{"id":695,"date":"2013-11-15T20:56:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T19:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=695"},"modified":"2013-11-15T20:58:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T19:58:55","slug":"hory-s-honzikem-a-anickou","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=695","title":{"rendered":"Hory s Honz\u00edkem a Ani\u010dkou"},"content":{"rendered":"

12.-13. leden, l\u00e9ta p\u00e1n\u011b 2008.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_hory_02\"Moji mil\u00ed kamar\u00e1di. P\u016fvodn\u011b se m\u011bla k na\u0161emu pobytu v hor\u00e1ch vyjad\u0159ovat jin\u00e1 osoba ne\u017e j\u00e1, B\u00e1ba, z bo\u017e\u00ed v\u016fle kr\u00e1l, hlava pomazan\u00e1, ale okolnosti ur\u010dily jinak. Naz\u00fdvejme ty okolnosti t\u0159eba slovem oves. Osoba, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla \u010dl\u00e1nek ps\u00e1t, se zve Karlos. Tato osoba, \u017eel bohu, za\u010dala konzumovat oves u\u017e p\u0159i cest\u011b tam, hojn\u011b pokra\u010dovala v pasen\u00ed celou sobotu a v ned\u011bli r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e u\u017e nebylo co \u017er\u00e1t, se n\u00e1s zeptala kde to je, co je za den a \u201epro\u010d je sakra voble\u010den\u00e1 v ly\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fdch kalhot\u00e1ch\u201c. Rada star\u0161\u00edch, na z\u00e1klad\u011b t\u011bchto skute\u010dnost\u00ed, usoudila, \u017ee to nen\u00ed ten prav\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk k sestavov\u00e1n\u00ed na\u0161ich memo\u00e1r\u016f a tak jsem se k tomu dostal j\u00e1<\/p>\n

V\u0161echno za\u010dalo bezprost\u0159edn\u011b po Galave\u010deru. Honz\u00edk s Ani\u010dkou se c\u00edtili dob\u0159e, jejich spole\u010densk\u00e9 pot\u0159eby byly ukojeny a tak se nab\u00eddli, \u017ee jako na opl\u00e1tku obohat\u00ed na\u0161e \u017eivoty sportem jin\u00fdm ne\u017e je kajak \u2013 a to ly\u017emama a snowprknem. Slovo dalo slovo, prob\u011bhlo p\u00e1r telefon\u00e1t\u016f a akce byla na sv\u011bt\u011b.<\/p>\n

Jednu z nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edch rol\u00ed sehr\u00e1la moje pos\u00e1dka, pon\u011bvad\u017e na n\u00e1s padlo koupit soude\u010dek na zpest\u0159en\u00ed cel\u00e9ho pobytu (pro p\u0159\u00edpad, kdyby na n\u00e1s padl n\u011bjak\u00fd ten spl\u00edn). P\u016fvodn\u011b jsme m\u011bli vyrazit jako prvn\u00ed (s Karlosem a Luci), nebo\u0165 jsme cestou v HK nab\u00edrali Bar\u010du. Jako dal\u0161\u00ed m\u011bly vyr\u00e1\u017eet pos\u00e1dky Sl\u016f\u0148ovc\u016f s Mi\u0161\u00e1lem, Besm\u00e1k\u016f (ti m\u011bli vyzvednout m\u00e9ho br\u00e1\u0161ku v Chrudimi) a Pavlovc\u016f s Pepinem. Posledn\u00ed m\u011bli dorazit D\u00e1\u0148ovci s Tvr\u010fou a M\u00edra s Mackem. Realita byla samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jin\u00e1. Ne\u017e jsme vyzvedli ly\u017ee z p\u016fj\u010dovny (kde se mimo jin\u00e9 divili, \u017ee bereme na v\u00edkend cel\u00fd sud piva, \u017ee se to ned\u00e1 vyp\u00edt \u2013 na co\u017e Karlos reagoval t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 hysterick\u00fdm z\u00e1chvatem sm\u00edchu) a nakoupili, volal u\u017e br\u00e1cha z Chrudimi, \u017ee jde \u010dekat do hospody, neb mu je zima a trp\u00ed \u017e\u00edzn\u00ed. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b nakonec v\u0161ichni vyrazili a na chatu jsme dojeli jen s nepatrn\u00fdmi \u010dasov\u00fdmi rozd\u00edly.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_hory_01\"Kdy\u017e jsme se bl\u00ed\u017eili k m\u00edstu ur\u010den\u00ed, zavolal Karlos Honz\u00edkovi, aby n\u00e1s navedl k chat\u011b. Odpov\u011bd\u00ed n\u00e1m bylo n\u011bkolik v\u011bt: \u201ea\u017e uvid\u00edte \u010cochtana, zastavte. Je vedle n\u011bj lopata. Vyhrabte si m\u00edsto na parkov\u00e1n\u00ed a pak jd\u011bte kolmo nahoru.\u201c Rozhodli jsme se, \u017ee a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ijede on za n\u00e1mi, bude minim\u00e1ln\u011b sekat zahradu. Nezb\u00fdvalo n\u00e1m ne\u017e uposlechnout p\u0159\u00edkazu a za\u010dali jsme hrabat. Po zaparkov\u00e1n\u00ed jsme odnesli v\u011bci do chalupy, kter\u00e1 u\u017e byla hezky vytopen\u00e1, a vr\u00e1tili se k autu pro sud. U\u017e v\u00edm, pro\u010d na stavb\u00e1ch pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed je\u0159\u00e1by a kladky. Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsme ho zkusili t\u00e1hnout na bobech, potom ho vzal Pepin (kter\u00fd mezit\u00edm s ostatn\u00edmi dorazil) do rukou a p\u0159edvedl n\u00e1m kr\u00e1snou p\u0161tros\u00ed figuru s hubou ve sn\u011bhu, kdy\u017e uklouzl a p\u0159es sud p\u0159epadl. Neb\u00fdvalo ne\u017e se s Karlosem kousnout a za pomoc\u00ed adrenalinu a klen\u00ed sud ve dvou vyt\u00e1hnout. Poda\u0159ilo se. V\u0161ichni se mezit\u00edm nast\u011bhovali do chajdy. Narazil se sud, vyt\u00e1hly se z\u00e1soby tekutin (kter\u00e9 jsme se p\u016fvodn\u011b domluvili nechat a\u017e na sobotu), uspaly se d\u011bti a za\u010dalo se pa\u0159it. Postupn\u011b jsme k tomu p\u0159idali kytary, D\u00e1\u0148a akordeon a sp\u00e1t jsme \u0161li n\u011bco m\u00e1lo po \u010dtvrt\u00fd.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_hory_03\"<\/a>R\u00e1no m\u011b probudila zima. Nespal jsem jako ostatn\u00ed v p\u0159etopen\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti, ale spole\u010dn\u011b s Bezim, Dan\u00edkem a Tvr\u010fou jsme zalezli do jedin\u00e9 chladn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed m\u00edstnosti. Teprve te\u010f jsme zjistili pro\u010d je chladn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. V jedn\u00fd zdi byly dv\u011b trubky, skrz kter\u00e9 jsme koukali na okoln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edrodu ? Vyl\u00e1mali jsme se ze spac\u00e1k\u016f, nasn\u00eddali a sna\u017eili se co nejrychleji vyrazit na ly\u017ee. Karlos s Mi\u0161\u00e1lem, kte\u0159\u00ed mezit\u00edm posn\u00eddali rum s k\u00e1vou (jestli v tom v\u016fbec n\u011bjak\u00fd kafe bylo) u\u017e netrp\u011bliv\u011b vr\u00e1vorali p\u0159ed chalupou.
\nKe sjezdovce to byl kousek. Tam jsem si sta\u010dil b\u011bhem prvn\u00edch deseti minut, ani\u017e bych \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0b\u011bhem toho st\u00e1l na ly\u017e\u00edch, zranit prst o p\u0159ask\u00e1\u010de a roztrhnout si kalhoty o brzdu na ly\u017e\u00edch. Ten den u\u017e m\u011b trumfnul jenom br\u00e1\u0161ka, kter\u00fd si o kotvu trhnul kalhoty od kolene a\u017e po pytl\u00edk. N\u00e1s, za\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edk\u016f na ly\u017e\u00edch, se ujala Ani\u010dka a prkna\u0159e si vzal na starost Honz\u00edk. Ostatn\u00ed vyrazili rovnou na vlek. Asi jsme nebyli takov\u00fd d\u0159eva, proto\u017ee u\u017e za ho\u010fku jsme mastili na sjezdovce v\u0161ichni a u\u017e\u00edvali si jak sn\u011bhu, tak kiosku nad sjezdovkou \u2013 v pom\u011bru 4xsn\u00edh, 1xkiosek. To mo\u017en\u00e1 zp\u016fsobilo, \u017ee tak od dvou hodin Karlos s Dan\u00edkem sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli sjezdovku \u0161usem a ve\u0161li se i s cestou vlekem nahoru do 4 minut ? Ani\u010dka se potom v\u011bnovala d\u011btem, Honz\u00edk st\u00e1le ob\u010das dohl\u00ed\u017eel na prkna\u0159e a v\u0161ichni se m\u011bli kr\u00e1sn\u011b. V p\u011bt jsme sjeli zp\u011bt na chatu a pomalu se za\u010dali zase rozp\u00edjet.\u00a0\"hory\"Mn\u011b to moc ne\u0161lo a ostatn\u00ed (obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 prkna\u0159i, kte\u0159\u00ed byli krut\u011b poml\u00e1cen\u00ed) se taky netv\u00e1\u0159ili, \u017ee zopakuj\u00ed p\u0159edchoz\u00ed pa\u0159bu \u2013 zcela fyzicky vy\u010derpan\u00e9ho K\u00e1ju jsme ulo\u017eili u\u017e n\u011bkdy kolem osm\u00fd. Nakonec se ale dost lid\u00ed vzchopilo a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed dokonce trumfli sv\u016fj p\u0159edchoz\u00ed v\u00fdkon (\u017ee Han\u010do, Macku, \u2026 ?). Je\u0161t\u011b mus\u00edm zm\u00ednit, \u017ee se u toho grilovalo v\u00fdborn\u011b nalo\u017een\u00e9ch 16kg mas\u00ed\u010dka, kter\u00e9 pro n\u00e1s n\u00e1\u0161 Sl\u016f\u0148a p\u0159ipravil. D\u00edky, d\u00edky, d\u00edky, kamar\u00e1de. No, a kdy\u017e do\u0161el ve\u0161ker\u00fd oves, \u0161lo se sp\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

Ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no prob\u011bhlo podobn\u011b jako to p\u0159edchoz\u00ed. Nasn\u00eddat a fofrem na svah. Tam jsme si zopakovali, co jsme se nau\u010dili, a mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee n\u00e1m to v\u0161em \u0161lo ? Kolem jedn\u00e9 hodiny to v\u011bt\u0161ina zabalila, mastila na chajdu pomoct s balen\u00edm a ukl\u00edzen\u00edm a pomalu se to za\u010dalo vytr\u00e1cet dom\u016f.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e to tak shrnu:
\nZtr\u00e1ty na \u017eivotech = 0; Po\u010det opilc\u016f = v\u0161ichni
\n\u2013 tak\u017ee: \u201eSuper v\u00edkend\u201c<\/p>\n

Budu mluvit za v\u0161echny, kdy\u017e \u0159eknu: \u201eD\u00edky, Honz\u00edku a Ani\u010dko\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

12.-13. leden, l\u00e9ta p\u00e1n\u011b 2008.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_hory_02\"Moji mil\u00ed kamar\u00e1di. P\u016fvodn\u011b se m\u011bla k na\u0161emu pobytu v hor\u00e1ch vyjad\u0159ovat jin\u00e1 osoba ne\u017e j\u00e1, B\u00e1ba, z bo\u017e\u00ed v\u016fle kr\u00e1l, hlava pomazan\u00e1, ale okolnosti ur\u010dily jinak. Naz\u00fdvejme ty okolnosti t\u0159eba slovem oves. Osoba, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla \u010dl\u00e1nek ps\u00e1t, se zve Karlos. Tato osoba, \u017eel bohu, za\u010dala konzumovat oves u\u017e p\u0159i cest\u011b tam, hojn\u011b pokra\u010dovala v pasen\u00ed celou sobotu a v ned\u011bli r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e u\u017e nebylo co \u017er\u00e1t, se \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":483,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-695","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/695\/revisions\/701"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}