{"id":799,"date":"2013-11-16T11:44:17","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T10:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=799"},"modified":"2013-11-16T11:44:17","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T10:44:17","slug":"ohre-2006","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=799","title":{"rendered":"Oh\u0159e 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<p>Oh\u0159e, v\u011bt\u0161ina vod\u00e1k\u016f \u0159ekne \u201ezn\u00e1m\u00e1 \u0159eka jel jsem ji u\u017e mockr\u00e1t, p\u011bkn\u00e1, docela te\u010de atd. atd&#8221;&#8230;.. Ale pro n\u00e1s m\u00e1 tahle \u0159eka punc vyj\u00edme\u010dnosti. D\u00e1 se ozna\u010dit za faktick\u00e9 m\u00edsto vzniku skupiny Worwan\u00ed. A jak k tomu vlastn\u011b do\u0161lo? &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V t\u00e9 dob\u011b jsem na kajaku jezdil jen j\u00e1 a na Oh\u0159i jel poprv\u00e9 kajak\u00e1\u0159 Mates. Vlastn\u011b kajak\u00e1\u0159 \u2026. sp\u00ed\u0161 t\u00fdpek co s n\u00e1ma jel jednou na gum\u00e1ku na Stvo\u0159idla a l\u00edbilo se mu \u017ee um\u00edm najet do vrac\u00e1ku. Tak vzal zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159icet tis\u00edc (musel jsem mu ru\u010dit za \u00fav\u011br a do dne\u0161ka nev\u00edm jestli ho m\u00e1 zplacenej :o)) a koupil si kompletn\u00ed vod\u00e1ckou v\u00fdbavu. A jeliko\u017e v r\u00e1mci bezpe\u010dnosti kajak\u00e1\u0159i nejezd\u00ed nikdy sami a j\u00e1 jsem byl sv\u00fdm d\u00edtkem uv\u00e1z\u00e1n na dvoum\u00edstn\u00fd parn\u00edk zvan\u00fd Vltava, bylo pot\u0159eba sehnat je\u0161t\u011b jednoho man\u00edka na kajak. Kde ho ale vz\u00edt \u2026. no p\u0159eci v hospod\u011b. Karlos, jako\u017eto staroml\u00e1deneck\u00fd alkoholik s lehce sebevra\u017eedn\u00fdmi sklony, byl vhodn\u00fdm objektem. Sta\u010dilo ob\u011btovat p\u00e1r korun za n\u011bkolik (vlastn\u011b se to po\u010d\u00edtalo v des\u00edtk\u00e1ch) piv a uvolil se p\u016fj\u010dit si moj\u00ed lo\u010f a d\u011blat Matesovi garde. U\u017e od za\u010d\u00e1tku bylo jasn\u00fd, \u017ee d\u00edky t\u00e9hle dvojici a jejich neobvykl\u00fdm eskamot\u00e9rsk\u00fdm kousk\u016fm bude o z\u00e1bavu postar\u00e1no. Nikdo z n\u00e1s v\u0161ak netu\u0161il, \u017ee n\u011b\u017en\u00e1, m\u016fzou pol\u00edben\u00e1 du\u0161e D\u00e1ni, se p\u0159i pohledu na tyhle dv\u011b postavi\u010dky zasn\u00ed a za\u010dne tou\u017eit po kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, pevn\u00e9, \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e9 a n\u00e1dhern\u011b vybarven\u00e9 jednom\u00edstn\u00e9 lodi. Kdy\u017e se za\u010dal p\u0159i tkliv\u00fdch p\u00edsn\u00edch linouc\u00edch se z na\u0161ich sladk\u00fdch d\u0159ev opatrn\u011b projevovat a nazna\u010dovat koupi zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 kr\u00e1sky, vstoupil do hry zn\u00e1m\u00fd brepta a povale\u010d B\u00e1ba. Jeho pam\u00e1tn\u00e1 v\u011bta zn\u011bla \u201eD\u00e1\u0148o jestli si ty koup\u00ed\u0161 kajak tak j\u00e1 taky\u201c. Podle m\u011b u\u017e od t\u00e9 doby sv\u00e9ho \u017ev\u00e1st\u00e1n\u00ed mnohokr\u00e1t litoval, ale nutno \u0159\u00edct \u017ee sv\u016fj slib dodr\u017eel. A tak se stalo, v \u017e\u00e1ru slunce, uprost\u0159ed alkoholick\u00fdch v\u00fdpar\u016f a om\u00e1meni kou\u0159em levn\u00fdch cigaret si v\u0161ichni t\u0159i postupn\u011b koupili kajaky. Od t\u00e9 doby u\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 voda nebyla bezpe\u010dn\u00e1. Pohodov\u00e9 sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed \u0159ek se zm\u011bnilo na boj s l\u00edt\u00fdmi \u017eivly a d\u00e9monem alkoholu. Kde jsou ty star\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 \u010dasy. Kde je m\u00e1 vyj\u00edme\u010dnost. Te\u010f u\u017e um\u00ed eskym\u00e1ka skoro v\u0161ichni, plavem \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ichni a jedin\u00fd co m\u011b m\u016f\u017ee t\u011b\u0161it, \u017ee si za to m\u016f\u017eu s\u00e1m :o))<\/p>\n<p>PS: Chlapci, ale jinak si mysl\u00edm \u017ee jste docela fajn :o)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh\u0159e, v\u011bt\u0161ina vod\u00e1k\u016f \u0159ekne \u201ezn\u00e1m\u00e1 \u0159eka jel jsem ji u\u017e mockr\u00e1t, p\u011bkn\u00e1, docela te\u010de atd. atd&#8221;&#8230;.. Ale pro n\u00e1s m\u00e1 tahle \u0159eka punc vyj\u00edme\u010dnosti. D\u00e1 se ozna\u010dit za faktick\u00e9 m\u00edsto vzniku skupiny Worwan\u00ed. A jak k tomu vlastn\u011b do\u0161lo? &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V t\u00e9 dob\u011b jsem na kajaku jezdil jen j\u00e1 a na Oh\u0159i jel poprv\u00e9 kajak\u00e1\u0159 Mates. Vlastn\u011b kajak\u00e1\u0159 \u2026. sp\u00ed\u0161 t\u00fdpek co s n\u00e1ma jel jednou na gum\u00e1ku na Stvo\u0159idla a l\u00edbilo se mu \u017ee um\u00edm najet do vrac\u00e1ku. Tak vzal zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159icet tis\u00edc (musel jsem mu ru\u010dit za \u00fav\u011br a do dne\u0161ka nev\u00edm jestli ho m\u00e1 zplacenej :o)) a  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=799\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":797,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-799","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":801,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/799\/revisions\/801"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}