{"id":862,"date":"2013-11-17T08:26:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=862"},"modified":"2013-11-17T08:41:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T07:41:34","slug":"chorvatsko-2012-aneb-thanks-smokey","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=862","title":{"rendered":"Chorvatsko 2012 aneb &#8220;Thanks Smokey&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-882 alignleft\" alt=\"titul\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-300x209.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-214x150.jpg 214w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-150x104.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1.jpg 345w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Tak jsme se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dkali! Po n\u011bkolika v\u00fdhru\u017en\u00fdch telefon\u00e1tech se kone\u010dn\u011b jist\u00fd militantn\u00ed ho\u0161\u00edk ur\u00e1\u010dil dodat \u010dl\u00e1nek, na kter\u00fd v\u0161ichni netrp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dek\u00e1me u\u017e m\u011bs\u00edc. Doporu\u010duju mu to chv\u00e1lit, bo jsme v\u0161ichni vid\u011bli, jakej arzen\u00e1l s sebou nos\u00ed a co s n\u00edm d\u011bl\u00e1. Tak\u017ee: Chorvatsko podle Michala \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><b>Prolog<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Slune\u010dn\u00e9 odpoledne posledn\u00edho dubnov\u00e9ho p\u00e1tku odstartovalo v\u00edkend nabit\u00fd nev\u0161edn\u00edmi z\u00e1\u017eitky. Desetihlav\u00e1 skupinka p\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00edch legend a n\u011bkolika p\u0159idru\u017een\u00fdch jedinc\u016f nakl\u00e1d\u00e1 do dvou nabl\u00fdskan\u00fdch voz\u016f posledn\u00ed kusy vybaven\u00ed a prvn\u00ed kusy ji\u017e \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b bezvl\u00e1dn\u00fdch t\u011bl. Nagelovan\u00e9 \u00fa\u010desy, \u010dist\u00e9, slu\u0161iv\u00e9 a\u017e metrosexu\u00e1ln\u00ed outfity, \u010dist\u00e9 spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo a v\u00edce \u010di m\u00e9n\u011b mu\u017en\u00e9 \u010di sexy v\u016fn\u011b d\u00e1valy p\u0159\u00edslib akce spole\u010densk\u00e9, elegantn\u00ed, honosn\u00e9. O tom, jak to vypadalo p\u0159i n\u00e1vratu, si \u0159ekneme v posledn\u00edm odstavci.<\/p>\n<p>Te\u010f ale p\u011bkn\u011b popo\u0159ad\u011b. C\u00edlem byla trojice slovansk\u00fdch \u0159ek Kupa, Korana a Mre\u017enica.<\/p>\n<p><b>Cesta tam<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-865 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0012.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0012.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0012-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0012-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0012-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Byl jsem vyzv\u00e1n,\u00a0abych\u00a0do centra vod\u00e1ck\u00e9ho \u017eivota &#8211; Havl\u00ed\u010dkova Brodu, dorazil tak, aby cel\u00fd konvoj vyrazil na cestu do 18:00. Nic jsem neponechal n\u00e1hod\u011b. V\u00a0pr\u00e1ci jsem skon\u010dil v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b v\u010das a je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed odjezdem jsem na zahr\u00e1dku sv\u00e9ho nabl\u00fdskan\u00e9ho SK352\u00a04&#215;4\u00a02.0\u00a0TDI\u00a0CR\u00a0103kW upevnil\u00a0dva nosi\u010de kol, abych ostatn\u00ed nezdr\u017eoval v\u00a0HB. Cestou v\u00a0B\u00edte\u0161i nabral Pepina a n\u011bco po p\u016fl \u0161est\u00e9 jsme ji\u017e u Dejva realizovali odbaven\u00ed prvn\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9 bag\u00e1\u017ee. V\u00a0mezi\u010dase n\u00e1s dokonce mlad\u00e1 pan\u00ed Lukesov\u00e1 zvl\u00e1dla pohostit luxusn\u00ed rajskou, jej\u00ed\u017e okam\u017eik sl\u00e1vy se vr\u00e1til je\u0161t\u011b jednou b\u011bhem j\u00edzdy po rakousk\u00e9 rychlostn\u00ed komunikaci. Jeliko\u017e jednotka nebyla tvo\u0159ena pouze\u00a0p\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00edmi legendami, ale i\u00a0dv\u011bma \u0161lap\u00e1listy, bylo zapot\u0159eb\u00ed p\u0159ipevnit dv\u011b horsk\u00e1 kola. Nov\u00e9 trendy v\u00a0konstrukci modern\u00edch MTB r\u00e1m\u016f v\u0161ak zp\u016fsobily zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se projevilo tak, \u017ee po zbytek v\u00fdletu bylo \u201eneser militantn\u00ed ho\u0161\u00edku\u201c to nejvl\u00eddn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed co jsem od B\u00e1by sly\u0161el.<\/p>\n<p>Setk\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech v\u00fdletn\u00edk\u016f p\u0159ed J\u016fdovic p\u0159\u00edbytkem bylo ve znamen\u00ed dolad\u011bn\u00ed zavazadlov\u00fdch prostor\u016f. Jiskry odl\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed od tlumi\u010de v\u00fdfuku B\u00e1bova speci\u00e1lu p\u0159i jeho kontaktu s asfaltem jasn\u011b\u00a0signalizovaly p\u0159et\u00ed\u017eenost vozu. T\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 v\u011bci \u0161ly proto k\u00a0n\u00e1m. No a kolik \u017ee se toho tedy vejde do dvou komb\u00edkov\u00fdch Octavi\u00ed? 10 lid\u00ed, 6 kajak\u016f, p\u00e1lava, dv\u011b kola, 300 piv, 30 litr\u016f v\u00edna, n\u011bco ke 40 litr\u016fm dal\u0161\u00edch tekutin, 10\u00a0x such\u00e1 bag\u00e1\u017e, 10\u00a0x mokr\u00e1 bag\u00e1\u017e, 15 litr\u016f gul\u00e1\u0161e, 10 kilo steak\u016f, t\u011b\u017eko specifikovateln\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed klob\u00e1s, sekan\u00e9 a dal\u0161\u00edch pochutin, gril, plynov\u00fd va\u0159i\u010d, vodn\u00ed d\u00fdmka a asi by se dalo je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli pokra\u010dovat. Jen\u00a0kytary se u\u017e faaakt neve\u0161ly.<\/p>\n<p>Jeliko\u017e \u0161lap\u00e1listi jsou na spole\u010densk\u00e9m \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dku hodnot o chlup n\u00ed\u017ee,\u00a0ne\u017e p\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00ed kasta, ztratili privilegium prvn\u00ed noci a museli \u0159\u00eddit. Po zabouchnut\u00ed posledn\u00edch dve\u0159\u00ed se v\u00a0aut\u011b rozjelo skute\u010dn\u00e9 peklo, nebo\u0165 tempo, se kter\u00fdm jsem za neust\u00e1le vyz\u00fdvav\u00e9ho \u0161ust\u011bn\u00ed petlahv\u00ed vypil cca 1,2 litru v\u00edna, vyvolalo \u017ealude\u010dn\u00ed kontrakce neb\u00fdval\u00fdch intenzit. Lehce \u0161kodolibou radost mi ud\u011blalo, kdy\u017e tyt\u00e9\u017e probl\u00e9my zas\u00e1hly i pana polomilitantn\u00edho a sle\u010dnu drs\u0148\u00e1ka. Za ty kecy typu \u201evole Smejky ty v\u016fbec nechlast\u00e1\u0161\u201c se domn\u00edv\u00e1m, \u017ee si to v\u00edce ne\u017e zaslou\u017eili. Druh\u00e1 pos\u00e1dka se chlubila t\u00edm, \u017ee se nic podobn\u00e9ho nestalo. Jenom Sl\u016f\u0148a to \u00fadajn\u011b chv\u00edli v\u00a0p\u0159edklonu zkou\u0161el, ale kdy\u017e se k\u00fd\u017een\u00fd v\u00fdsledek dlouho nedostavoval, tak to zase zabalil.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-867 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/022-300x131.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/022-300x131.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/022-250x109.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/022-150x65.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/022.jpg 881w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Jako je u Worwa\u0148\u016f ji\u017e tradic\u00ed, auta prost\u011b nem\u016f\u017eou dojet na m\u00edsto ur\u010den\u00ed spole\u010dn\u011b. Proto na\u0161e pos\u00e1dka dorazila na m\u00edsto prvn\u00edho noclehu v\u00edce ne\u017e p\u016fl hodiny po p\u0159edvoji v\u00a0cca 4:00.\u00a0R\u00e1no chlapce, zejm\u00e9na pana B\u00e1bu, trochu rozru\u0161ilo moje\u00a0nad\u0161en\u00ed. Rozho\u0159\u010den\u00ed cel\u00e9 skupiny ze vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bco po \u0161est\u00e9 hodin\u011b, zm\u00edrnila a\u017e uva\u0159en\u00e1 k\u00e1va a namazan\u00e9 chleby. Po standardn\u00edm pr\u016fb\u011bhu cesty zbylo n\u011bkolik bolav\u00fdch hlav. \u201e\u010c&#8230;.i, \u017e\u00e1dnej brufen v\u00e1m ned\u00e1m, s\u00e1m budu m\u00edt m\u00e1lo, t\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed m\u011b hlava z\u00a0v\u00e1s.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Zde prvn\u00ed honoris causa organiz\u00e1torovi akce D\u00e1\u0148ovi. P\u0159i probuzen\u00ed po kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 letn\u00ed noci pln\u00e9 hv\u011bzd n\u00e1s p\u0159iv\u00edtalo n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 okol\u00ed \u0159eky Kupy. R\u00e1no? Klasika. Chysta\u010dka v\u00a0rytmu Divok\u00e9ho Billa.<\/p>\n<p><b>Den prvn\u00ed<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-868 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"003\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0032.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0032.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0032-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0032-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0032-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Kupa byla na rozp\u00e1dlov\u00e1n\u00ed skute\u010dn\u011b dokonal\u00e1 volba. N\u011bkolik osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00edch schode\u010dk\u016f a\u00a0okoln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edroda, kter\u00e1 evokovola ot\u00e1zku, kdy\u017ee se objev\u00ed s\u00e1m Vinnetou. N\u011bkter\u00e9 z\u00a0n\u00e1s ke konci m\u00edrn\u011b rozladilo, \u017ee jsme se za\u010dali lehce potit p\u0159i hojn\u00fdch olejnat\u00fdch pas\u00e1\u017e\u00edch. Z\u00a0vody prvn\u00edho dne mi v\u00a0hlav\u011b utkv\u011bl velmi \u010dast\u00fd, tak\u0159ka kontinu\u00e1ln\u00ed pohled\u00a0na b\u0159icho p\u00e1lavy a z\u00a0vody \u010douhaj\u00edc\u00ed hlavi\u010dky Vendy a M\u00edry. Jejich \u201eguma\u201c toti\u017e vykazovala extr\u00e9mn\u00ed a\u017e nadp\u0159irozenou schopnost rotovat okolo pod\u00e9ln\u00e9 osy s\u00a0krokem 180\u00b0. Za zm\u00ednku stoj\u00ed i jeden ekvilibristick\u00fd kousek za naprosto ne\u0161kodn\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00edm schodkem, p\u0159i n\u011bm\u017e krysa roku 2010, David, bojoval lit\u011b a pom\u011brn\u011b dlouho o hol\u00fd \u017eivot zap\u0159en\u00a0p\u00e1dlem o dno v\u00a0koaxi\u00e1ln\u00edm spojen\u00ed s\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00edm, nejmenovan\u00fdm v\u00e1le\u010dkem. Dom\u016f n\u00e1s p\u0159ijelo 10, z\u0159ejm\u011b beze ztr\u00e1t. Celou etapu jsme zvl\u00e1dli p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b rychle, tak\u017ee v\u00a0brzk\u00e9 odpoledne jsme ji\u017e pro\u017e\u00edvali gastroorgasmy p\u0159i konzumaci Sl\u016f\u0148ova, ji\u017e tradi\u010dn\u011b excelentn\u00edho, gul\u00e1\u0161ku. Zbyl i \u010das na opalova\u010dku a kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 sezn\u00e1men\u00ed s\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00ed faunou. Do M\u00edrova neopr\u00e9nu se toti\u017e p\u0159i\u0161la z\u010duchat m\u00edstn\u00ed je\u0161t\u011brka velikosti polovarana a klob\u00e1sky v\u00a0kufru auta p\u0159i\u0161el ochutnat kr\u00e1l \u0160korpion.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-870\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin-left: 25px; margin-right: 25px;\" alt=\"005\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0052.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0052.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0052-199x150.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0052-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0052-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-871\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0061.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0061.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0061-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0061-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0061-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Na span\u00ed jsme se pak na dv\u011b noci p\u0159esunuli k\u00a0motelu Grand, kde jsme si dop\u0159\u00e1li mo\u017enost\u00a0tepl\u00e9 sprchy a posezen\u00ed na b\u00edl\u00e9 keramice beze strachu, \u017ee by na\u0161e exkrementy mohly sepnout spou\u0161\u0165ov\u00fd mechanismus zapomenut\u00e9 n\u00e1\u0161lapn\u00e9 miny. P\u0159esun jsme si museli zaslou\u017eit p\u0159ejezdem p\u0159es trochu vetch\u00fd d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fd most a n\u011bkolikakilometrovou anab\u00e1zi pra\u0161n\u00fdmi cestami, kter\u00e9 v\u00a0t\u011bchto kon\u010din\u00e1ch soud\u011b podle dopravn\u00edho zna\u010den\u00ed maj\u00ed charakter ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed komunikace. Ve\u010dern\u00ed posezen\u00ed spojen\u00e9 s\u00a0grilov\u00e1n\u00edm Sl\u016f\u0148ou prefabrikovan\u00fdch stej\u010dk\u016f, bylo dopln\u011bno novinkou v\u00a0oboru emis\u00ed CO2. Hulili jsme toti\u017e \u0161utry. Asi bych to m\u011bl trochu vysv\u011btlit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-869 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"004\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0042-300x130.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0042-300x130.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0042-250x108.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0042-150x65.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0042.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>To p\u00e1r chytr\u00fdch hlav kdesi ve sv\u011bt\u011b nahradilo tab\u00e1k kamenem\u00a0mudrc\u016f, jen\u017e napu\u0161t\u011bn vz\u00e1cn\u00fdm pi\u017emem uvol\u0148uje b\u011bhem katalyzace oxidac\u00ed vz\u00e1cnou esenci za absence nikotinu. Jenom Vendy se moc nepozd\u00e1valo, \u017ee pes mus\u00ed b\u00fdti zabit tak, aby za \u00fapl\u0148ku m\u011bs\u00edce ve smrteln\u00e9 k\u0159e\u010di ze zem\u011b ko\u0159en mandrag\u00f3ry vytrhl. No je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsme sebou m\u011bli Pepina.<\/p>\n<p><b>Den druh\u00fd<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-872 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"007\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0071-224x300.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0071-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0071-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0071.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/>Jeliko\u017e b\u011bhem v\u010derej\u0161ka se nedostavila slibovan\u00e1 adrenalinov\u00e1 hr\u016fza v\u00a0podob\u011b sjezdu bur\u00e1cej\u00edc\u00ed Niag\u00e1ry, rostlo i p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 pnut\u00ed v\u00a0na\u0161ich nitrech o\u010dek\u00e1vaj\u00edce, co p\u0159inese\u00a0dne\u0161n\u00ed den. P\u00e1r d\u016fv\u011b\u0159iv\u00fdch jedinc\u016f, m\u011b nevyj\u00edmaje, lehce rozladil B\u00e1b\u016fv vtip kousek p\u0159ed n\u00e1stupem, kter\u00fd hrozil sjezdem, ze silnice patrn\u00e9ho vodop\u00e1du, v\u00fd\u0161ky ji\u017e padl\u00fdch dvoj\u010dat.Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsme jeli jen okolo. Korana se chlubila des\u00edtkami schodk\u016f od n\u011bkolika centimetr\u016f po zhruba metr. I druh\u00fd den lahodily na\u0161im zrak\u016fm kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 hory, hlubok\u00e9 t\u016fn\u011b, pr\u016fzra\u010dn\u011b \u010dist\u00e1 voda a pohoda.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-875 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"010\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/010.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/010.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/010-112x150.jpg 112w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>No\u010dn\u00ed ob\u0159ad vym\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed zl\u00fdch duch\u016f z\u00a0neposlu\u0161n\u00e9 p\u00e1lavy bohu\u017eel nebyl \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd a\u00a0i tento den \u201egum\u00e1ci\u201c plavali a plavali. Mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159est\u0159\u00edknut\u00edm mozku adrenalinem, mo\u017en\u00e1 vypit\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho mno\u017estv\u00ed vody, se M\u00edra du\u0161\u00ed transformoval na krokod\u00fdly obydlenou Zambezi.\u00a0Odlomil trapn\u011b hlin\u00edkovou \u010d\u00e1st p\u00e1dla a cel\u00e1 skupina mu pomohla nahradit tento nevkusn\u011b urbanistick\u00fd prvek v\u00fdrazn\u011b ergonomi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed l\u00edskovou v\u011btv\u00ed. Pro m\u011b samotn\u00e9ho bylo p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm, \u017ee takto upraven\u00e9 p\u00e1dlo p\u0159e\u017eilo bez ztr\u00e1ty hv\u011bzdi\u010dky i\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed dva dny.<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u010der u motelu byl ne nepodobn\u00fd tomu v\u010derej\u0161\u00edmu. Zde bych jen vyzdvihnul Sl\u016f\u0148ovy lingvistick\u00e9 schopnosti, nebo\u0165 bez znalosti\u00a0m\u00edstn\u00edho jazyka byl schopen v\u00e9st dlouh\u00e9 diskuse s\u00a0domorod\u00fdm chlapcem, kter\u00e9ho p\u0159il\u00e1kala v\u016fn\u011b pe\u010d\u00edc\u00edho se masa.<\/p>\n<p><b>Den t\u0159et\u00ed<\/b><\/p>\n<p>T\u0159et\u00edmu dni dominovaly zejm\u00e9na dva body. Za prv\u00e9 to byl n\u00e1dhern\u00fd vodop\u00e1d. Ten, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m D\u00e1\u0148a celou cestu sliboval, a na kter\u00e9m si v\u0161ichni u\u017eili skok do pr\u016fzra\u010dn\u00e9 laguny z\u00a0v\u00fd\u0161ky, kter\u00e1 pro nikoho z\u00a0n\u00e1s nen\u00ed a\u017e tak \u00fapln\u011b obvykl\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-877\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin-left: 25px; margin-right: 25px;\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0121.jpg\" width=\"229\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0121.jpg 229w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0121-199x150.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0121-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0121-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 229px) 100vw, 229px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-876\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0111.jpg\" width=\"229\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0111.jpg 229w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0111-199x150.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0111-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0111-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 229px) 100vw, 229px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-878 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/013.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/013.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/013-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/013-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/013-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Za druh\u00e9, a to se v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b z\u00a0n\u00e1s zastavilo srdce, vzbudil D\u00e1\u0148ovu pozornost zd\u00e1nliv\u011b ne\u0161kodn\u00fd schodek natolik, \u017ee se ho D\u00e1\u0148a\u00a0odm\u00edtal pustit po dobu, kter\u00e1 se v\u00a0dan\u00e9 chv\u00edli jevila jako v\u011b\u010dnost. D\u00e1\u0148u jsme po chv\u00edli p\u0159emluvili, ale kajak se dr\u017eel zuby nehty dal\u0161\u00ed p\u016flhodinu.<\/p>\n<p>Cosi zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho se tento den stalo s\u00a0p\u00e1lavou, kter\u00e1 nabyla doposud nespat\u0159en\u00e9 stability. Domn\u00edv\u00e1m se, \u017ee to bylo zp\u016fsobeno t\u00edm, \u017ee se Vendy kone\u010dn\u011b nau\u010dila ovl\u00e1dat lo\u010f. To, \u017ee M\u00edru na zad\u00e1ku nahradil Tom\u00e1\u0161, shled\u00e1v\u00e1m v\u00a0t\u00e9to cause zcela nev\u00fdznamn\u00e9 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><b>Den \u010dtvrt\u00fd \u2013 posledn\u00ed<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-879 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/014.jpg\" width=\"230\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/014.jpg 230w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/014-199x150.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/014-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/014-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/>\u00datern\u00edm vrcholem adrenalinu byl nesj\u00edzdn\u00fd vodop\u00e1d, ze kter\u00e9ho jsme se h\u00e1zeli. Zde moje mali\u010dkost zjistila, jak chutn\u00e1 r\u00e1na xichtem kolmo o vodu a Pepin okusil, jak moc zt\u011b\u017ekne kajak po dopadu bez \u0161prajdy. V\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed trapn\u011b bez \u010dehokoliv, co by st\u00e1lo za zm\u00ednku.<\/p>\n<p>Celou cestopisnou bajku bych zakon\u010dil poslechem \u00favodn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti \u00fast\u0159edn\u00ed melodie cel\u00e9ho v\u00fdletu, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1s prov\u00e1zela skute\u010dn\u011b v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u011b \u2013 kdy\u017e n\u00e1s p\u0159i\u0161el nav\u0161t\u00edvit m\u00edstn\u00ed pes, p\u0159i pohledu na pasouc\u00ed se ovce, p\u0159i hulen\u00ed \u0161utr\u016f, &#8230; Asociace se hrnuly skute\u010dn\u011b bez z\u00e1bran.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-881\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"016\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/016-300x94.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"94\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/016-300x94.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/016-250x78.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/016-150x47.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/016.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Epilog<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Slune\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo prvn\u00edho kv\u011btnov\u00e9ho \u00fater\u00fd osv\u011btlovalo cestu dv\u011bma v\u00fdchodn\u00edm voz\u016fm, jejich\u017e zna\u010dky, barva, ba ani kontury nebyly skrzev\u00e1 n\u00e1nosy prachu a bl\u00e1ta k identifikaci. V\u0161echny mysliteln\u00e9 plochy d\u0159\u00edve leskl\u00e9ho laku hal\u00ed t\u011b\u017eko definovateln\u00e1 malta. \u010cirost ok\u00e9nek je zast\u0159ena \u017ealude\u010dn\u00edmi \u0161\u0165\u00e1vami, zbytky t\u011bstovinov\u00fdch ma\u0161li\u010dek a kousky hov\u011bz\u00edho kryj\u00ed lesk odleh\u010den\u00e9, aluminiov\u00e9 konstrukce st\u0159e\u0161n\u00edch nosi\u010d\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Chlapci, je mi ct\u00ed b\u00fdt \u010dlenem takov\u00e9 elity \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-882 alignleft\" alt=\"titul\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-300x209.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-214x150.jpg 214w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1-150x104.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul1.jpg 345w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Tak jsme se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dkali! Po n\u011bkolika v\u00fdhru\u017en\u00fdch telefon\u00e1tech se kone\u010dn\u011b jist\u00fd militantn\u00ed ho\u0161\u00edk ur\u00e1\u010dil dodat \u010dl\u00e1nek, na kter\u00fd v\u0161ichni netrp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dek\u00e1me u\u017e m\u011bs\u00edc. Doporu\u010duju mu to chv\u00e1lit, bo jsme v\u0161ichni vid\u011bli, jakej arzen\u00e1l s sebou nos\u00ed a co s n\u00edm d\u011bl\u00e1. Tak\u017ee: Chorvatsko podle Michala \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><b>Prolog<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Slune\u010dn\u00e9 odpoledne posledn\u00edho dubnov\u00e9ho p\u00e1tku odstartovalo v\u00edkend nabit\u00fd nev\u0161edn\u00edmi z\u00e1\u017eitky. Desetihlav\u00e1 skupinka p\u00e1dluj\u00edc\u00edch legend a n\u011bkolika p\u0159idru\u017een\u00fdch jedinc\u016f nakl\u00e1d\u00e1 do dvou nabl\u00fdskan\u00fdch voz\u016f posledn\u00ed kusy vybaven\u00ed a prvn\u00ed kusy  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=862\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":72,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-862","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":864,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/862\/revisions\/864"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}