{"id":989,"date":"2013-11-17T13:22:32","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T12:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=989"},"modified":"2013-11-17T13:26:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T12:26:15","slug":"stvoridla-a-po-tydnu-zase-stvoridla","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=989","title":{"rendered":"Stvo\u0159idla a po t\u00fddnu zase Stvo\u0159idla"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"clanek_stvoridla_2\"<\/a> Je p\u016flka b\u0159ezna, a p\u0159esto\u017ee b\u00edlou barvu jsme v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b letos nevid\u011bli (teda snad krom\u011b Karlose, kterej ob\u010das v\u00edd\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00fd my\u0161ky :o) ) a j\u00e1 se chyst\u00e1m ps\u00e1t \u010dl\u00e1nek, o tom jak jsme zah\u00e1jili leto\u0161n\u00ed vod\u00e1ckou sez\u00f3nu, tak venku le\u017e\u00ed deset \u010d\u00edsel \u010derstv\u00e9ho sn\u011bhu. Kdy\u017e jsme po posledn\u00edm baz\u00e9nu 2. b\u0159ezna s B\u00e1bou, Jezusem a Ani\u010dkou rozhodli, \u017ee Stvo\u0159idla maj\u00ed kr\u00e1snejch 22 kub\u00e1nc\u016f a \u017ee u toho mi rozhodn\u011b nem\u016f\u017eeme chyb\u011bt, \u0159\u00e1dila venku zrovna Ema. Ale co, n\u00e1m p\u0159ece trocha v\u011btru, kterej trh\u00e1 p\u00e1dlo z ruky, trocha de\u0161t\u011b co b\u011bhem p\u016fl hodiny napln\u00ed nep\u0159ikrytej kajak vodou a nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161n\u00e9 vedro, kter\u00e9 zp\u016fsob\u00ed drkot\u00e1n\u00ed zub\u016f u\u017e p\u0159i nakl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed lod\u00ed v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed. Chvilku to vypadalo, \u017ee n\u00e1s pojede v\u00edc, ale Sl\u016f\u0148a za\u010dal na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli s rozz\u00e1\u0159en\u00fdm obli\u010dejem a se smutkem v hlase tvrdit, \u017ee Terce je n\u011bjak \u0161patn\u011b. Monika se toho chytla a byla stra\u0161n\u011b nevyspal\u00e1 a ur\u010dit\u011b by se j\u00ed \u0161patn\u011b ud\u011blalo a Karlos nehledal \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 v\u00fdmluvy a na rovinu \u0159ekl, \u017ee nepojede, proto\u017ee jemu \u0161patn\u011b je.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_stvoridla_1\"Kdy\u017e jsem se obl\u00e9kal na vlakov\u00e9 zast\u00e1vce ve Smr\u010dn\u00fd za\u010dalo bejt \u0161patn\u011b i m\u011b. U\u017e na b\u0159ehu se dala tu\u0161it poveden\u00e1 akce. Kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159i\u0161el ze zast\u00e1vky (ostatn\u00ed se obl\u00e9kali samoz\u0159ejm\u011b venku) Ani\u010dka s Jezusem zrovna \u0159e\u0161ili, kdo z nich nechal dole v aut\u011b kol\u00ed\u010dek na nos, kterej maj \u00fadajn\u011b dohromady. Nech\u00e1valo m\u011b to chladn\u00fdm do t\u00e9 doby ne\u017e se Ani\u010dka nen\u00e1padn\u011b zeptala: \u201eBezi nepu\u010d\u00ed\u0161 mi sv\u016fj?\u201c Asi to bylo t\u00edm slun\u00ed\u010dkem, ale sly\u0161\u00edm se jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: \u201eNo jasn\u011b.\u201c To se mi snad zd\u00e1, to mus\u00ed bejt n\u011bjakej omyl a u\u017e jsem ho sund\u00e1val z helmy. Ani\u010dka se v\u016fbec stala hlavn\u00ed postavou t\u00e9hle vody. Budem zastavovat ve vrac\u00e1k\u00e1ch a u\u017eijem si to, uji\u0161\u0165ovali jsme se p\u0159i opatrn\u00e9m se\u0161oupnut\u00ed do kaln\u00e9 vody. Tohle jsme si v\u0161ichni mysleli, ne\u017e n\u00e1m Ani\u010dka v prvn\u00ed pe\u0159eji dala v\u0161em na frak a s v\u00fdrazem rychlostn\u00edho k\u00e1noisty \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b minula v\u0161echny vrac\u00e1ky :o). Na nevinou Jezusovu ot\u00e1zku, pro\u010d n\u011bkde nezastavila s kamennou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed odv\u011btila, \u017ee nebylo kde, proto\u017ee s dvoumetrovou lod\u00ed se do osmi metrov\u00fdho vrac\u00e1ku nem\u016f\u017ee p\u0159eci vej\u00edt. Pak dal\u0161\u00ed pe\u0159ejky, n\u011bkolik pr\u016ftr\u017e\u00ed mra\u010den a fofrem do such\u00e9ho oble\u010den\u00ed. Po cest\u011b zp\u00e1tky jsme konstatovali \u017ee bejt o dal\u0161\u00edch 20 kub\u00e1nc\u016f nav\u00edc, m\u011bli by Stvo\u0159idla par\u00e1dn\u00ed vodu.<\/p>\n

Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to byla st\u0159eda (u\u017e jsem rozmrzl, tak\u017ee to musela bejt st\u0159eda), kdy\u017e mi vol\u00e1 B\u00e1ba. \u201eAhoj mil\u00e1\u010dku nepojedem v sobotu na vodu, Stvo\u0159idla po\u0159\u00e1d te\u010dou.\u201c. Tak v sobotu zase post\u00e1v\u00e1me ve Smr\u010dn\u00fd. Tentokr\u00e1t se j\u00e1, B\u00e1ba, Monika, Sl\u016f\u0148a a Karlos neklepeme zimou, proto\u017ee je p\u011bkn\u011b a chvilkama sv\u00edt\u00ed i slun\u00ed\u010dko. Mus\u00edme p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017eet auta, tak\u017ee po p\u0159evle\u010den\u00ed vys\u00edl\u00e1me zvolen\u00e9 z\u00e1stupce B\u00e1bu a Sl\u016f\u0148u na okru\u017en\u00ed j\u00edzdu Vyso\u010dinou. Ne\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed popijeme n\u011bco slivovi\u010dky na zah\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed pokl\u00e1bos\u00edme a dohodneme strategii j\u00edzdy :o) Hodinka utekla jako voda a u\u017e se souk\u00e1me do lod\u00ed. Podle webu te\u010de 15 kub\u00e1nc\u016f tak jsme zv\u011bdav\u00ed jestli to bude rozd\u00edl proti minul\u00e9mu t\u00fddnu.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_stvoridla_3\"U\u017e v prvn\u00ed pe\u0159eji je ten rozd\u00edl poznat. Voda je mnohem zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1 se perfektn\u011b kli\u010dkovat mezi \u0161utrama a je spousta p\u011bknej vrac\u00e1k\u016f. Tentokr\u00e1t jedeme v\u0161ichni poctiv\u011b a nikdo ne\u0161id\u00ed. Na \u0159ece snad nez\u016fstal jedinej vrac\u00e1k, do kter\u00fdho bychom nezajeli. Slunce s Monikou si sice chvilkama jezd\u00ed po z\u00e1dech, ale jinak v\u0161ichni s p\u0159ehledem kop\u00edruj\u00ed ka\u017edou blbost, kterou jako prvn\u00ed jezdec vymysl\u00edm. Ve druh\u00e9 pe\u0159eji je p\u011bknej v\u00e1le\u010dek co docela dr\u017e\u00ed. No vlastn\u011b Karlose dr\u017eel tak dlouho, a\u017e se rozhodl p\u0159edv\u00e9st prvn\u00edho leto\u0161n\u00edho bojov\u00e9ho eskym\u00e1ka WorWan\u00edch. O sto metr\u016f n\u00ed\u017e vymej\u0161l\u00edm p\u0159ejezd proudu v docela rozbit\u00fdm m\u00edst\u011b. P\u0159ev\u00e1d\u00edm jak na to a Sl\u016f\u0148a, mu\u017e bez b\u00e1zn\u011b a hany p\u0159esn\u011b kop\u00edruje m\u016fj n\u00e1jezd. Bohu\u017eel (mo\u017en\u00e1 bohud\u00edk) ho kop\u00edruje s p\u0159esn\u011b opa\u010dn\u00fdm n\u00e1klonem. V\u011bren sv\u00e9 pov\u011bsti silov\u00e9ho jezdce drt\u00ed helmou kameny na dn\u011b, p\u00e1dlem se sna\u017e\u00ed vytvo\u0159it nov\u00fd zlom mezikontinent\u00e1ln\u00edch desek, ale v\u0161echno marn\u00e9. Za chvili\u010dku u\u017e si plave jak by \u0159ekl klasik ani prsa ani znak. Rychl\u00e1 z\u00e1chrana a hur\u00e1 prvn\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed WorWan\u00ed krysa je na sv\u011bt\u011b.
\nA pak je konec. Teda vlastn\u011b m\u011bl bejt konec. Jsme v kempu, ale B\u00e1bovo auto nikde. Doj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed Sl\u016f\u0148a a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eNetrefil jsem cestu tak jsem zaparkoval o sto metr\u016f n\u00ed\u017e. Zn\u00e1\u0161 to ne? Slune\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1toka\u201c. Jo zn\u00e1m, je to t\u0159i kil\u00e1ky po voleji :o)))). Tak si je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1me kondi\u010dn\u00ed tr\u00e9nink p\u0159i, kter\u00e9m B\u00e1ba vymysl\u00ed ve\u010dern\u00ed posezen\u00ed na Ba\u010dkov\u011b jako z\u00e1v\u011br perfektn\u00ed vody. Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee t\u011bch 15 kub\u00e1nc\u016f je p\u011bkn\u00fd svezen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

No nic kouk\u00e1m zase ven a po\u0159\u00e1d tam je sn\u00edh. Snad do ned\u011ble roztaje a my si u\u017eijem na Mastn\u00edku. Je\u0161t\u011b bych dodal, \u017ee za t\u011bch 100 metr\u016f x 30 bych Sl\u016f\u0148ovi ud\u011blil taky prvn\u00ed nominaci na po\u010din roku. Netrefit cestu na \u0159ece, kterou m\u00e1m za bar\u00e1kem, by si ur\u010dit\u011b minim\u00e1ln\u011b nominaci zaslou\u017eilo. Co vy na to?<\/p>\n

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\"clanek_stvoridla_2\"<\/a> Je p\u016flka b\u0159ezna, a p\u0159esto\u017ee b\u00edlou barvu jsme v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b letos nevid\u011bli (teda snad krom\u011b Karlose, kterej ob\u010das v\u00edd\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00fd my\u0161ky :o) ) a j\u00e1 se chyst\u00e1m ps\u00e1t \u010dl\u00e1nek, o tom jak jsme zah\u00e1jili leto\u0161n\u00ed vod\u00e1ckou sez\u00f3nu, tak venku le\u017e\u00ed deset \u010d\u00edsel \u010derstv\u00e9ho sn\u011bhu. Kdy\u017e jsme po posledn\u00edm baz\u00e9nu 2. b\u0159ezna s B\u00e1bou, Jezusem a Ani\u010dkou rozhodli, \u017ee Stvo\u0159idla maj\u00ed kr\u00e1snejch 22 kub\u00e1nc\u016f a \u017ee u toho mi rozhodn\u011b nem\u016f\u017eeme chyb\u011bt, \u0159\u00e1dila venku zrovna Ema. Ale co, \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":483,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-989","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":991,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/989\/revisions\/991"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}