{"id":672,"date":"2013-11-15T19:59:01","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T18:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=672"},"modified":"2013-11-15T20:00:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T19:00:15","slug":"velikonocni-spluti-mastnika","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=672","title":{"rendered":"Velikono\u010dn\u00ed splut\u00ed Mastn\u00edka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-674 alignleft\" alt=\"clanek_mastnik_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a> Ve chv\u00edli, kdy p\u00ed\u0161u tento \u010dl\u00e1nek, u\u017e m\u00e9 roztrp\u010den\u00ed nad vype\u010den\u00fdmi kamar\u00e1dy pomalu opad\u00e1 a za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed p\u0159eva\u017eovat vzpom\u00ednky na celkem p\u011bknou vodu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u011blo n\u00e1s jet \u0161est: Bezi, Ad\u00e1mek, Mon\u010da, Mates, Honza a j\u00e1. Proto zn\u011blo docela logicky, \u017ee pro n\u00e1s Honza dojede \u010cochtanem. Na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli ale zjistil, \u017ee si zajede 200 kilometr\u016f, tak to vzdal. Bezi hned vymyslel alternativn\u00ed variantu \u2013 Mates n\u00e1s sveze tat\u00edkovou dod\u00e1vkou. O n\u011bkolik hodin pozd\u011bji dal\u0161\u00ed zm\u011bna \u2013 dod\u00e1vka nebude, jede se m\u00fdm autem do Vil\u00e9mova a tam pro n\u00e1s zajede Honza. A aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo, v ned\u011bli r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e u\u017e m\u00e1m lod\u011b na st\u0159e\u0161e a jedu do \u010cechovky pro Moniku, dozv\u00edd\u00e1m se, \u017ee nebude ani Mates. Jeho kajak mi v\u00fdsm\u011b\u0161n\u011b tr\u010d\u00ed nad hlavou a j\u00e1 kleju jak pohan, proto\u017ee to znamen\u00e1 jedin\u00e9: Vejdem se do jednoho auta a to auto bude moje&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mon\u010da na m\u011b m\u017eour\u00e1 z okna a se slovy: \u201e\u0161la jsem sp\u00e1t p\u0159ed hodinou\u201c se \u0161our\u00e1 dol\u016f. Pot\u00e9, co ve Vil\u00e9mov\u011b nalo\u017e\u00edme Beziho a Adama, se najednou vytas\u00ed s pikslou sangrie a v aut\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 regul\u00e9rn\u00ed pitka. I kdy\u017e chumel\u00ed, jedu hlava nehlava, aby se mi nesta\u010dili moc vo\u017erat. Bezi toti\u017e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 pomalu \u010duchat, \u017ee m\u00e1m n\u011bkde v b\u00e1glu placatku slivovice. Zapla\u0165p\u00e1mb\u016f ji nestihl naj\u00edt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V Sedl\u010danech u mostu post\u00e1v\u00e1 Honza. Mraky \u010dumil\u016f sleduj\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed jez a j\u00e1saj\u00ed poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo zaplave. Velikej potlesk skl\u00edz\u00ed zejm\u00e9na parti\u010dka vo\u017eral\u016f na neck\u00e1ch, kter\u00e1 jez sj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pro obveselen\u00ed publika znovu a znovu. Poka\u017ed\u00e9 skon\u010d\u00ed dole s neckama na hlav\u011b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-675 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"clanek_mastnik_2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_2.jpg\" width=\"139\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_2.jpg 139w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_2-99x150.jpg 99w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 139px) 100vw, 139px\" \/>Potok moc nete\u010de a okolo je stra\u0161nej bordel. P\u0159itom v\u0161ude psali, jak\u00e1 je to kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 krajinovka. Zat\u00edm je to sp\u00ed\u0161 takov\u00e1 smeti\u0161\u0165ovka. Po n\u011bkolika kilometrech se okol\u00ed zm\u011bn\u00ed a i voda se trochu zrychl\u00ed. Pe\u0159ejky jsou docela hezk\u00fd, ale hodn\u011b m\u011blk\u00fd a slabou\u010dk\u00fd. V\u017edycky, kdy\u017e si \u010dlov\u011bk u\u017eu\u017e mysl\u00ed, \u017ee si zablbne ve vlnce nebo v\u00e1le\u010dku, je tam n\u011bkde \u0161utr. Nakonec jsme p\u0159ece jen jednu jak\u017etak\u017e kloudnou vlnku na\u0161li, jen\u017ee to u\u017e n\u00e1m zase kolemjedouc\u00ed vyhro\u017eovali, \u017ee v Sedl\u010danech vypnuli vodu. A bylo\u00a0fakt vid\u011bt, \u017ee voda pomalu miz\u00ed. Tak jsme na to rad\u0161i \u0161l\u00e1pli a mazali klikatejma meandrama, kde to fakt moc neteklo, k c\u00edli. V posledn\u00edm jez\u00ed\u010dku si Mon\u010da dob\u0159e narazila zadek o kamen a j\u00e1 nemohl s d\u0159ev\u011bnejma nohama vyl\u00e9zt z lodi \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-676 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"clanek_mastnik_3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_3.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_3.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_3-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_3-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/>P\u0159evl\u00edkli jsme se a jeli do Sedl\u010dan na j\u00eddlo. V hospod\u011b \u010dekal vype\u010denej Ad\u00e1mk\u016fv tch\u00e1ne\u010dek a za\u010dal do kamar\u00e1d\u016f l\u00e1mat pan\u00e1\u010dky. Honz\u00edka to brzo p\u0159estalo bavit, sebral se a jel pry\u010d. J\u00e1 tam s nima musel sed\u011bt a poslouchat kecy, \u017ee jsem n\u011bjakej zpruzenej a podobn\u011b. Abych nebyl&#8230; Kdy\u017e jsem je kone\u010dn\u011b vykopal z hospody, pravil Ad\u00e1mkovo tch\u00e1ne\u010dek, \u017ee p\u0159eci nepojedou dom\u016f jen tak nasucho. J\u00e1 je m\u00e1m odv\u00e9zt k babi\u010dce, tam \u017ee dostanou lahev slivovice, a\u0165 m\u00e1me po cest\u011b veselo. Veselo fakt bylo&#8230; V p\u016flce cesty dom\u016f najednou zvon\u00ed Ad\u00e1mkovi telefon. Man\u017eelka \ud83d\ude42 \u201ePrej jste jak pumy, dobytci!\u201c \u201eJak\u00b4s na to p\u0159i\u0161la?\u201c \u201eVolal mi t\u00e1ta!!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;no, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, povedenej tch\u00e1ne\u010dek! D\u00e1l u\u017e se nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho, krom slivovico-filosofick\u00e9 disputace o tom, co o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1me od vody, \u017eivota, kamar\u00e1d\u016f, pana prezidenta a mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u016f, nestalo. V\u0161ichni jsme se shodli na tom, \u017ee jet tak daleko kv\u016fli p\u00e1r kilometr\u016fm takhle lehk\u00fd vody nestoj\u00ed za to. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-674 alignleft\" alt=\"clanek_mastnik_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_mastnik_1-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a> Ve chv\u00edli, kdy p\u00ed\u0161u tento \u010dl\u00e1nek, u\u017e m\u00e9 roztrp\u010den\u00ed nad vype\u010den\u00fdmi kamar\u00e1dy pomalu opad\u00e1 a za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed p\u0159eva\u017eovat vzpom\u00ednky na celkem p\u011bknou vodu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u011blo n\u00e1s jet \u0161est: Bezi, Ad\u00e1mek, Mon\u010da, Mates, Honza a j\u00e1. Proto zn\u011blo docela logicky, \u017ee pro n\u00e1s Honza dojede \u010cochtanem. Na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli ale zjistil, \u017ee si zajede 200 kilometr\u016f, tak to vzdal. Bezi hned vymyslel alternativn\u00ed variantu \u2013 Mates n\u00e1s sveze tat\u00edkovou dod\u00e1vkou. O n\u011bkolik hodin pozd\u011bji dal\u0161\u00ed zm\u011bna \u2013 dod\u00e1vka nebude, jede  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=672\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":483,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-672","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":677,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/672\/revisions\/677"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}