{"id":1269,"date":"2013-12-03T12:41:20","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T11:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2013-12-03T12:41:20","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T11:41:20","slug":"vor-2013-aneb-brutusukrutus-matylda-cast-prvni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?p=1269","title":{"rendered":"VOR 2013, aneb brutusukrutus MATYLDA – \u010d\u00e1st prvn\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, nev\u00edm, zda-li ned\u011bl\u00e1m zbyte\u010dnou v\u011bc, ale rozhodl jsem se, p\u011bkn\u011b pomalu a postupn\u011b v\u00a0r\u00e1mci relaxu a uklidn\u011bn\u00ed nerv\u016f v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci i mimo n\u00ed (pot\u0159ebuji si odpo\u010dnout od stylisticky psan\u00fdch email\u016f a jedn\u00e1n\u00edch), prost\u011b napsat \u010dl\u00e1nek, kter\u00fd si vzal na starosti Barbucha\u2026 m\u00e1 toho asi moc \u2013 se star\u00e1 o rodinu, p\u0159ece a tak\u2026 \u0159\u00edkal sice, jako \u017ee na tom d\u011bl\u00e1, \u017ee na tom mak\u00e1\u2026 nav\u00edc po pravd\u011b se chci i ujistit, co v\u0161e si z\u00a0toho vlastn\u011b pamatuju\u2026 tak\u017ee se pokus\u00edm vydolovat z\u00a0pam\u011bti n\u011bjak\u00e9 situace, kter\u00e9 mi tama z\u00a0toho poda\u0159en\u00e9ho \u010dty\u0159denn\u00edho VORU byly ponech\u00e1ny\u2026 n\u011bco je dopln\u011bno vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00edm p\u0159e\u017eiv\u0161\u00edch \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f a n\u011bco mus\u00ed b\u00fdt i smy\u0161len\u00e9, nebo\u0165 to bychom prost\u011b nemohli p\u0159ece d\u00e1t\u2026 nebo jo?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jinak je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edem upozor\u0148uju, \u017ee v\u00a0\u010dl\u00e1nku budou po\u017eita smy\u0161len\u00e1 jm\u00e9na a m\u00edsta pobytu, nav\u00edc obsahuje nerozkl\u00ed\u010dovateln\u00e9 \u0161ifry, kter\u00e9 jsou pou\u017eity z\u00a0d\u016fvod\u016f publikovatelnosti\u2026 o m\u00e9m slohu \u2013 na co si vzpomenu, to tam rad\u011bji hnedle vlep\u00edm, jinak na to zapomenu a o m\u00e9m relax \"vor2013\"<\/a>slohu se nemus\u00edm zmi\u0148ovat\u2026 tak\u017ee dop\u0159edu prominou\u2026 si to p\u0159e\u010dtete alespo\u0148 v\u00edckr\u00e1t, aby jste to pochopili\u2026 tupci jedni nevd\u011b\u010dn\u00ed\u2026 se na to m\u016f\u017eu rovnou vy\u2026<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee v\u0161e za\u010dalo klasicky t\u00edm, \u017ee se perfektn\u011b napl\u00e1novalo – p\u0159i n\u011bkolika \u010dajov\u00fdch d\u00fdch\u00e1nc\u00edch a n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u00e1ch kav\u00e1ren\u2026 blablabla, jak se v\u0161ichni t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, jak je v\u0161e za\u0159\u00edzeno, jak je v\u0161e domluveno atak\u2026 realita = v\u0161ichni nest\u00edhali\u2026 ov\u0161em kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9 bylo vyzvednout na\u0161eho guru z\u00a0HK = \u201ehrade\u010d\u00e1k\u201c co\u017e se sice poda\u0159ilo\u2026 bohu\u017eel m\u011b zdr\u017eel p\u0159i balen\u00ed na chalup\u011b, p\u00e1\u010d musel nutn\u011b zahnat \u017e\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u017eu s\u00a0m\u00fdm tat\u00edkem a lahv\u00e1\u010dem s\u00a0Bernad\u00edkem 11 na zahrad\u011b pod pergolkou (pozn\u00e1mka – \u00a0v\u00a0Hradci maj\u00ed tamn\u00ed VIP pivo HRADECKEJ VOTROK, ale ve skute\u010dnosti je to p\u0159evle\u010denej REBEL, kterej va\u0159ej u n\u00e1s v\u00a0HB \u2013 jak smutn\u00e9\u2026 )\u2026 prost\u011b se n\u00e1m n\u011bjak nepoda\u0159il dodr\u017eet \u010das ani po\u0159ad\u00ed vyzvednut\u00ed jednotliv\u00fdch \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f z\u00e1jezdu (sme si troch zahr\u00e1li na pra\u017e\u00e1ka) Navazuj\u00edc\u00ed ud\u00e1losti – u Sl\u016fn\u00ed\u010dk\u016f u branky prob\u00edhalo lou\u010den\u00ed s\u00a0celou rodinou, jak kdyby se u\u017e nem\u011bl vr\u00e1tit \u2013 pes vyl a\u017e blil, Emi\u010dka se tak\u00e9 p\u0159idala \u2013 jako\u017ee jen s be\u010den\u00edm a dokonce i tch\u00fd\u0148ka uronila kroupu a nav\u00edc m\u011bla n\u011bjak\u00e9 nem\u00edstn\u00e9 pozn\u00e1mky, \u017ee u\u017e bychom m\u011bli m\u00edt rozum, \u017ee m\u00e1me p\u0159eci rodiny a tak\u2026 kr\u00e1sn\u00fd proslof p\u0159ehlu\u010den\u00fd hlasitou music a ukon\u010den\u00fd klaks\u00f3nem trabanta\u2026 a trad\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1 pro dal\u0161\u00edho \u010dlena\u2026 jo, Barbucha n\u00e1s prozv\u00e1n\u011bl u\u017e asi hodinu, \u017ee prej a\u0165 na n\u011bj nezapomeneme, \u017ee u\u017e je nat\u011b\u0161enej atak\u2026 nedo\u010dkavej vyrazil na svoji p\u011bst (jin\u00e1 varianta zn\u00ed, \u017ee ho u\u017e prost\u011b Terka vypakovala z\u00a0bytu), ale bez navigace se ztratil hned p\u0159ed sv\u00fdm panel\u00e1kem\u2026 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se srazil s jeho kamar\u00e1dem Napole\u00f3nem, kter\u00fd ho zak\u00f3toval a tak jsme ho fpogo dohledali \u2013 radost\u00ed skoro plakal\u2026 posledn\u00ed vyzvednuv\"vor2013-2\"<\/a>\u0161\u00ed byl mistr Mir\u00e1sek (kter\u00fd u\u017e je pr\u00fd pou\u010den a od te\u010f n\u00e1s prej bude u\u017e \u010dekat u cedule \u201ekonec DOBROHOSTOF\u201c \u2026jen v\u00a0kr\u00e1tkosti p\u0159\u00edjezd byl monstr\u00f3zn\u00ed \u201emusic = volume doprava\u201c vyml\u00e1tilo to snad f\u0161ecky vokna a to nejen v\u00a0aut\u011b, ale i na n\u00e1fsi\u2026 domorodci za\u010dali p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161et k\u016f\u017ee\u2026 nebejt zasekl\u00e9ho klaksonu, tak jsme je nerozehnali\u2026 nikdo nev\u00ed, co doma Miras nakecal, ale necht\u011bl n\u00e1s ani pustit za vrata\u2026 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1me u\u017e sv\u016fj \u0161perh\u00e1k a poda\u0159ilo se n\u00e1m tam vecpat, rozveselit to tam a p\u0159evr\u00e1tit to vzh\u016fru nohama\u2026 no, je pravda, \u017ee pak byl teda probl\u00e9m, \u017ee ho necht\u011bli najednou jako\u017ee z ni\u010deho nic pustit, ale poda\u0159ilo se ho propa\u0161ovat do trabanta a vyrazit sm\u011br \u010ceskej \u0160temberk, kde n\u00e1s bude \u010dekat nastrojen\u00e1, vybaven\u00e1 prost\u011b p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 MATYLDA\u2026 o cest\u011b po d\u00e1lnici se nebudu moc zmi\u0148ovat, ale poda\u0159ilo se n\u00e1m n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t po\u010d\u016frat st\u0159edov\u00e1 svodidla (kluci m\u011bli slu\u0161n\u00e9 z\u00e1sobi\u010dky ice tea, b\u011b\u017en\u011b zastavovat v\u00a0lev\u00e9m pruhu, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se i po stejn\u00e9m pruhu pro\u0161li \u010di prob\u011bhli\u2026 D1 je prost\u011b super\u2026 joa, tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee pak jsme si dali men\u0161\u00ed zaj\u00ed\u017e\u010fku, p\u00e1\u010d Hrade\u010d\u00e1k to v\u00a0okol\u00ed \u0160temberka dokonale zn\u00e1 \u2013 ukazoval, kde to sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl v\u00a0kotrmelc\u00edch a tak\u2026 tak\u017ee jsme dorazili m\u00edsto 15h tak tu\u0161\u00edm \u017ee ve 20h na centr\u00e1lu k\u00a0Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161kovi\u2026<\/p>\n

P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed? Matylda je n\u011bkde na p\u016fd\u011b, prkna taky – mo\u017en\u00e1 prej sp\u00e1len\u00fd, ventily n\u011bkde v\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9m \u0161upl\u00edku v\u00a0d\u00edln\u011b\u2026 prost\u011b v\u0161e, jak m\u00e1 b\u00fdt\u2026 nav\u00edc nebyla v\u00a0napl\u00e1novan\u00e9m \u00faseku T\u00fdnec \u2013 Pikovice voda\u2026 no nic, tak jsme to \u0161li rozplavat a poladit do m\u00edstn\u00ed kav\u00e1rny\u2026 p\u0159idalo se povo\u010f\u00e1ck\u00e9 osazenstvo, kter\u00e9 jsme dlouho nevid\u011bli a bylo to fajne\u2026 Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek rozdejch\u00e1val t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed, Denny tvrdil n\u011bco o tom, \u017ee u\u017e nepije\u2026 prost\u011b klasika\u2026 mus\u00edm pochv\u00e1lit dobrou k\u00e1vu a i z\u00e1kusky, sem tam i \u010daj protekl hrdlem, tak\u017ee jsme se zdr\u017eeli hooodn\u011b dlouho\u2026 ale bylo to plodn\u00e9, vymysleli jsme, \u017ee vyraz\u00edme p\u0159\u00edmo z\u00a0mola p\u0159ed p\u016fj\u010dovnou a pojedeme prost\u011b co to d\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u2026 hahaha, ale ono faktycky\u2026<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee n\u011bkdy po p\u016flnoci to vypuklo\u2026 nafukov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1lc\u016f (nejd\u0159\u00edve tu\u0161\u00edm hubou, pak pumpou a pak teprve kompresorem)\u2026 p\u0159ebalov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed, kompletace voru, je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed na S11 bez sv\u011btla pro instrukce do kav\u00e1rny (t\u0159eba jako kde jsou ventily asi na 3x)\u2026 prost\u011b par\u00e1da\u2026 kupodivu rychlofka \u2013 si teda myslim\u2026<\/p>\n

Lou\u010den\u00ed s\u00a0podhrad\u00edm pojal K\u00e1rl velkolep\u011b p\u00e1\u010d se vrhl otestovat teplotu a mokrost S\u00e1zavy hupem z\u00a0mola\u2026 nikdo z\u00a0n\u00e1s to ost\u0159e nevid\u011bl \u2013 byla p\u0159ece tma, ne? (mo\u017en\u00e1 mu tam n\u011bkdo asi pomohl, pa\u010d byla fakt kosa, tak pro\u010d by to d\u011blal?)\u2026 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed v\u00a0pivu bylo dost bublinek, proto\u017ee plaval p\u011bkn\u011b\u2026 asi za od\"vor2013-\u0161\"<\/a>m\u011bnu mu Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek poskytl p\u0159epychovou teplou\u010dkou deku\u2026 a tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee B\u00e1ba tam p\u0159i\u0161el o \u0161ir\u00e1k a zmi\u0144ovanej plav\u00e1\u010dek o \u010delofku a je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco \u2013 nemaj to tu\u0161\u00edm dodnes\u2026 no nic, hur\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, jedem, no vlastn\u011b plujem\u2026 prob\u011bhlo rozd\u011blen\u00ed funkc\u00ed\u2026 pravobok h\u00e1k Miras, zad\u00e1k J\u00e1, levobok h\u00e1k B\u00e1be, zad\u00e1k Slunce (zasedac\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dek nebyl ur\u010den, prost\u011b jsme tam takhle popadali) a zbylo tu i m\u00edste\u010dko pro jeden pofid\u00e9rn\u00ed\u00a0 porcel\u00e1nek, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 profi drkot\u00e1\u010de zub\u016f – jeliko\u017e jako jedin\u00fd nemohl p\u00e1dlovat, p\u00e1\u010d se klepal jak ratl\u00edk, dostal tedy funkci lampi\u010de a navig\u00e1tora\u2026 vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m, jak se sna\u017eil osv\u00edtit hv\u011bzdy na nebi s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee \u010delofka je n\u011bjak\u00e1 slab\u00e1 a \u017ee nevid\u00ed Kl\u00e1rku, nebo Pol\u00e1rku\u2026 a taky k\u00e1zal n\u011bco o neschopnosti p\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00ed pos\u00e1dky\u2026 \u0161lajsnu jsme po del\u0161\u00ed chvilce na\u0161li – na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u2026 no, prost\u011b jsme najednou jeli snad 100km\/hod dop\u0159edu\u2026huuust\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd\u2026<\/p>\n

Ve\u010dern\u00ed plafba byla prost\u011b skv\u011bl\u00e1 a lze \u0159\u00edci \u017ee a\u017e fenomen\u00e1ln\u00ed, nebo dokonce intergalaktick\u00e1\u2026 ve skute\u010dnosti jsme nic nevid\u011bli, ale jako spr\u00e1vn\u00ed vod\u00e1ci jsme v\u0161e c\u00edtili a vn\u00edmali \u0161est\u00fdm smyslem, ale hlavn\u011b n\u00e1s taky nikdo nevid\u011bl\u2026 no, mo\u017eno jen sem tam n\u011bkdo zaslechl K\u00e1jovic cvak\u00e1n\u00ed zubama a usrk\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed sl\u00edben\u00e9 odm\u011bny pro Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka za zap\u016fj\u010den\u00ed MATYLDY \u2013 op\u011bt pouze tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee to bylo n\u011bjak\u00e9 kakao, nebo dokonce by to mohl b\u00fdt \u0161vejstkovej koktejl… nikoho jsme kupodivu nepotratili a dopluli jsme bezpe\u010dn\u011b n\u011bkam, tam, kam jsme cht\u011bli a tak jsme vyt\u00e1hli vor a sami sebe navz\u00e1jem a upadli jsme ke zaslou\u017een\u00e9mu sp\u00e1nku \u2013 kolik bylo hodin fakt netu\u0161\u00edme nikdo z\u00a0n\u00e1s, ale asi jich bylo moc\u2026<\/p>\n

….pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, nev\u00edm, zda-li ned\u011bl\u00e1m zbyte\u010dnou v\u011bc, ale rozhodl jsem se, p\u011bkn\u011b pomalu a postupn\u011b v\u00a0r\u00e1mci relaxu a uklidn\u011bn\u00ed nerv\u016f v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci i mimo n\u00ed (pot\u0159ebuji si odpo\u010dnout od stylisticky psan\u00fdch email\u016f a jedn\u00e1n\u00edch), prost\u011b napsat \u010dl\u00e1nek, kter\u00fd si vzal na starosti Barbucha\u2026 m\u00e1 toho asi moc \u2013 se star\u00e1 o rodinu, p\u0159ece a tak\u2026 \u0159\u00edkal sice, jako \u017ee na tom d\u011bl\u00e1, \u017ee na tom mak\u00e1\u2026 nav\u00edc po pravd\u011b se chci i ujistit, co v\u0161e si z\u00a0toho vlastn\u011b pamatuju\u2026 tak\u017ee se pokus\u00edm vydolovat z\u00a0pam\u011bti n\u011bjak\u00e9 situace, kter\u00e9 mi tama z\u00a0toho poda\u0159en\u00e9ho \u010dty\u0159denn\u00edho VORU byly ponech\u00e1ny\u2026 n\u011bco je dopln\u011bno vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00edm p\u0159e\u017eiv\u0161\u00edch \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f a \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novinky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1299,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions\/1299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}