{"id":433,"date":"2013-11-15T08:28:21","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T07:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=433"},"modified":"2013-11-15T08:30:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T07:30:10","slug":"kamenda-ve-ctyrech","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=433","title":{"rendered":"Kamenda ve \u010dty\u0159ech"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-435 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\" alt=\"clanek_kamenice_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-226x150.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u201eSl\u016f\u0148a je nemocnej, D\u00e1\u0148a si prop\u00edchl prst, Adamovi je \u0161patn\u011b a zima, B\u00e1ba se \u0161prajcnul, Dejf si rad\u0161i urazil koleno a Pavka s Karlosem pro jistotu neberou telefon\u201c hl\u00e1s\u00ed Bezi v p\u00e1tek dopoledne, kdy je napl\u00e1nov\u00e1n odjezd na Kamenickou sebevra\u017edu.<\/p>\n<p>Vypad\u00e1 to na dost neslavn\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek v\u00fdletu. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed Karlos v\u010das vylezl z kanafasu, a zjistil, \u017ee jede na vodu, tak\u017ee byl ve fin\u00e1le celkem bleskuryhle p\u0159ipraven. Pavka se nalodil na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a hned m\u011b zjebal za to, \u017ee moc cuk\u00e1m volantem a vyb\u00edr\u00e1m ty nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u00edry. Pak taky \u017ee nesly\u0161\u00ed hudbu a \u017ee jedem moc pomalu:o)) V\u0161echny jeho pozn\u00e1mky jsem ale ust\u00e1la se zvednut\u00fdm prost\u0159edn\u00ed\u010dkem a prstem v nose (pak teda nevim, \u010d\u00edm jsem \u0159\u00eddila).<\/p>\n<p>Po nav\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed lod\u00ed v lod\u011bnici jsme vyrazili sm\u011brem opa\u010dn\u00fdm, ne\u017e pravila navigace. Zast\u00e1vka v non-stop Tescu n\u00e1m umo\u017enila doplnit z\u00e1soby. V\u0161ichni mysleli na z\u00e1kladn\u00ed lidsk\u00e9 pot\u0159eby. Polovina na stravov\u00e1n\u00ed, polovina na pitn\u00fd re\u017eim. Pak u\u017e jsme jen \u0161vihali po d\u00e1lnici, stav\u011bli na koroptev a cinkali lahv\u00e1\u010dema. J\u00e1 teda ne, j\u00e1 drtila plechovku energetick\u00e9ho n\u00e1poje a m\u00edchala bramb\u016frky s \u010dokol\u00e1dou a hermel\u00ednem. Cesta ub\u011bhla rychle, pivo odteklo rychleji a sangrie taky asi m\u011bla na dn\u011b d\u00edru, tak jsem tro\u0161ku m\u00e1kla, aby na m\u011b taky n\u011bco zbylo. Dorazili jsme do skoro pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9ho motork\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9ho kempu v Tanvaldu. Je\u0161t\u011b jsme tro\u0161ku popili a pojedli hmotu, co Pavka vytvo\u0159il a zapadli do spac\u00e1k\u016f, abychom byli r\u00e1no fit. Stihli jsme si je\u0161t\u011b v\u0161imnout, \u017ee majitel n\u00e1s v kempu pro jistotu zamyk\u00e1, a v\u00edc u\u017e nevim.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no Pavka je\u0161t\u011b stihl ucpat m\u00edstn\u00ed soci\u00e1ln\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed a pak jsme se bez placen\u00ed z kempu vytratili. Jako slu\u0161n\u00ed vod\u00e1ci jsme se ale p\u0159edem domluvili v kempu, zda je to v\u016fbec mo\u017en\u00e9. Po Pavkov\u011b navigaci jsem p\u0159i couv\u00e1n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b stihla WorWat kus auta o patn\u00edk, a u\u017e jsme mazali sm\u011brem k \u0159ece. Tam jsme se pod tlakem \u010dasu obl\u00e9kli do hydra a p\u0159ejeli s autem na konec, kde ji\u017e \u010dekal Boby.<\/p>\n<p><i>No a tady moj\u00ed slohovou tvorbu p\u0159e\u0159u\u0161ilo moje zkou\u0161kov\u00e9 obdob\u00ed, tak\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed informace budou nejsp\u00ed\u0161 zkreslen\u00e9, p\u00e1\u010d u\u017e si toho moc nepamatuju.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>V\u00edm, \u017ee potom co jsme sp\u011bchali, abychom byli co nejd\u0159\u00edve na vod\u011b, jsme ve fin\u00e1le \u010dekali asi hodinu a p\u016fl na suchu, pon\u011bvad\u017e jme trochu nezvl\u00e1dli logistiku a p\u0159edjeli n\u00e1s nafukovac\u00ed autobusy. P\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1s mile p\u0159ekvapila parti\u010dka \u201eturist\u016f\u201c. V uvozovk\u00e1ch proto, proto\u017ee m\u00edsto batoh\u016f t\u00e1hli ost\u0159ikovac\u00ed kanystry a na voz\u00ed\u010dku nara\u017een\u00fd sud. M\u00edsto turistick\u00fdch h\u016flek p\u016flitry, \u010di jin\u00e9 podobn\u00e9 p\u0159edm\u011bty. O to v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed bylo p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, \u017ee v kanystru nam\u00edsto jedu na brouky byla m\u0148am\u00f3zn\u00ed zelen\u00e1, o kterou se r\u00e1di a dobrosrde\u010dn\u011b pod\u011blili.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-436 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\" alt=\"clanek_kamenice_2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_2.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_2.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_2-226x150.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_2-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_2-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>A te\u010f u\u017e na vodu. No jasn\u011b \u017ee zase u\u017e nevim jak jsou pe\u0159eje za sebou:o)) V\u00edm jen, \u017ee jsme to jeli docela na pohodu. M\u00e1m pocit \u017ee K\u00e1ja jednou tvd\u011b bojoval a jednou podlehl. (jestli ne, tak se ti omlouv\u00e1m, fakt u\u017e n\u011bjak nevim). Pak Bezi zakempoval v p\u011bkn\u00fd d\u00ed\u0159e. U\u017e jsem se tam vid\u011bla taky, ale s prsem v nose a eleganc\u00ed baletky jsem ho obkrou\u017eila p\u0159i sk\u00e1le a nechala tam. N\u00e1sledn\u011b m\u011b zjebal, \u017ee jezd\u00edm daleko za nimi. No ono se to kec\u00e1 kdy\u017e v\u0161ichni jedou dop\u0159edu, jen j\u00e1 couv\u00e1m. Ale nakonec se mi poda\u0159ilo oto\u010dit sm\u011br j\u00edzdy od v\u00e1lce pry\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>Jasn\u00fd je, \u017ee nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pro div\u00e1ky i pro vod\u00e1ky je tobog\u00e1n (je\u017ei\u0161 te\u010f jsem m\u00e1lem napsala Vrchlabsk\u00e1, ale to je trochu n\u011bkde jinde:o))) Prob\u00edhal zde z\u00e1vod, proto jsme museli n\u011bjakou dobu op\u011bt \u010dekat. Celou tu dobu jsem si \u0159ikala, \u017ee u\u017e nejsem takov\u00e1 lama, abych to dala hlavou dol\u016f ale ejhle. Jako borci jsme v\u0161ichni nastoupili mezi z\u00e1vodn\u00edky a po\u010dkali, a\u017e n\u00e1s pust\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-437 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\" alt=\"clanek_kamenice_3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_3.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_3.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_3-226x150.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_3-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_3-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>A pak nastal cirkus. Teda a\u017e na Beziho, kterej to absolutn\u011b nejel pro div\u00e1ky. M\u016fj excelentn\u00ed n\u00e1jedz p\u0159eru\u0161il kupodivu vrac\u00e1k, kterej m\u011b ale vyplivnul d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e jsem se sta\u010dila rozmyslet co d\u00e1l. Cestu hlavou dol\u016f zn\u00e1m u\u017e odminula, tak jsem si po\u010dkala, a dole bez \u0161prajdy zdvihla. Boby p\u0159edvedl sv\u00e9 eskym\u00e1ck\u00e9 um\u011bn\u00ed. Pavka tam pro pobaven\u00ed div\u00e1k\u016f loupl jednoho polovi\u010dn\u00edho eskym\u00e1\u010dka pod dojezdem a lo\u010f lovil je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1l. Karlos ho cht\u011bl trumfnout, proto se katapultoval u\u017e v pe\u0159eji.<\/p>\n<p>No a pak u\u017e to v\u0161ichni zn\u00e1te. Jen K\u00e1ja op\u011bt p\u0159idal humornou vsuvku na voleji a pak u\u017e byl vlastn\u011b konec. Statistika z\u00e1jezdu je pom\u011brn\u011b dobr\u00e1. Pouze Pavka si rozbil obli\u010dej, K\u00e1ja asi ruku, nebo nohu, nebo nevim a p\u00e1r krys nav\u00edc. No prost\u011b pohoda.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-435 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\" alt=\"clanek_kamenice_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-226x150.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/clanek_kamenice_1-120x80.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u201eSl\u016f\u0148a je nemocnej, D\u00e1\u0148a si prop\u00edchl prst, Adamovi je \u0161patn\u011b a zima, B\u00e1ba se \u0161prajcnul, Dejf si rad\u0161i urazil koleno a Pavka s Karlosem pro jistotu neberou telefon\u201c hl\u00e1s\u00ed Bezi v p\u00e1tek dopoledne, kdy je napl\u00e1nov\u00e1n odjezd na Kamenickou sebevra\u017edu.<\/p>\n<p>Vypad\u00e1 to na dost neslavn\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek v\u00fdletu. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed Karlos v\u010das vylezl z kanafasu, a zjistil, \u017ee jede na vodu, tak\u017ee byl ve fin\u00e1le celkem bleskuryhle p\u0159ipraven. Pavka se nalodil na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a hned m\u011b zjebal  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=433\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":418,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-433","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":438,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/433\/revisions\/438"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}