kter\u00e1, jak se zd\u00e1lo m\u011bla jako jedin\u00e1 v Rakousku ten v\u00edkend d\u00edky vypou\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed z tam\u011bj\u0161\u00ed elektr\u00e1rny dostatek vody &#8211;<\/span><b> <\/b>a ostatn\u00ed ji\u017e bylo v\u00a0rukou bo\u017e\u00edch. V\u00edm, \u017ee jsme jeli p\u0159es \u010cesk\u00e9 Bud\u011bjovice, kde by cht\u011bl \u017e\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd, tedy krom\u011b m\u011b a kter\u00e9 v\u0161ichni dali v\u010detn\u011b lehce vyhrocen\u00e9 \u010d\u016frpauzy. Kdo mohl, ten se nevyh\u00fdbal pravideln\u00e9mu dopl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed tekutin ve form\u011b p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b vinn\u00e9, j\u00e1 v\u00a0r\u00e1mci sv\u00e9ho zdrav\u00ed se dr\u017eel plechovky pifka v\u00a0m\u00ed\u0159e n\u00e9 \u0161kodliv\u00e9 a d\u00e1le relaxoval sp\u00e1nkem, kter\u00fd m\u011b v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed velice z\u00e1vid\u011bli a prudili, proto\u017ee jim to holt ne\u0161lo tak, jak m\u011b. T\u00edmto nazna\u010duji, \u017ee mi sem tam n\u011bco u\u0161lo, ale nebylo to v\u017edy nic tak d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9ho, aby vlastn\u011b st\u00e1lo u toho b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Nakonec jsme pr\u00fd jeli \u00fapln\u011b jinudy, ne\u017e jsme m\u011bli. Po 100km str\u00e1ven\u00fdch na d\u00e1lnic\u00edch v\u00a0Rakous\u00edch jsme si dokonce koupili i zn\u00e1mku, v\u00a0r\u00e1mci mraven\u010den\u00ed zadk\u016f a spac\u00edch man\u00e9vr\u016f jsme m\u011bnili pozice pos\u00e1dky trabantu A, co se d\u011blo v\u00a0B\u00e9\u010dku nev\u00edm, ale dojeli jsme fpo\u0159\u00e1dku na m\u00edsto, dopili, popadali do spac\u00e1k\u016f a usnuli sp\u00e1nkem zaslou\u017een\u00fdm obklopeni Alpou a p\u0159ikryti hv\u011bzdnou oblohou. Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m si, \u017ee m\u011b bolelo prav\u00e9 rameno, B\u00e1bu s\u00a0D\u00e1\u0148ou lev\u00e9 rameno a dle toho by pak Karla m\u011bly bolet zuby.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2256\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2256 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"dscf2424\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/DSCF2424-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Bud\u00ed\u010dek byl kr\u00e1sn\u00fd a jistila to u\u017e 9h. Probuzen\u00ed kousek od k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00e9 vody, kterou ten den minim\u00e1ln\u011b 2x sklouzneme (horn\u00ed M<span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;\">\u00f6<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, serif;\">ll z Obervellachu k p\u0159ehrad\u011b v Kolbnitz, WW1-3)<\/span> slun\u00ed\u010dko \u0161imralo do ksichtu a v\u0161ak p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm bylo, \u017ee m\u00edsto \u201eGutnMorgn\u201c jsem usly\u0161el \u201eDobr\u00e9R\u00e1nko\u201c. Bohu\u017eel to nebylo t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1 n\u011bm\u010dina je u\u017e tak bravurn\u00ed, \u017ee pouze p\u0159epnu m\u00f3d a je to, ale vysv\u011btlen\u00edm bylo, \u017ee tento kr\u00e1sn\u00fd kemp\u00edk je vlastn\u011bn\u00fd \u010cechy, kte\u0159\u00ed tam pr\u00e1v\u011b ukon\u010dovali sezonu. Klasick\u00e1 rutina ve form\u011b, sn\u00eddan\u011b, dopl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed tekutin, toale\u0165\u00e1kov\u00e1 \u0161tafeta, likvidace no\u010dn\u00edch hn\u00edzd, stav\u011bn\u00ed technick\u00e9ho stanu, ov\u011b\u0159en\u00ed aktu\u00e1lnosti dat (po\u010das\u00ed, stav vody, m\u00edsto n\u00e1stupu\/v\u00fdstupu atd.) Ani jsme nemrkli a u\u017e jsme fr\u010deli na n\u00e1stupn\u00ed m\u00edsto.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Zde dal\u0161\u00ed rutina &#8211; povinn\u00e9 omrknut\u00ed do \u010deho\u017ee joko\u017ee v\u016fbec dem, kudy to asi tak pojedeme, jak\u017ee se na to jak se pat\u0159\u00ed vohodit atd. (voda byla = jede se a po proudu, bylo teplo = bez rukavic a kulich\u016f). Tak\u017ee hydro p\u0159evl\u00edka\u010dka, p\u0159evoz trabant\u016f, kompletace na\u0161ich hra\u010dek to v\u0161e za st\u00e1l\u00e9 z\u00e1bavy a humoru n\u00e1m vlastn\u00edm a jeliko\u017e bylo teplo, tak samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nelze zapom\u00ednat na dopl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed tekutin. To v\u0161e n\u00e1m zpest\u0159ily 4\u0159i kobyly (dv\u011b 4noh\u00fd a na nich dv\u011b 2noh\u00fd) &#8211; tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee tou dobou prob\u00edhala v\u00fdstava neop\u00e1len\u00fdch zadnic, tak\u017ee jsme i za\u0161prechtili. Pak tam bylo i n\u011bjak\u00e9 nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed, kdy pomaten\u00fd militantn\u00ed mu\u017e\u00edk zmaten\u011b pob\u00edhal od kajaku ke kajaku lep\u00edc\u00ed na n\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 n\u00e1rychtunky pro kameru a n\u011bjak ne\u0161ikovn\u011b si nap\u00edchnul d\u00edrkou v\u00a0jeho \u0148\u016f\u0148\u00e1nkov\u00e9m tri\u010dku na B\u00e1b\u016fv znecitliv\u011blej prst\u00edk vsunut\u00fd do neopren-rukavice, \u010d\u00edm se d\u00edrka zm\u011bnila v\u00a0kr\u00e1ter a Militant v\u00a0zu\u0159\u00edc\u00ed bestii\u2026 prost\u011b hol\u00e9 nedorozum\u011bn\u00ed\u2026 K\u00e1jovi ne\u0161la zapnout vesta a zipem to fakt nebylo \u2013 asi se mu vesta smrskla.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2258\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2258 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110788\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110788-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Pak jsme prost\u011b vyrazili a bylo to \u017e\u016f\u017eo. Byli jsme najednou jako jedno t\u011blo, jedna du\u0161e\u2026 blablabla\u2026 Byli jsme tam poprv\u00e9, tak\u017ee byla jako nepsan\u00e1 povinnost dodr\u017eovat formace, tak\u017ee naj\u00ed\u017ed\u011b\u010di (hazard\u00e9\u0159i \u010di ob\u011btavci) fr\u010deli na \u0161pici, uprost\u0159ed se dr\u017eela nejistota (Ti, co \u010dekali, co to ud\u011bl\u00e1 s\u00a0t\u011bma prvn\u00edma s\u00a0vidinou, \u017ee stihnou opustit vodu v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee bude pr\u016fser a okecaj to pak v\u00fdmluvou, \u017ee cht\u011bli pomoct t\u011bm vep\u0159edu a z\u00e1rove\u0148 taky t\u011bm vzadu v\u00a0tom, aby tam do toho pr\u016fseru nenapadali) a vzadu prost\u011b jeli Ti, co tam jezd\u00ed v\u017edycky, na kter\u00e9 se \u010dek\u00e1 a kolikr\u00e1t se ani nezjist\u00ed, \u017ee plavali. Ne, bylo to tak, jak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt a ka\u017ed\u00fd si hl\u00eddal toho p\u0159ed sebou a za sebou. P\u011bkn\u00e1 voda, p\u011bkn\u00e1 Alpa kolem, p\u011bknej smrad z\u00a0Milka krav (to mus\u00ed b\u00fdt proces z\u00a0toho vykouzlit m\u0148am \u010doko), p\u011bkn\u00e9 vlny a houpa\u010dky\u2026 tak\u017ee to lze shrnout, \u017ee to bylo prost\u011b p\u011bkn\u00e9\u2026 a trvalo to i s\u00a0jednou pauzou kol 2 hodin.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Pro velk\u00fd \u00fasp\u011bch jsme se to rozhodli rovnou zfouknout je\u0161t\u011b jednou, ale u\u017e jen tu doln\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st \u2013 nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00fasek. O\u0161ustili jsme sedadla igelitama jak p\u0159i atomov\u00e9m vejbuchu, skupina A vyrazila jako prvn\u00ed s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee najde vhodn\u00e9 n\u00e1stupn\u00ed m\u00edsto, co\u017e se t\u00e9 skupin\u011b moc nepovedlo. Kdy\u017e dorazila skupina B, tak skupina A ji\u017e m\u011bla po opalova\u010dce a z\u00e1chran\u011b K\u00e1rl-kajaku z\u00a0kop\u0159iv. Mohu \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s si b\u011bhem \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed zvedli obt\u00ed\u017enost dan\u00e9ho \u00faseku \u0159eky i o dva stupn\u011b. N\u00e1stup do \u0159eky byl v\u011bt\u0161inou alpsk\u00fdm stylem a \u0161utry si tam u\u017eily sv\u00e9. Tentokr\u00e1t to byla u\u017e jin\u00e1 liga \u2013 najednou byla na \u0159ece banda individualist\u016f, ka\u017ed\u00fd si d\u011blal, co cht\u011bl a u\u017e\u00edval si to po sv\u00e9m\u2026 op\u011bt shrnuto slovem p\u011bkn\u00e9. Na z\u00e1v\u011br si n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed museli st\u0159ihnout eskym\u00e1ky, aby bylo v\u0161e, tak jak m\u00e1 b\u00fdt (aby jim to po sou\u0161i chodilo). Jako dal\u0161\u00ed stupe\u0148 zchlazen\u00ed jsme dostali od m\u00edstn\u00edch odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00edch spr\u00e1vc\u016f karton s\u00a0nanuky \u2013 t\u00edmto i jim d\u00edky (i za to jedno zp\u0159\u00edstupn\u011bn\u00e9 vecko, kter\u00e9 pro n\u00e1s nechali otev\u0159en\u00e9).<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2259\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2259 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110804\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110804-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Nu a pak za\u010dala voln\u00e1 z\u00e1bava spojen\u00e1 i s\u00a0konzumac\u00ed j\u00eddla. Poh\u00e1dka o gul\u00e1\u0161i by mohla zn\u00edt asi takto: byl jednou stvo\u0159en gul\u00e1\u0161, ale ten se musel nejd\u0159\u00edv naj\u00edt za devatero bag\u00e1\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0\u00fatrob\u00e1ch kufru trabanta, pak se p\u0159ivandrovala l\u017e\u00edce, p\u00e1\u010d ne\u0161el vyklepnout ze sklenic, na oh\u0159\u00edvadle neust\u00e1le tan\u010dil a m\u011bl snahu se zvrhnout i s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edtelem hrncem do sp\u00e1r\u016f golfov\u00e9ho tr\u00e1vn\u00edku, \u010demu\u017e zabr\u00e1nil kamar\u00e1d gumocuk s\u00a0dv\u011bma kol\u00edky od stanu. Dlouho se m\u00edchalo a u toho bylo p\u0159ed\u010d\u00edt\u00e1no zakl\u00ednadlo na p\u0159\u00edpravu j\u00ed\u0161ky (n\u011bkdo j\u00ed cht\u011bl tu\u0161\u00edm se\u017erat s\u00a0vidinou toho, \u017ee to je \u010dokopuding). Nebudu to u\u017e protahovat \u2013 d\u00edlo se povedlo a na svatbu dorazila i nahrubo nakr\u00e1jen\u00e1 kmotra cibule a sv\u011bdek chl\u00e9b ud\u011blat tak\u00e9 sv\u00e9\u2026 zazvonil zvonec a gul\u00e1\u0161 se pohupoval v\u00a0na\u0161ich pup\u00edc\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Pak jsem znaven va\u0159en\u00edm a gul\u00e1\u0161em upadl do technick\u00e9ho stanu a ustlal si na moc spac\u00e1k\u00e1ch a karimatk\u00e1ch. B\u011bhem sp\u00e1nku jsem n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t zaslechl bujarou z\u00e1bavu, ale vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00e9 historky a p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy m\u011b ihned zase vmetly do \u0159\u00ed\u0161e sn\u016f \u2013 jinak \u0159e\u010deno ani o\u010di\u010dka jsem nezahmou\u0159il a utlu\u010den\u00e9 \u0161pa\u010dky kolem m\u011b taky nebylo vid\u011bt. Omluva B\u00f3\u010fovi, za uveden\u00ed v\u00a0omyl, \u017ee tento \u010das tr\u00e1v\u00edm na WC. Prej u\u017e mu to lezlo i u\u0161ima, kdy\u017e n\u011bkoho napadlo se mrknout, jestli nehaj\u00e1m ve stanu. Kluci si to prost\u011b u\u017eili po sv\u00e9m a je t\u0159eba \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee n\u00e1sledn\u00e1 ve\u010dern\u00ed grilova\u010dka nem\u011bla tak\u00e9 chybku. A sv\u011bte div se, \u0161el jsem hajat mezi posledn\u00edma. Je\u0161t\u011b zm\u00edn\u00edm M\u00ed\u0161\u00e1lovo prud\u011bn\u00ed o tom, \u017ee jsou v\u00a0aut\u011b n\u00e1stroje. Nakonec tam poslu\u0161n\u011b z\u016fstaly.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2260\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2260 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110818\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110818-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Druh\u00fd den za\u010dal t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00a0noci za\u010dalo pr\u0161et tzn. hromadn\u00fd \u00faprk amat\u00e9r\u016f do nedalek\u00e9ho prostorn\u00e9ho zast\u0159e\u0161en\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edst\u0159e\u0161ku, kde se n\u00e1sledn\u011b sp\u00e1chala sn\u00eddan\u011b a balen\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed. Vyrazili jsme celkem v\u010das omrknout nedalekou slalomku \u2013 Wildwasserarena M<span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;\">\u00f6<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, serif;\">lltal ve Flattachu.<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2263\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2263 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110831\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110831-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Tam se za de\u0161t\u011b uznalo, \u017ee p\u011bkn\u00e9, ale nic, co by se hodilo pro tento den. Vy\u0161et\u0159\u00edme si n\u011bjak\u00fd slunn\u00fd den, kdy tu m\u016f\u017eeme str\u00e1vit cel\u00fd den a za \u00fa\u010dasti voz\u00edkov\u00e9 logistiky si nech\u00e1vat kajaky p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017eet nahoru a d\u00e1vat si to do omrzen\u00ed, \u010di o\u0161oup\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00e1del. N\u00e1sledn\u011b B\u00f3\u010fa zap\u00e1tral v\u00a0jeho makovi\u010dce a bleskurychle navrl re\u00e1lnou alternativu, co\u017e byl 40km p\u0159ejezd do Lienzu na n\u00e1m u\u017e zn\u00e1mou a v\u00fdrazn\u011b del\u0161\u00ed slalomku na Dr\u00e1v\u011b &#8211; a ani bys ne\u0159ekl \u201epivo\u201c a u\u017e jsme tam byli. Op\u011bt rychl\u00e1 omrk\u00e1va\u010dka, striptejz za de\u0161t\u011b a m\u00edrn\u00e9 klendry, nask\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed do vy\u00fast\u011bn\u00ed z\u00a0elektr\u00e1rny op\u011bt alpsk\u00fdm stylem (ti lep\u0161\u00ed, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 l\u00edn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed) a u\u017e se zas fr\u010delo\u2026 jedno t\u011blo jedna du\u0161e. Mohu s\u00a0rukou na srdci (druhou za z\u00e1dy se sk\u0159\u00ed\u017een\u00fdma prstama) klin\u011b \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina z\u00a0n\u00e1s nevynechala jedinou mo\u017enost zaparkovat ve vraz\u00e1k\u00e1ch, traverz netraverz a fakt jsme si to d\u00e1vali. Bylo to n\u011bjak\u00fdch 3km a pravda byla, \u017ee ru\u010di\u010dky bo, tep \u0165uk, dech uf a rozhodn\u011b n\u00e1m nebyla zima. Super z\u00e1le\u017eitost a za m\u011b na pohodu oproti minul\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti, kdy jsem tu plaval. Je na m\u00edst\u011b zm\u00ednit, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed k\u00a0zaplav\u00e1n\u00ed nem\u011bli daleko a sem tam p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bli opravdu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kreace. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2265\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2265 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"p1110837\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110837-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Nicm\u00e9n\u011b v\u0161ichni bez ztr\u00e1ty kyti\u010dky, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 by to bylo jinak, kdyby jel i Pepin, kter\u00fd se na n\u011bco vymluvil. Na z\u00e1v\u011br jsme je\u0161t\u011b sjezdili m\u00edstn\u00ed staveni\u0161t\u011b, p\u00e1\u010d tam byl fakt hustej v\u00e1lec (kdo tam nebyl, tak nepobere), ud\u011blali p\u00e1r fotek, rychlou sva\u010dku, rychlou konverza\u010dku s\u00a0m\u00edst\u0148a\u010dkou, kr\u00e1tkou M\u00ed\u0161alovo proj\u00ed\u017e\u010fkou na \u0161lohl\u00e9m kole a hur\u00e1 sm\u011br dom\u016f. To u\u017e se ud\u011blalo opravdu hnusn\u011b, pauzi\u010dka na druhou v\u00e1rku gul\u00e1\u0161ku prob\u011bhla n\u011bkde p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b v\u00a0p\u016flce cesty na n\u011bjak\u00e9m odpo\u010d\u00edvadle na d\u00e1lnici, kde si kluci odlovili ke\u0161 (kdybych je na to neupozornil, tak nev\u00ed a \u010dum\u00ed). Za zm\u00ednku snad u\u017e jen stoj\u00ed, \u017ee ve dvou p\u0159\u00edpadech m\u00e1lem do\u0161lo k\u00a0zne\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed vozu A, ale \u0159idi\u010d si to na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed v\u017edy rozmyslel.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">D\u011bkuji V\u00e1m za v\u0161e, op\u011bt spokojenost nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed\u2026 a mo\u017en\u00e1 s\u00a0V\u00e1mi pojedu i p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Jo, po\u010det krys = 0 (tak\u017ee: za A) bu\u010f fakt lehk\u00fd, nebo za B) jsme u\u017e fakt hust\u00fd)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2266\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2266 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"p1110843\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-250x141.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110843-150x84.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a name=\"_GoBack\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2267\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2267 \" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"p1110844\" width=\"219\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-768x1364.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-600x1066.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/P1110844-84x150.jpg 84w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a>S\u00a0odstupem 14ti dn\u016f bych v\u00a0kr\u00e1tkosti zavzpom\u00ednal na to, co se ud\u00e1lo b\u011bhem jednoho podzimn\u00edho v\u00edkendu v\u00a0term\u00ednu od 30.9.-2.10.2016. Pl\u00e1n co sklouznout byl neust\u00e1le m\u011bn\u011bn, ale c\u00edl byl od za\u010d\u00e1tku stejn\u00fd &#8211; b\u00fdt hlavn\u011b spolu, na vod\u011b a p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt. M\u011bnilo se za pochodu vlastn\u011b \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161e. Smek\u00e1m p\u0159ed B\u00f3oo\u010fou (nov\u00e9 ozna\u010den\u00ed pro Dan\u00edkn-hajnekn-kamion), kter\u00fd u\u017e mus\u00ed m\u00edt v\u00a0jeho kebuli komplet v\u0161echna vodn\u00ed \u0159e\u010di\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0Rakousku i N\u011bmecku (\u010cech, Slovenska, Chorvatska, Polska) \u2013 je  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=2255\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2271,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions\/2271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}