{"id":1404,"date":"2014-01-09T13:32:59","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T12:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2014-01-09T13:32:59","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T12:32:59","slug":"prvni-rocnik-novodobe-matyldy-t-j-dobrodruzstvi-roku-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"Prvn\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edk novodob\u00e9 Matyldy – t.j. dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed roku 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"

P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di,<\/p>\n

p\u0159i proch\u00e1zen\u00ed se no\u0165asem jsem narazil na d\u00e1vno ji\u017e zapomenutou nicm\u00e9n\u011b nikdy nevydanou zpr\u00e1vu o na\u0161\u00ed prvn\u00ed novodob\u00e9 Matyl\u010f\u00e1ck\u00e9 plavb\u011b. Je toho tak p\u016flka, b\u016fhv\u00ed jestli si je\u0161t\u011b vzpomenu na on\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti, na kter\u00e9 se \u010dlov\u011bk sna\u017e\u00ed nasil\u00edm zapomenout, a n\u011bkdy to dop\u00ed\u0161u.<\/p>\n

Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b zde je to co jsem v dozn\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00edm st\u00ednu ud\u00e1lost\u00ed roku p\u0159eminul\u00e9ho sepsal:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bude tomu u\u017e p\u00e1r dn\u016f, co jsme se vr\u00e1tili z\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed poda\u0159en\u00e9 v\u00fdpravy, kter\u00e1\u017eto se nevyhnuteln\u011b zapsala do srdc\u00ed a du\u0161\u00ed t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed se j\u00ed \u00fa\u010dastnili, alespo\u0148 koutkem oka zahl\u00e9dli, nebo o n\u00ed jen \u0161pi\u010dkou ucha zaslechli.<\/p>\n

Nebudu za\u010d\u00ednat t\u00edm, jak dlouho jsme se domlouvali, \u017ee op\u011bt obnov\u00edme kr\u00e1snou historii splavov\u00e1n\u00ed S\u00e1zavy na voru, neb to ji\u017e ani s\u00e1m nevzpomenu. Ale po\u010d\u00edtat se to d\u00e1 na roky, mo\u017en\u00e1 i p\u011btiletky. Kdy\u017e to ale zkr\u00e1t\u00edm, datum realizace se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eilo a vypadalo to t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 a\u017e dokonce, \u017ee pojedeme v\u00a0pln\u00e9m po\u010dtu. P\u016fvodn\u00ed domluva byla n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed: ve \u010dtvrtek ve\u010der se vlakmo doprav\u00edme do kempu Horka II, kde se sezn\u00e1m\u00edme (j\u00e1, Karlos, Pafka a Miras), n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho dne r\u00e1no vytvo\u0159\u00edme plavidlo a vyd\u00e1me se vst\u0159\u00edc dobrodru\u017estv\u00edm, zakon\u010den\u00fdch \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fdm vplut\u00edm do \u010cesk\u00e9ho \u0160ternberka.<\/p>\n

A realita? Ve st\u0159edu vol\u00e1 Karlos, \u017ee mus\u00ed v\u00a0p\u00e1tek v\u00a013h na pohovor, tak\u017ee se p\u0159id\u00e1 odpoledne. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si dobr\u00e1, postav\u00edme vor ve t\u0159ech a K\u00e1j\u00edka si po cest\u011b vyzvedneme. Ve \u010dtvrtek dopoledne vol\u00e1 Pafka ze Slovenska, \u017ee doraz\u00ed a\u017e pozd\u011bji, jestli bych pr\u00fd nevzal Mirase (vlak se zm\u011bnil v\u00a0auto) a \u017ee se ve\u010der doprav\u00ed. Sice \u017ee mus\u00ed b\u00fdt r\u00e1no u \u0161\u00e9fa na chat\u011b u \u0160ternberka, ale \u017ee tam pojede z\u00a0kempu a brzo se vr\u00e1t\u00ed. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si dobr\u00e1, po\u010dk\u00e1me r\u00e1no na Pafku, postav\u00edme vor, vyraz\u00edme a cestou nabereme K\u00e1ju. Ve \u010dtvrtek odpoledne vol\u00e1 Pafka, \u017ee u\u017e jede ze Slovenska, tak\u017ee bude v\u00a0Brod\u011b d\u0159\u00edv. Dod\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u0161ak, \u017ee mus\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u00a0p\u00e1tek r\u00e1no v\u00a0kancel\u00e1\u0159i a a\u017e potom mus\u00ed jet k\u00a0\u0161\u00e9fovi na chatu, auto nech\u00e1 ve \u0160ternberku a vlakem dojede do kempu v\u00a0Horce, kde u\u017e budeme m\u00edt postaven\u00fd vor a on se na n\u011bj p\u0159id\u00e1. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si dobr\u00e1, kamar\u00e1d\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9, seru na v\u00e1s, vol\u00e1m Mirasovi a domlouv\u00e1m se s\u00a0n\u00edm, \u017ee ho vyzvednu ve\u010der v\u00a0HB, odsuneme se do Horky, sezn\u00e1m\u00edme se (j\u00e1 a Miras) r\u00e1no postav\u00edme vor, vyraz\u00edme a a\u0165 si n\u00e1s na vod\u011b najdou.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00e1sek byl hned pro a kdy\u017e jsem k\u00a0n\u011bmu ve \u010dtvrtek ve\u010der kolem \u0161est\u00e9 dorazil, byl u\u017e s\u00a0nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem mal\u00e9ho chlapce p\u0159ipraven na cestu. P\u00e1r minut po odjezdu za\u010dal Miras hledat telefon. Jeliko\u017e po kaps\u00e1ch nebyl, zastavili jsme s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee ur\u010dit\u011b bude v\u00a0b\u00e1glu. Tam nebyl, tak\u017ee jsme jeli zp\u011bt. Doma taky nebyl. A n\u00e1hle, jako bo\u017e\u00ed vnuknut\u00ed, n\u00e1s napadlo zkusit zavolat. A hle, telefon byl v\u00a0aut\u011b, ukryt\u00fd pod seda\u010dkou. No nic, p\u011bkn\u00e9 zpest\u0159en\u00ed hned v\u00a0po\u010d\u00e1tku a potom u\u017e hur\u00e1 do Horky. Po cest\u011b n\u00e1sledovala zast\u00e1vka u McPenny pro p\u00e1r n\u00e1boj\u016f do auta pro Mirase a do Horky jsme dorazili n\u011bco k\u00a0osm\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Hospoda hl\u00e1sala na ceduli, \u017ee zav\u00edraj\u00ed v\u00a09, nicm\u00e9n\u011b po chvilce p\u0159emlouv\u00e1n\u00ed a vyhro\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1m sl\u00edbili v\u00fdto\u010dnost a\u017e do p\u016fl jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9. V\u00a0mezi\u010dase se u\u017e ohl\u00e1sil Danny, \u017ee je na cest\u011b i s\u00a0Matyldou. Dorazil lehce za \u0161era i s\u00a0D\u017euzbou (asi tak n\u011bjak se to m\u016f\u017ee ps\u00e1t). Pomohli jsme jim vylo\u017eit lod\u011b, kdy\u017e v\u00a0tom se p\u0159ihnalo druh\u00e9 povo\u010f\u00e1ck\u00e9 auto, a z\u00a0n\u011bj se na n\u00e1s usm\u00edvalo n\u011bkolik zn\u00e1m\u00fdch i nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee pr\u00fd se na n\u00e1s museli p\u0159ijet pod\u00edvat. N\u011bkdy kolem p\u016flnoci dostal Danny n\u00e1pad, \u017ee by bylo fajn nafouknout Matyldu. Nem\u011bli jsme sil mu odporovat, tak jsme zapnuli do no\u010dn\u00edho klidu prov\u00e1zen\u00e9ho cvrk\u00e1n\u00edm cik\u00e1d, hu\u010den\u00edm jezu a romantick\u00e9ho pobrukov\u00e1n\u00ed od vzd\u00e1len\u00e9 kytary kompresor a za\u010dali hustit. Ka\u017edou chvilku jsem \u010dekal, kdo na n\u00e1s vylet\u00ed a nevyb\u00edrav\u00fdmi slovy zneuct\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b za tmy jsme zalehli a noc p\u0159e\u010dkali pod provizorn\u00ed st\u0159\u00ed\u0161kou, neb celou noc propr\u0161elo. R\u00e1no to nebylo lep\u0161\u00ed, ale my highland\u0159i z\u00a0Vyso\u010diny jsme otrl\u00ed a v\u00a0takov\u00e9mto po\u010das\u00ed odkojen\u00ed, tak\u017ee po lehk\u00e9 sn\u00eddani n\u00e1sledovala kr\u00e1tk\u00e1 pracovn\u00ed porada a potom hur\u00e1 do stavby Matyldy. Stavba cel\u00e9ho plavidla byla celkem dobrou z\u00e1bavou pro kolemstanuj\u00edc\u00ed. Co chvilku jsme byli vystavov\u00e1v\u00e1ni ot\u00e1zk\u00e1m typu: Co to ty vole je? Co s tim budete d\u011blat? To jako plave? Atd\u2026 Je pravda, \u017ee na tu posledn\u00ed ot\u00e1zku jsme nem\u011bli \u00fapln\u011b jasnou odpov\u011b\u010f ani my, ale po hodin\u011b utahov\u00e1n\u00ed, spojov\u00e1n\u00ed a prvn\u00edm rann\u00edm pivku p\u0159i\u0161la TA chv\u00edle kdy prvn\u00ed vlnky o\u0161plouchly dno a my s\u00a0\u00falevou zjistili, \u017ee PLAVE!<\/p>\n

Dali jsme echo Pafkovi, \u017ee vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme a p\u0159ibereme ho ve Zru\u010di. \u0158\u00edkali jsme si, \u017ee vlakov\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed mus\u00ed poznat ka\u017ed\u00fd blbec a \u017ee bude z\u00a0vody ur\u010dit\u011b vid\u011bt. N\u00e1sledovalo seznamov\u00e1n\u00ed s\u00a0j\u00edzdn\u00edmi vlastnostmi na\u0161\u00ed Matyldy a byli jsme mile p\u0159ekvapeni, jak se odzadu d\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u011b vodit, o hbit\u00fdch man\u00e9vrech ani nemluv\u011b. Pozorn\u011b jsme p\u0159itom obhl\u00ed\u017eeli okol\u00ed a hledali vlakov\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed, kam n\u00e1m m\u011bl dorazit Pafka. Asi po 2 hodin\u00e1ch plavby najednou vid\u00edme, jak proti n\u00e1m jede vlak. M\u00e1v\u00e1me strojvedouc\u00edmu a m\u00e1me radost, \u017ee n\u00e1m odpov\u00edd\u00e1 zahouk\u00e1n\u00edm. Najednou Miras \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 \u2013 \u201ety vole to je Pafka\u201c, a m\u00e1 pravdu. Ten kluk visel z\u00a0okna pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b u\u017e jen za kotn\u00edky a p\u00edskal vo sto \u0161est. Taky jsme mu zam\u00e1vali, bereme telefon a vol\u00e1me mu. Krap\u00e1nek jsme p\u0159ejeli, tak\u017ee \u010dek\u00e1me cca 15 minut, ne\u017e k\u00a0n\u00e1m Pafka dor\u00e1\u017e\u00ed. Naskakuje, sna\u017e\u00ed si nacpat v\u011bci do barelu, na\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 si pifko a val\u00edme d\u00e1l. Odpoledne dor\u00e1\u017e\u00edme k\u00a0ob\u010derstvovn\u011b u jezu. Do c\u00edle n\u00e1m potom zb\u00fdv\u00e1 u\u017e jen n\u011bjak\u00fdch 8 km, tak\u017ee p\u0159i na\u0161\u00ed pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e9 rychlosti 2 km za hodinu je to na kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 4 ho\u010fky plavby. Kouk\u00e1me, jak v\u0161echny lod\u011b p\u0159etahuj\u00ed p\u0159es korunu a pomalu s\u00a0Pafkou za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovat Mirase, \u017ee Matylda zvl\u00e1dne i \u0161lajsnu, kter\u00e1 je viditeln\u011b ucpan\u00e1 kl\u00e1dou a kon\u010d\u00ed v\u00a0na pohled kam oko dohl\u00e9dlo neprostupn\u00fdm ro\u0161t\u00edm. Trvalo n\u00e1m to cca 6 piv, ne\u017e Mir\u00e1sek odevzdan\u011b zrezignoval. Mezit\u00edm n\u00e1m volal Karlos, \u017ee u\u017e ut\u00edk\u00e1 na vlak. Sm\u011brujeme ho do kempu nad K\u00e1covem, \u017ee tam na n\u011bho budeme \u010dekat. Za 2 hodiny n\u00e1m vol\u00e1, u\u017e z\u00a0Chrudimi a div\u00ed se, \u017ee jsme po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0tom sam\u00e9m kiosku. Za dal\u0161\u00ed 2 hodiny n\u00e1m op\u011bt vol\u00e1, \u017ee bude za hodinu na m\u00edst\u011b. Moc mu toho u\u017e ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1me, s\u00e1m pozn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee jsme je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le v\u00a0tom sam\u00e9m kiosku. Odevzdan\u011b n\u00e1m nad\u00e1v\u00e1, n\u00e1sleduj\u00ed v\u00fd\u010ditky, atd\u2026 Prost\u011b klasick\u00e1 hysterick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na alkoholika na suchu. Telefon kon\u010d\u00edme slibem, \u017ee dopijeme a vyraz\u00edme.<\/p>\n

Jak \u0159ekli, jak ud\u011blali. Jakmile jsme dopili dal\u0161\u00ed pivo, pomohli jsme si na vor a vj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme do \u0161lajsny. Nebudu popisovat, co se tam stalo a jak to dopadlo. M\u00e1me z\u00a0toho video, tak\u017ee kdo p\u0159ijde na leto\u0161n\u00ed Galave\u010der, bude m\u00edt mo\u017enost shl\u00e9dnout to peklo. Ale p\u0159e\u017eili jsme to. N\u00e1sledovala doplavba za K\u00e1jou do kempu. Cestu jsme si je\u0161t\u011b zpest\u0159ili lahvinkou \u010dir\u00e9 lihoviny, kter\u00e9 se Miras od r\u00e1na br\u00e1nil. Za doprovodu m\u00e9ho hran\u00ed na kytaru a romantick\u00e9ho svitu m\u011bs\u00edce dor\u00e1\u017e\u00edme kolem 22 hodiny k\u00a0jezu nad kempem ve kter\u00e9m pl\u00e1nujeme nocovat. U\u017e z\u00a0d\u00e1lky je vid\u011bt povl\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed postavi\u010dka na b\u0159ehu. U jezu je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00edme v\u0161elijak\u00e9 kejkle jako nap\u0159\u00edklad m\u016fj p\u00e1d s\u00a0kytarou v\u00a0ruce z\u00a0Matyldy nebo Miras\u016fv pokus o nasko\u010den\u00ed na vor z\u00a0kozy, kter\u00e9ho zastavila a\u017e ta protilehl\u00e1 koza \u010d\u00edslo 2.<\/p>\n

P\u0159i p\u0159ist\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1 K\u00e1ja s\u00a0\u0161irok\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem na tv\u00e1\u0159i a s\u00a0historkou, \u017ee n\u00e1m vezl jako d\u00e1rek fland\u011bru zelen\u00fd ale \u017ee v\u00a0kempu zav\u0159eli kiosek, jeliko\u017e tam byl jedin\u00fd host, a jak se nudil a nemohl se n\u00e1s do\u010dkat, tak ji ztrestal. V\u011b\u0159\u00edme mu. Spole\u010dn\u011b rozd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1me ohe\u0148 a pokra\u010dujeme v\u00a0romatick\u00e9m ve\u010deru, pozd\u011bji u\u017e jenom j\u00e1 a K\u00e1ja, a\u017e do pozdn\u00edch hodin, koukaj\u00edce na m\u011bs\u00edc, kter\u00fd odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed sv\u00e9 st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e9 paprsky na hladin\u011b pod hu\u010d\u00edc\u00edm, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 a\u017e bur\u00e1cej\u00edc\u00edm jezem. Sp\u00e1t jdeme n\u011bkdy ke 3 hodin\u011b rann\u00ed.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1no, cca v\u00a06:30, m\u011b n\u011bkdo bud\u00ed. Je to K\u00e1ja. S\u00a0lehce opileck\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem v\u00a0tv\u00e1\u0159i a hlase se m\u011b sna\u017e\u00ed p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit ke vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. Pos\u00edl\u00e1m ho do prdele. Slav\u00ed ne\u00fasp\u011bch i u ostatn\u00edch \u010dlen\u016f expedice a je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e op\u011bt us\u00edn\u00e1m, vn\u00edm\u00e1m n\u011bco jako v\u00fdhru\u017eky, \u017ee pr\u00fd si za to m\u016f\u017eeme sami. Kdy\u017e kolem 9 vst\u00e1v\u00e1me, nev\u011b\u0159\u00edme sv\u00fdm o\u010d\u00edm. U skom\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edho ohn\u011b sed\u00ed usm\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed se postavi\u010dka, kter\u00e9 u\u017e nen\u00ed ani rozum\u011bt. Odd\u011blen\u00e1 slova jsou probl\u00e9m, o cel\u00fdch v\u011bt\u00e1ch ani nemluv\u011b. Jak jsme ho r\u00e1no odbili, vzal si k\u00a0sob\u011b z\u00a0ve\u010dera na\u010dat\u00fd 5l kan\u010f\u00e1k v\u00edna, sedl si k\u00a0ohni a sna\u017eil se zabavit. Povedlo se mu to.\u00a0 Nahazujeme v\u011bci na vor, K\u00e1j\u00edka koupeme v\u00a0S\u00e1zav\u011b a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme do K\u00e1cova, kde m\u00e1me v\u00a010 (nebo v\u00a011 \u2013 nejsme si zcela jisti) sraz se Sl\u016f\u0148ou.<\/p>\n

…v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b z\u00e1jmu dokon\u010den\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kamar\u00e1di,<\/p>\n

p\u0159i proch\u00e1zen\u00ed se no\u0165asem jsem narazil na d\u00e1vno ji\u017e zapomenutou nicm\u00e9n\u011b nikdy nevydanou zpr\u00e1vu o na\u0161\u00ed prvn\u00ed novodob\u00e9 Matyl\u010f\u00e1ck\u00e9 plavb\u011b. Je toho tak p\u016flka, b\u016fhv\u00ed jestli si je\u0161t\u011b vzpomenu na on\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti, na kter\u00e9 se \u010dlov\u011bk sna\u017e\u00ed nasil\u00edm zapomenout, a n\u011bkdy to dop\u00ed\u0161u.<\/p>\n

Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b zde je to co jsem v dozn\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00edm st\u00ednu ud\u00e1lost\u00ed roku p\u0159eminul\u00e9ho sepsal:<\/p>\n

Bude tomu u\u017e p\u00e1r dn\u016f, co jsme se vr\u00e1tili z\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed poda\u0159en\u00e9 v\u00fdpravy, kter\u00e1\u017eto se nevyhnuteln\u011b zapsala do srdc\u00ed a du\u0161\u00ed t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed se j\u00ed \u00fa\u010dastnili, alespo\u0148 koutkem oka zahl\u00e9dli, nebo o n\u00ed jen \u0161pi\u010dkou ucha zaslechli.<\/p>\n

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