{"id":760,"date":"2013-11-16T11:05:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T10:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=760"},"modified":"2013-11-16T11:07:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T10:07:39","slug":"kamp-s-lodi-na-hrbete","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=760","title":{"rendered":"Kamp s lod\u00ed na h\u0159bet\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<p>Tentokr\u00e1t s\u00e1hnu v pam\u011bti zat\u00edm asi \u00fapln\u011b nejd\u00e1l&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-762 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Jarn\u00ed voda se letos moc nepovedla. Sn\u00edh n\u011bjak net\u00e1l, nebo nebyl \u010das, nebo co&#8230; Pamatuju, \u017ee prob\u011bhly n\u011bjak\u00fd Stvo\u0159idla, ale moc lid\u00ed tam nebylo. J\u00e1 nejel, bo jsem\u00a0byl nevyspalej po k\u0161eft\u011b a ukl\u00edzel jsem bordel, co mi nechali kolem bar\u00e1ku Ukrajinci. Nech\u00e1pu t\u0159eba, pro\u010d mi p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem st\u00e1la celou zimu \u00fapln\u011b ciz\u00ed ledni\u010dka&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed zahrani\u010dn\u00ed vodu jsme podnikli den po \u010darodk\u00e1ch \u2013 2. 5. Jeli jsme stra\u0161n\u011b daleko \u2013 a\u017e do Rakouska, kde 40 kil\u00e1k\u016f od hranic te\u010de \u0159eka Kamp. Teda \u2013 te\u010de \u2013 tekla, dokud jsme se nerozhodli, \u017ee ji sjedem. Posledn\u00ed\u00a0dobou se n\u00e1m to st\u00e1v\u00e1 celkem pravideln\u011b \u2013 za\u010dalo to loni na podzim Salzou a Schwarzou, pokra\u010dovalo to pr\u00e1v\u011b Kampem a vyvrcholilo to letos v z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v Tyrolsku. Jedinou sv\u011btlou v\u00fdjimkou bylo Rumunsko a Slovensko, kde bylo vody pro zm\u011bnu a\u017e moc. Ale to bylo zase \u0161patn\u011b, proto\u017ee nikdo (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b krom\u011b m\u011b) nem\u011bl odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed vybaven\u00ed, mor\u00e1lku atakd\u00e1le. Jestli to takhle p\u016fjde d\u00e1l, uva\u017euju, \u017ee si na lo\u010f namontuju kole\u010dka, aby se mi s n\u00ed l\u00edp chodilo po b\u0159ehu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-763 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp02.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp02.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp02-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp02-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp02-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Ale abych se vr\u00e1til k tomu Kampu. Podle kilometr\u00e1\u017ee zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 voda maxim\u00e1ln\u011b do WW3, hezou\u010dk\u00fd \u00fadol\u00ed pln\u00fd kamenn\u00fdch bludi\u0161\u0165 a opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch ml\u00fdn\u016f.\u00a0Fakt jsme se t\u011b\u0161ili, i kdy\u017e vodo\u010dty n\u00e1s trochu znerv\u00f3z\u0148ovaly. Mohli jsme samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jet kamkoli jinam \u2013 tekla \u010ce\u0148k\u00e1rna, tekl Steyer, jenom\u017ee my museli n\u011bkam, kam se dostanou B\u00e1ba s Pafkou, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u011bli n\u011bjakou akci na Vranov\u011b. Pafka n\u00e1m tradi\u010dn\u011b na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli vzk\u00e1zal, \u017ee nejede. B\u00e1ba to za\u010dal zkou\u0161et ve\u010der p\u0159ed vodou. Jako, \u017ee je nalitej a co si o tom myslim a tak. \u0158ekl jsem mu, \u017ee si myslim, \u017ee kdy\u017e je blbej a aktivn\u011b si nalo\u017eil na st\u0159echu moj\u00ed a Karlosovu lo\u010f a odvezl je kamsi do horouc\u00edch pekel, \u017ee m\u00e1 sm\u016flu. Odv\u011btil, \u017ee jde teda sp\u00e1t a uvid\u00ed, jestli sm\u016flu nebudem m\u00edt sp\u00ed\u0161 my dva.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no se neoz\u00fdval a my se s\u00e1zeli, jestli dojede, nebo jestli s Karlosem budem jen trapn\u011b p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017eet auta. Nakonec dorazil, dokonce jen chvilku po n\u00e1s. Cvi\u010dn\u011b si fouknul do testeru a zblednul. M\u011bl tam skoro promile, dobytek jeden.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1stup je ve vesni\u010dce Roiten nedaleko Zwettlu. Hned u \u0159eky n\u00e1s upoutala takov\u00e1 mal\u00e1 prapodivn\u00e1 chaloupka s tr\u00e1vou na st\u0159e\u0161e. Chv\u00edli jsme o\u010dumovali okolo, na\u010de\u017e vylezl ven man\u00edk a pravil, \u017ee je to muzeum. A a\u0165 prej jdem dovnit\u0159. My na to, \u017ee nem\u00e1me pen\u00edze. To prej nevad\u00ed. Tak jsme \u0161li. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee se tady narodil Hundertwasser, chlap\u00edk, co m\u00e1 mimo jin\u00e9 na sv\u011bdom\u00ed takovej ten spl\u00e1canej strakatej bar\u00e1k ve V\u00eddni, a to muzeum je snad dokonce jeho rodnej domek.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-764 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp03.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp03.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp03-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp03-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp03-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pak jsme p\u0159evezli auta do Zwettlu a vydali se na \u0159eku. Bylo n\u00e1s \u0161est kajak\u00e1\u0159\u016f: Dejf, Bezi, Karlos, B\u00e1ba, Slunce a j\u00e1 a pak jedna m\u011bchu\u0159ina, kterou ko\u010d\u00edrovali Jarda s Mark\u00e9tou. Zpo\u010d\u00e1tku to vypadalo, jako bychom m\u011bli ka\u017edou chv\u00edli p\u0159it\u00e9ct n\u011bkam do rybn\u00edka \u2013 volej, bahno, ka\u010deny a tak. Po p\u00e1r stech metrech se zjevil absolutn\u011b suchej jez.\u00a0Kamar\u00e1di za\u010dali remcat, co\u017ee jsem to vybral za blbou \u0159eku. V tu chv\u00edli jsem zatou\u017eil b\u00fdt nejmen\u0161\u00edm na cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b a s pohas\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed nad\u011bj\u00ed jsem vyhl\u00ed\u017eel tu slibovanou trojkovou vodu. Pak jsme vjeli do lesa a \u0159eka za\u010dala b\u00fdt kone\u010dn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. \u010c\u00edm d\u00e1l \u010dast\u011bji se objevovala balvanit\u00e1 bludi\u0161t\u011b. Proto\u017ee bylo fakt hodn\u011b<\/p>\n<p>m\u00e1lo vody, v\u011bt\u0161inou z toho vedla jen jedna cesta ven. Copak &#8211; pro n\u00e1s na kr\u00e1tk\u00fdch lod\u00edch to byla pohoda, ale Dejf se sv\u00fdm kajakem velikosti hausb\u00f3tu se fakt zapotil. O m\u011bchu\u0159in\u011b u\u017e ani nemluvim. N\u011bkolikr\u00e1t jsem ji zcela z\u0159eteln\u011b vid\u011bl ohnutou do prav\u00e9ho \u00fahlu a dokonce snad i p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t smotanou kolem dokola. Za v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed vody to ale mus\u00ed b\u00fdt naprost\u00e1 par\u00e1da. Nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pe\u0159ej byla u posledn\u00edho pobo\u0159en\u00fdho ml\u00fdna \u2013 dlouh\u00e1, p\u011bkn\u011b z kopce a nav\u00edc se proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo pod troskama ml\u00fdnsk\u00fdho kola. Pak je krati\u010dkej volej a jez. A u toho jezu jsme m\u011bli skon\u010dit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-765 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp04\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp04.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp04.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp04-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp04-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp04-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>D\u00e1l to bylo je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli zaj\u00edmav\u00fd, jenom\u017ee pak se p\u0159ed n\u00e1ma zni\u010dehonic vyno\u0159ilo n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u0159ejm\u011b zbrusu nov\u00fd vodn\u00ed d\u00edlo, kter\u00fd se\u017eralo celou \u0159eku.\u00a0V koryt\u011b bylo \u00fapln\u011b sucho. Chv\u00edli jsme se dr\u00e1pali po kraji lesa, a\u017e jsme si v\u0161imli, \u017ee na prot\u011bj\u0161\u00edm b\u0159ehu je cosi jako cesta. P\u0159ebrodili jsme se na druhou stranu, vydr\u00e1sali se nahoru a uvid\u011bli rychle tekouc\u00ed kan\u00e1l. N\u011bkdo do n\u011bj nasko\u010dil, n\u011bkdo se b\u00e1l a rad\u0161i d\u00e1l ma\u0161\u00edroval p\u011b\u0161ky. Kan\u00e1l kon\u010dil d\u00edrou ve sk\u00e1le a m\u0159\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Na pohodu jsme z n\u011bj vylezli u p\u0159epadu. Odtud jsme u\u017e pochodovali s lo\u010fma na h\u0159bet\u011b v\u0161ichni \u2013 a p\u011bknej kus. Podle m\u011b tomu do kil\u00e1ku moc nechyb\u011blo. Na konci na\u0161\u00ed pouti n\u00e1s \u010dekala fun\u00edc\u00ed a hu\u010d\u00edc\u00ed betonov\u00e1 v\u011bc, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 n\u011bjak\u00e1 zatracen\u00e1 elektr\u00e1rna. Spustili jsme lod\u011b a jeli d\u00e1l. Bohu\u017eel odtud a\u017e do Zwettlu u\u017e \u0159eka opravdu st\u00e1la za starou ba\u010dkoru. Volej maxim\u00e1ln\u011b do ZWC a pak p\u00e1r ni\u010demnejch stup\u00ednk\u016f a jez.\u00a0Ve Zwettlu si na\u0161i \u0159idi\u010di trochu popletli v\u00fdstupn\u00ed m\u00edsto, tak\u017ee jsme se p\u0159evl\u00edkali v z\u00e1honku p\u0159ed m\u00edstn\u00ed radnic\u00ed a u toho n\u00e1m fandily davy m\u00edstn\u00edch d\u016fchodc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed tam z\u0159ejm\u011b zrovna m\u011bli n\u011bjakou session.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-766 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp05.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp05.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp05-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp05-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp05-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Celkov\u011b jsme se ale shodli, \u017ee Kamp je (nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 mus\u00ed bejt) super \u0159eka, jenom mus\u00ed m\u00edt na vodo\u010dtu ve Zwettlu od dvou metr\u016f v\u00fd\u0161 (my m\u011bli b\u00eddn\u00fdch 172, minimum je 175). Ur\u010dit\u011b nem\u00e1 smysl jezdit d\u00e1l ne\u017e k jezu pod posledn\u00edm ml\u00fdnem, to se sp\u00ed\u0161 vyplat\u00ed nalo\u017eit tam lod\u011b a sklouznout si to je\u0161t\u011b jednou. A a\u017e na ja\u0159e potaje sn\u00edh, budem rozhodn\u011b u toho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tentokr\u00e1t s\u00e1hnu v pam\u011bti zat\u00edm asi \u00fapln\u011b nejd\u00e1l&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-762 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"kamp01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/kamp01-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Jarn\u00ed voda se letos moc nepovedla. Sn\u00edh n\u011bjak net\u00e1l, nebo nebyl \u010das, nebo co&#8230; Pamatuju, \u017ee prob\u011bhly n\u011bjak\u00fd Stvo\u0159idla, ale moc lid\u00ed tam nebylo. J\u00e1 nejel, bo jsem\u00a0byl nevyspalej po k\u0161eft\u011b a ukl\u00edzel jsem bordel, co mi nechali kolem bar\u00e1ku Ukrajinci. Nech\u00e1pu t\u0159eba, pro\u010d mi p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem st\u00e1la celou zimu \u00fapln\u011b ciz\u00ed ledni\u010dka&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed zahrani\u010dn\u00ed vodu jsme podnikli den po \u010darodk\u00e1ch \u2013 2. 5.  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=760\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":394,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-760","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":767,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/760\/revisions\/767"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}