{"id":827,"date":"2013-11-16T12:35:43","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T11:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=827"},"modified":"2013-11-16T12:37:42","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T11:37:42","slug":"dve-tvare-vltavy-slapy-a-troja","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=827","title":{"rendered":"Dv\u011b tv\u00e1\u0159e Vltavy (Slapy a Troja)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"clanek_slapy_02\"Je sobota odpoledne, m\u011bs\u00edc \u010derven, l\u00e9ta p\u00e1n\u011b 2007. P\u016fvodn\u00ed domluva zn\u011bla tak, \u017ee pojedeme na Slapy (my = j\u00e1, Bezi + rodina, Karlos) zneu\u017e\u00edt pohostinnosti jednoho na\u0161eho kamar\u00e1da, slav\u00edc\u00edho sv\u00e9 n\u00e1ct\u00e9 narozeniny, lehce se posilnit n\u011bkolika dou\u0161ky p\u011bniv\u00e9ho moku a u t\u00e9to p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti vyu\u017e\u00edt v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 vody k (ne)lehk\u00e9mu tr\u00e9ninku eskym\u00e1k\u016f.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1pad to byl kr\u00e1sn\u00fd a\u017e do t\u00e9 chv\u00edle, ne\u017e Bezi (kdo jin\u00fd) p\u0159i\u0161el s n\u00e1padem vyu\u017e\u00edt i ned\u011ble k dal\u0161\u00edmu tr\u00e9ninku (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b op\u011bt eskym\u00e1k\u016f) na kan\u00e1le v Tr\u00f3ji. Neznal\u00ed situace ani pom\u011br\u016f jsme s Karlosem slep\u011b souhlasili a po Beziho uji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed \u201e\u017ee je to brnka\u010dka, maxim\u00e1ln\u011b WW2\u201c usoudili, \u017ee na to m\u00e1me.<\/p>\n

Po velice svi\u017en\u011b ub\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00ed cest\u011b (nikdy bych nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee se d\u00e1 jet se 3 kajakama na st\u0159e\u0161e rychlost\u00ed 156 km\/hod), jsme kolem 16:00 ZULU dorazili na Slapy. Pouze posledn\u00ed 3 km, kter\u00e9 na n\u00e1s oslavenec narafi\u010dil, n\u00e1m m\u011bly znesnadnit cestu k c\u00edli \u2013 do n\u011bkolika d\u011br\u00a0by se ve\u0161lo tak\u0159ka cel\u00e9 kolo.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_slapy_03\"Ihned po p\u0159\u00edjezdu jsme na\u0161li zdroj upraven\u00e9 vody (mysl\u00edm \u017ee pivo je z vody :o) ), obl\u00e9kli se do neopren\u016f a jali se bavit sv\u00fdmi rozvern\u00fdmi kousky kolemjdouc\u00ed. Eskym\u00e1ci n\u00e1m a\u017e na p\u00e1r vyj\u00edmek \u0161li (vi\u010f, Karlos) i kdy\u017e se p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t stalo, \u017ee n\u011bkdo ne\u0161\u0165astnou n\u00e1hodou najel na toho druh\u00e9ho zrovna ve chv\u00edli, kdy\u017e byl hlavou dol\u016f a znemo\u017enil mu tak dokon\u010dit obrat a asi po dvou hodin\u00e1ch st\u0159\u00eddav\u00e9ho procvi\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed a pit\u00ed piva jsme vym\u011bnili oble\u010den\u00ed za such\u00e9 a \u0161li hr\u00e1t domino a kvarteto. Mo\u017en\u00e1 bych je\u0161t\u011b zm\u00ednil pom\u011brn\u011b vtipnou chvilku, kdy se Bezi rozhodl nau\u010dit n\u00e1s seskakovat ze z\u00eddky i s kajakem na t\u011ble. Od sam\u00e9ho za\u010d\u00e1tku se mi tato ta\u0161ka\u0159ice nezd\u00e1la 25cm vody mi nep\u0159ipadalo dost hluboko, ale dal jsem na Beziho slova (je star\u0161\u00ed a zku\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed) a nechal se tam hodit. Po dopadu jsem zaslechl, jak se chlapci ti\u0161e bav\u00ed: \u201evid\u011bls? J\u00e1 ti \u0159\u00edkal \u017ee se to d\u00e1\u201c. Po mn\u011b sk\u00e1\u010de K\u00e1ja a nakonec s men\u0161\u00edmi probl\u00e9my i machr Bezi :o)<\/p>\n

Ve\u010der utekl rychle, za doprovodu na\u0161ich kytar, oslavencova piva, v\u00fdborn\u00e9ho gul\u00e1\u0161ku, pe\u010den\u00e9ho pras\u00e1tka, ko\u0148aku, \u2026 Pouze jedna ud\u00e1lost vrhla st\u00edn na cel\u00fd ve\u010der \u2013 a to kdy\u017e se z mn\u011b nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f na chud\u00e1ka B\u00e1bu vrhli 3 neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b siln\u00ed jedinci (hyeny) a hodili ho do vody.<\/p>\n

Ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no za\u010dalo kr\u00e1tce p\u0159ed polednem, rychle jsme posn\u00eddali a s leskl\u00fdma o\u010dima, \u010derven\u00fdm nosem a houpav\u00fdm pocitem v \u017ealudku jsme nalezli do aut a vydali se sm\u011br Tr\u00f3ja.<\/p>\n

Po cest\u011b n\u00e1m s K\u00e1jou\u00a0za\u010dalo doch\u00e1zet, \u017ee to mo\u017en\u00e1 nebude ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1pad a kdy\u017e proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme pod\u00e9l kan\u00e1lu, rozhodnut\u00ed na sebe ned\u00e1 dlouho \u010dekat. Zamyk\u00e1me se v aut\u011b a nechceme vystoupit. Beziho sl\u00edben\u00e1 WW2 se n\u011bjak\u00fdm zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem zm\u011bnila ve WW3-4. Nakonec jsme se ale p\u0159ece jen z auta vysoukali a \u0161li si prohl\u00e9dnout \u201ckritick\u00e1\u201d m\u00edsta (podle m\u00e9ho n\u00e1zoru je to jedno kritick\u00e9 m\u00edsto dlouh\u00e9 cca 410m).<\/p>\n

\"clanek_slapy_01\"Obl\u00e9k\u00e1me se do neo\u0161\u016f a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme za Bezim, kter\u00fd se rozhodl najet n\u00e1m cestu. Kupodivu prvn\u00ed sjezd d\u00e1v\u00e1me s hlavou vzty\u010denou, nepono\u0159enou. Bezi n\u00e1s chv\u00e1l\u00ed \u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc \u201cmile jste m\u011b p\u0159ekvapili, \u010dekal sem \u017ee budete voba plavat\u201d. Pad\u00e1 z n\u00e1s panick\u00e1 hr\u016fza a jdeme do druh\u00e9ho pokusu. Kdy\u017e vezmu v potaz informaci, \u017ee kan\u00e1l m\u00e1 410m, zhodnotil bych druh\u00fd pokus takto:<\/p>\n

Bezi \u2013 v lodi:410m, mimo lo\u010f:0m;
\nJ\u00e1 \u2013 v lodi:50m, mimo lo\u010f:360m \u2013 dost dob\u0159e ani nevim, co se kde stalo;
\nK\u00e1ja \u2013 v lodi:100m, mimo lo\u010f:310m \u2013 nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u0159edvedl poveden\u00e9 p\u0159edstaven\u00ed ve v\u00e9\u010dku a d\u00e1l u\u017e taky nev\u00ed. Nutno podotknout, \u017ee ani m\u011b, ani K\u00e1ju, nenapadlo zkou\u0161et n\u011bjak\u00e9ho p\u0159iblbl\u00e9ho eskym\u00e1ka. Ten katapult m\u00e1me prost\u011b v ruce.<\/p>\n

T\u0159et\u00ed pokus u\u017e plaval jenom Karlos a \u010dtvrt\u00fd prob\u011bhl bez ztr\u00e1ty \u0161prajdy. Je pravda, \u017ee u\u017e se n\u00e1m potom da\u0159ilo trefovat i n\u011bkter\u00e9 vrac\u00e1ky (mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee K\u00e1ja jich trefil v\u00edc ne\u017e j\u00e1).<\/p>\n

P\u0159ed odjezdem, aby se n\u00e1m tolik nest\u00fdskalo, nech\u00e1v\u00e1me lod\u011b na b\u0159ehu, sk\u00e1\u010deme do vody a cel\u00fd kan\u00e1l proplouv\u00e1me jen tak pro radost :o)<\/p>\n

Pot\u00e9 se rozd\u011blujeme a j\u00e1 upaluju do Plzn\u011b, zat\u00edmco zbytek pln\u00ed \u017ealudky j\u00eddlem v m\u00edstn\u00ed hosp\u011b a pak pel\u00e1\u0161\u00ed na druhou stranu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"clanek_slapy_02\"Je sobota odpoledne, m\u011bs\u00edc \u010derven, l\u00e9ta p\u00e1n\u011b 2007. P\u016fvodn\u00ed domluva zn\u011bla tak, \u017ee pojedeme na Slapy (my = j\u00e1, Bezi + rodina, Karlos) zneu\u017e\u00edt pohostinnosti jednoho na\u0161eho kamar\u00e1da, slav\u00edc\u00edho sv\u00e9 n\u00e1ct\u00e9 narozeniny, lehce se posilnit n\u011bkolika dou\u0161ky p\u011bniv\u00e9ho moku a u t\u00e9to p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti vyu\u017e\u00edt v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 vody k (ne)lehk\u00e9mu tr\u00e9ninku eskym\u00e1k\u016f.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1pad to byl kr\u00e1sn\u00fd a\u017e do t\u00e9 chv\u00edle, ne\u017e Bezi (kdo jin\u00fd) p\u0159i\u0161el s n\u00e1padem vyu\u017e\u00edt i ned\u011ble k dal\u0161\u00edmu tr\u00e9ninku (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b op\u011bt \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":797,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-827","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/827\/revisions\/832"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}