{"id":736,"date":"2013-11-16T10:48:30","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T09:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=736"},"modified":"2013-11-16T10:50:54","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T09:50:54","slug":"co-vlastne-vime-o-stvoridlech","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=736","title":{"rendered":"Co vlastn\u011b v\u00edme o Stvo\u0159idlech?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"03\"Ned\u00e1vno jsem pot\u0159eboval tak trochu vykydat po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a zni\u010dehonic jsem tam objevil slo\u017eku s fotkama, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m ud\u011blal \u010celed\u00edn kter\u00e9hosi jarn\u00edho (nebo letn\u00edho?) dne na Stvo\u0159idlech. Fakt poveden\u00fd, dokonce to chv\u00edlema vypad\u00e1, jako kdy\u017e jedeme divokou vodu. A m\u011b tak napadlo, co vlastn\u011b o t\u011bch Stvo\u0159idlech, krom\u011b toho, \u017ee n\u00e1m te\u010dou za bar\u00e1kem, v\u00edme?<\/p>\n

Asi na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 jin\u00e9 vod\u011b jsme tolikr\u00e1t nebyli. Kdykoli za\u010dne pr\u0161et nebo t\u00e1t, v\u017edycky se najde n\u011bjakej maniak (v\u011bt\u0161inou je to B\u00e1ba), kterej za\u010dne se Stvo\u0159idlama votravovat. V\u011bt\u0161inou se p\u00e1r zoufalc\u016f chyt\u00ed a jede se. T\u00edm p\u00e1dem to tady zn\u00e1me prakticky za jak\u00e9hokoliv vodn\u00edho stavu a v kter\u00e9mkoliv m\u011bs\u00edci \u2013 leden \u010di \u00fanor nevyj\u00edmaje. Sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 je v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b v\u017edycky stejnej.\u00a0Dva dny pr\u0161\u00ed a celkem ur\u010dit\u011b ka\u017edou chv\u00edli zazvon\u00ed telefon: \u201eTy vole, ve Sv\u011btl\u00fd je 25 kub\u00e1nc\u016f! Nepojedem?\u201c Letos na ja\u0159e m\u011b B\u00e1ba trochu zd\u011bsil, proto\u017ee jevil tendence jet to p\u0159i zhruba 100 kub\u00edc\u00edch. Magor. A to jsem m\u011bl dojem, \u017ee se B\u00e1ba m\u00e1 celkem dost r\u00e1d…<\/p>\n

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V kilometr\u00e1\u017ei p\u00ed\u0161ou o obt\u00ed\u017enosti pe\u0159ej\u00ed do WW2+ . Na internetu \u2013 na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch cestovek najdete dokonce i WW4 (!). V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee to za ur\u010dit\u00fdch podm\u00ednek na Stvo\u0159idlech m\u016f\u017ee nastat (t\u0159eba p\u0159i t\u011bch 100 kub\u00e1nc\u00edch), ale to tam pak asi klienti cestovek nemaj co d\u011blat.<\/p>\n

O vzniku Stvo\u0159idel existuj\u00ed dv\u011b verze. Ta prvn\u00ed, su\u0161e v\u011bdeck\u00e1 prav\u00ed cosi o \u010dtvrtohor\u00e1ch a o postupn\u00e9m p\u016fsoben\u00ed proud\u00edc\u00ed vody na neprostupn\u00fd \u017eulogranitov\u00fd masiv Melechova. (fuj, to je v\u011bta! …zkuste si to \u0159\u00edct rychle)<\/p>\n

\"01\"Ta druh\u00e1 verze je mnohem lep\u0161\u00ed. To \u017eil kdysi d\u00e1vno na Rej\u010dkov\u011b neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b l\u00ednej sedl\u00e1k. Sedla\u010dina ho moc nebavila, rad\u0161i se vyvaloval n\u011bkde na mezi a lemcal z pleska\u010dky. Jednou si cvakl asi tro\u0161ku v\u00edc a jak se rozp\u00e1lil, poslal v\u0161ecku pr\u00e1ci k \u010dertu. Potom usnul. Kdy\u017e se probudil, nesta\u010dil se divit.\u00a0Pole bylo zoran\u00e9 a p\u0159ed n\u00edm si oklep\u00e1v\u00e1 hl\u00ednu z kopyta \u010dert. A hned tah\u00e1 ze \u0161osu smlouvu na deset let. Sedl\u00e1kovi se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee deset let je celkem rozumn\u00e1 lh\u016fta, tak si nakonec pl\u00e1cli. Od t\u00e9 chv\u00edle si sedl\u00e1k \u017eil jako v bavlnce. Jenom\u017ee ne\u017e se nad\u00e1l, bylo deset let pry\u010d. Sedl\u00e1k zjistil, \u017ee se mu do pekla zas a\u017e tak moc nechce. A jak v n\u011bm najednou byla mal\u00e1 du\u0161i\u010dka, pr\u00e1skl se man\u017eelce. Ta se s t\u00edm moc nemazala a rovnou celej bar\u00e1k vykropila sv\u011bcenou vodou. A to na \u010derta fakt platilo. Kdy\u017e zjistil, \u017ee na sedl\u00e1ka nem\u016f\u017ee, za\u010dal p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b \u0159\u00e1dit. Pak se rozhodl, \u017ee mu teda aspo\u0148 po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zplundruje pole. Zalet\u011bl k \u017debr\u00e1kovu do lomu a nasb\u00edral si tam po\u0159\u00e1dnej pytel kamen\u00ed (pozn. – tady se jednotliv\u00e9 verze lehce li\u0161\u00ed) a za \u00e1: …mu n\u011bjak selhala navigace, nebo bylo blb\u011b vid\u011bt, nebo co, tak\u017ee to omylem nasypal za Smr\u010dnou do \u0159eky, – nebo za b\u00e9: …s tolika tunama na h\u0159bet\u011b p\u0159eci jenom nebyl tak rychlej, jak \u010dekal, tak\u017ee ne\u017e dolet\u011bl na Rej\u010dkov, za\u010dalo sv\u00edtat, zakokrhal kohout, \u010dert ztratil s\u00edlu a op\u011bt \u2013 nasypal to za Smr\u010dnou do \u0159eky. Nebo to mohlo bejt je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak podobn\u011b. O tom, co se stalo potom existujou op\u011bt dv\u011b verze. Podle prvn\u00ed se \u010dert dovlekl do pekla sed\u0159enej jak mezek. Kdy\u017e ho tam jak\u017etak\u017e dali dohromady, zap\u0159is\u00e1hl se, \u017ee podruh\u00fd u\u017e se s t\u011bma \u0161utrama takovej kus tahat nebude, za to, \u017ee mu ten blbej sedl\u00e1k nestoj\u00ed. Luciper sice chv\u00edli ku\u0161nil, ale kdy\u017e vid\u011bl, \u017ee \u010dert sotva leze, dal mu nakonec pokoj. Podle druh\u00fd verze m\u011bl \u010dert takovej strach vr\u00e1tit se do pekla, \u017ee se nejd\u0159\u00edv stavil v nedalek\u00e9 hospod\u011b a dal si tam p\u00e1r pan\u00e1\u010dk\u016f na kur\u00e1\u017e. Jenom\u017ee se mu to n\u011bjak vymklo a zrubal se tam jak P\u00e1mb\u016f, vlastn\u011b jak \u010f\u00e1bel k\u00e1\u017ee. O tom, co se stalo pot\u00e9, co se dopot\u00e1cel do pekla, p\u0159erazil se o pekelnej tr\u016fn a spletl si Lucipera s v\u011b\u0161\u00e1kem na kab\u00e1ty, u\u017e ale tahle verze nic ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 to ale nebylo nic moc p\u011bkn\u00fdho…\"02\"<\/p>\n

Jo \u2013 a je\u0161t\u011b jedna v\u011bc. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1men na Stvo\u0159idlech se podle t\u00e9hle historky jmenuje \u010cert\u016fv k\u00e1men. \u00dadajn\u011b je pod n\u00edm br\u00e1na do pekla. Vtip je v tom, \u017ee nikdo nev\u00ed, kterej to je. Asi \u0148\u00e1kej sifon…<\/p>\n

V\u011b\u0159te si tomu nebo ne. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b je \u0161koda, \u017ee mu ty \u0161utry vy\u0161ly jenom na ten malej kousek do Stvo\u0159idelsk\u00fdho kempu a ne t\u0159eba a\u017e do Led\u010de. Tak\u017ee a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdo uvid\u00edte let\u011bt nad \u0159ekou \u010derta s pytlem, zkuste na n\u011bj zakokrhat, t\u0159eba n\u011bco shod\u00ed. Ale pozor! Taky by to nemuselo bejt kamen\u00ed \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"03\"Ned\u00e1vno jsem pot\u0159eboval tak trochu vykydat po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a zni\u010dehonic jsem tam objevil slo\u017eku s fotkama, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m ud\u011blal \u010celed\u00edn kter\u00e9hosi jarn\u00edho (nebo letn\u00edho?) dne na Stvo\u0159idlech. Fakt poveden\u00fd, dokonce to chv\u00edlema vypad\u00e1, jako kdy\u017e jedeme divokou vodu. A m\u011b tak napadlo, co vlastn\u011b o t\u011bch Stvo\u0159idlech, krom\u011b toho, \u017ee n\u00e1m te\u010dou za bar\u00e1kem, v\u00edme?<\/p>\n

Asi na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 jin\u00e9 vod\u011b jsme tolikr\u00e1t nebyli. Kdykoli za\u010dne pr\u0161et nebo t\u00e1t, v\u017edycky se najde n\u011bjakej maniak (v\u011bt\u0161inou \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":394,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-736","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":743,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/736\/revisions\/743"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}