{"id":656,"date":"2013-11-15T19:50:02","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T18:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=656"},"modified":"2013-11-15T19:52:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T18:52:02","slug":"kamenice-2008","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=656","title":{"rendered":"Kamenice 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"clanek_kamenice_1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, dovolte mi za\u010d\u00edt trochou poezie:<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e Kamenice zept\u00e1 se,
\ncos skrze zimu d\u011blal,
\n\u201eeskymovat u\u010dil se\u201c
\nby Sl\u016f\u0148a odpov\u00eddal.<\/p>\n

Schopnosti n\u00e1m prov\u011b\u0159ila,
\nto j\u00ed nelze up\u0159\u00edt,
\nkrysu t\u0159ikr\u00e1t zkusil jsem si,
\np\u00e1\u010d jsem necht\u011bl um\u0159\u00edt.<\/p>\n

A kdy\u017e bylo po setm\u011bn\u00ed,
\nlahvinky jsme objali,
\nn\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s, \u017ee Karlosi,
\nna t\u00e9bich se vychcali.<\/p>\n

\u0158ekl bych, \u017ee tato \u201eb\u00e1se\u0148\u201c zhruba popisuje kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti cel\u00e9ho v\u00edkendu. Kdy\u017e Pr\u010foch onahd\u00e1 uv\u00e1d\u011bl, \u017ee pojedeme na Kamenici, napadaly n\u00e1s slova jako \u201ebl\u00e1zen, nesmysl,\u201c a dal\u0161\u00ed kter\u00e9 zde nemohu publikovat :o) Nicm\u00e9n\u011b kdy\u017e se v\u00edkend p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil, nikdo ji\u017e nepochyboval, \u017ee po rozp\u00e1dlov\u00e1n\u00ed na Doubravce jsme p\u0159ipraveni pustit se do souboje s Kamenic\u00ed. Nutno podotknout, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s u\u017e s touto \u0159\u00ed\u010dkou m\u011bli p\u0159ed dv\u011bma rokama tu \u010dest a jedin\u00e9 co si z n\u00ed pamatujeme je b\u00edl\u00e1 p\u011bna.<\/p>\n

Vyrazili jsme z Brodu Mirasovo Esp\u00ed\u010dkem, kter\u00e9 vezlo Pafku, M\u00f3\u0148u a Dan\u00edka a moj\u00ed Okt\u00e1vkou, kter\u00e1 byla pov\u00fd\u0161ena na dekadentn\u00ed v\u016fz a pos\u00e1dku tvo\u0159ila dvojice pijan\u016f Sl\u016f\u0148a a Karlos. Kdy\u017e jsme ve Vil\u00e9mov\u011b d\u011blali zast\u00e1vku pro Beziho, Karlos se Slun\u00ed\u010dkem u\u017e lehce blekotal a jejich pohyby pomalu pozb\u00fdvaly hbitosti. Cesta ut\u00edkala celkem svi\u017en\u011b a byl \u010das i na zast\u00e1vky, p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b v intervalech ka\u017ed\u00fdch cca 20 km :o)<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e jsme dojeli na m\u00edsto, \u010dekalo n\u00e1s v\u0159el\u00e9 p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed od Honz\u00edka a Denyho, kte\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1m na cel\u00fd v\u00edkend zajistili luxusn\u00ed ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed v penzionu bl\u00edzko Rokytnice. Po vylo\u017een\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed jsme se p\u0159esunuli do sklepa, kter\u00fd v sob\u011b skr\u00fdval kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 ob\u010derstvovac\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. Zde jsme se za \u00fa\u010dasti ovsa a \u0161piritusu pomalu p\u0159estali b\u00e1t a pom\u011brn\u011b brzo jsme se odvedli do postel\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Zde stoj\u00ed za zm\u00ednku no\u010dn\u00ed dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed jednoho z WorWan\u00edch. Nerad bych toho hocha jmenoval, proto\u017ee by tak mohla utrp\u011bt jeho u\u010ditelsk\u00e1 \u010dest v \u010cesk\u00e9 B\u011bl\u00e9 a proto ho budeme naz\u00fdvat t\u0159eba pan\u201cX\u201c.<\/p>\n

P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee sp\u00edte uvnit\u0159 v m\u00edstnosti a najednou v\u00e1s probud\u00ed zvuk de\u0161t\u011b. Po chvilce se zaposlouch\u00e1te a uv\u011bdom\u00edte si, \u017ee to nen\u00ed d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 bu\u0161\u00edc\u00ed na oken\u00ed \u0159\u00edmsu, ale pan \u201eX\u201c, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch pokoje a mo\u010d\u00ed na koberec hned vedle gau\u010de. Neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9. Pan \u201eX\u201c op\u011bt posunul hranice sv\u00fdch mo\u017enost\u00ed.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1no n\u00e1s \u010dekalo brzk\u00e9 vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, proto\u017ee u\u017e v 8:30 jsme cht\u011bli b\u00fdt na vod\u011b aby n\u00e1s nesmetly rafty a dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1vodn\u00edci. Alkohol testr vylosoval nejst\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0159idi\u010de a tak jsme mohli vyrazit. Cesta byla r\u00e1no klidn\u00e1, proto\u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s nenach\u00e1zela slov a Sl\u016f\u0148a nemohl z d\u016fvod\u016f \u201ep\u0159ep\u00e1len\u00ed za\u010d\u00e1tku\u201c otev\u0159\u00edt pusu :o)<\/p>\n

Na startu n\u00e1s \u010dekal Pr\u010foch, kter\u00fd m\u011bl na starost bezpe\u010dn\u00e9 provezen\u00ed jedn\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti WorWan\u00edch (Sl\u016f\u0148u, Karlose, Honz\u00edka, Denyho). Zaslechl jsem n\u011bkolik instrukc\u00ed kter\u00e9 se mi zaryly do pam\u011bti. Jedna z nich byla: \u201eZapom\u011b\u0148te na to, \u017ee neum\u00edte eskymovat. Na Kamenici se neplave.\u201c (bullshit) A dal\u0161\u00ed: \u201eNen\u00ed tam moc pe\u0159ej\u00ed, jen p\u00e1r, takov\u00fdch kontinu\u00e1ln\u00edch.\u201c :o) Druhou skupinku (m\u011b, M\u00f3\u0148u, Dan\u00edka) si vzal na starost Bezi.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_kamenice_2\"Sko\u010dili jsme na vodu, rozp\u00e1dlovali kocovinku z\u00edskanou p\u0159edchoz\u00edho dne a vrhli se do prvn\u00edch pe\u0159ej\u00ed, jm\u00e9nem \u201eDr\u017ekovsk\u00e9 schody\u201c ozna\u010den\u00e9. V\u0161ichni ust\u00e1li bez v\u011bt\u0161\u00edch probl\u00e9m\u016f a tak se pokra\u010dovalo d\u00e1l. N\u00e1sledovala \u201epr\u00e1delna\u201c, kter\u00e1 po n\u011bjak\u00e9 chv\u00edli voln\u011b p\u0159e\u0161la v \u201eNavarovskou sout\u011bsku\u201c. Zde u\u017e to takov\u00e1 pohodi\u010dka nebyla. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st prozdvihali (Mon\u010da), jin\u00ed chvilku zdvihali a pak plavali (Slun\u00ed\u010dko) a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se se zdvih\u00e1n\u00edm ani neobt\u011b\u017eovali a rovnou plavali (B\u00e1ba). Nicm\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159e\u017eiv\u0161i byli v\u0161ichni. V tuto chv\u00edli se k n\u00e1m p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil Pr\u010foch a pravil: \u201eNo eskymovat jste Sl\u016f\u0148u nau\u010dili skv\u011ble, tak ho je\u0161t\u011b nau\u010dte ten zbytek.\u201c<\/p>\n

Tobog\u00e1n byl takovou t\u0159e\u0161\u00ednkou na dortu, kde si zaplaval i Honz\u00edk, Karlos si ho dal pozadu, Mon\u010da a Deny ho prozdvihali a j\u00e1 se znova katapultoval :o) Je\u0161t\u011b bych zm\u00ednil na\u0161e gumov\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy (Mir\u00e1sek a Pafka), kte\u0159\u00ed na chvilku zastavili pr\u016ftok tobog\u00e1nu nastav\u00edce mu nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d celou svou lo\u010f.<\/p>\n

Do jezu, kter\u00fd zna\u010d\u00ed bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se konec putov\u00e1n\u00ed po Kamenici, jsme nask\u00e1kali a to bylo to m\u00edsto, kde jsem si dal svou toho dne t\u0159et\u00ed krysu. Odpoledne n\u00e1s \u010dekal zaslou\u017eil\u00fd odpo\u010dinek, sp\u00e1nek, oves, jablka, \u0161vestky, … no prost\u011b spousta ovoce.<\/p>\n

\"clanek_kamenice_3\"V ned\u011bli jsme se rozhodli pro horn\u00ed \u00fasek Kamenice. Ze silnice se dala \u010d\u00e1st prohl\u00e9dnout a tam bylo zaseto sem\u00ednko pro rozhodnut\u00ed nasednout a\u017e pod t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00edm m\u00edstem. Pud sebez\u00e1chovy a l\u00e1sky k \u017eivotu se probudil ve mn\u011b a v Dan\u00edkovi. Ostatn\u00ed se hrd\u011b rozhodli pro cel\u00fd \u00fasek. P\u0159evl\u00edkli jsme se do hydra, j\u00e1 s D\u00e1\u0148ou jsme p\u0159evezli auta a \u0161li s h\u00e1ze\u010dkama odjistit nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsta. Po chvilce se u m\u011b objevila prvn\u00ed skupinka p\u00e1dler\u016f \u2013 Bezi, Karlos, M\u00f3\u0148a, kte\u0159\u00ed kolem mne prosvi\u0161t\u011bli s k\u0159e\u010dovit\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem ve tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edch. Za chvilku je n\u00e1sledovala druh\u00e1 skupinka (Jesus a Deny), bohu\u017eel o \u010dlov\u011bka leh\u010d\u00ed, proto\u017ee Sl\u016f\u0148a se rozhodl u Dan\u00edkova stanovi\u0161t\u011b pro nev\u00eddanou figuru zakon\u010denou luxusn\u00edm katapultem. Lo\u010f se mu sna\u017eili odlovit na\u0161i gum\u00e1ci a za projevenou odvahu byli odm\u011bn\u011bni par\u00e1dn\u00edm pr\u00e1skem :o)<\/p>\n

O kousek n\u00ed\u017e u\u017e jsme se ke kamar\u00e1d\u016fm p\u0159idali a u\u017e\u00edvali si zbyl\u00fd \u00fasek. P\u0159\u00edroda si tam na n\u00e1s p\u0159ipravila men\u0161\u00ed p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed v podob\u011b padl\u00fdch strom\u016f, kde jsme museli p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bt sv\u00e1 um\u011bn\u00ed v baz\u00e9n\u011b osvojen\u00e1 a podeskymov\u00e1vat. Pak u\u017e nic \u2013 vysvl\u00edct, pro auta a honem dom\u016f.<\/p>\n

Shrnu-li to, Kamenice n\u00e1m umo\u017enila ochutnat jej\u00ed kr\u00e1sy a ur\u010dit\u011b n\u00e1s utvrdila v tom, \u017ee n\u00e1s m\u016f\u017ee je\u0161t\u011b hooooodn\u011b nau\u010dit. Jo a taky chci vr\u00e1tit pen\u00edze za eskymov\u00e1n\u00ed v baz\u00e9nu, proto\u017ee mi to bylo \u00fapln\u011b na h…. :o)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"clanek_kamenice_1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, dovolte mi za\u010d\u00edt trochou poezie:<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e Kamenice zept\u00e1 se,
cos skrze zimu d\u011blal,
\u201eeskymovat u\u010dil se\u201c
by Sl\u016f\u0148a odpov\u00eddal.<\/p>\n

Schopnosti n\u00e1m prov\u011b\u0159ila,
to j\u00ed nelze up\u0159\u00edt,
krysu t\u0159ikr\u00e1t zkusil jsem si,
p\u00e1\u010d jsem necht\u011bl um\u0159\u00edt.<\/p>\n

A kdy\u017e bylo po setm\u011bn\u00ed,
lahvinky jsme objali,
n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s, \u017ee Karlosi,
na t\u00e9bich se vychcali.<\/p>\n

\u0158ekl bych, \u017ee tato \u201eb\u00e1se\u0148\u201c zhruba popisuje kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti cel\u00e9ho \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":483,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-656","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":661,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/656\/revisions\/661"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}