{"id":369,"date":"2013-11-14T13:34:38","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T12:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=369"},"modified":"2013-11-14T13:36:18","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T12:36:18","slug":"odemykani-doubravy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=369","title":{"rendered":"Odemyk\u00e1n\u00ed Doubravy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-371 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"doubrava01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011-211x150.jpg 211w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011-150x106.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9&#8230; &#8230;tento v\u00edkend jsme absolvovali odemyk\u00e1n\u00ed Doubravy. M\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m \u0159\u00edct ( a ostatn\u00ed mi to ur\u010dit\u011b potvrd\u00ed ), \u017ee to fakt nebyla legrace a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s m\u011bli velmi, velmi nam\u00e1le. Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f se mi klepou ruce a p\u0159i pohledu do zrcadla se znova a znova d\u011bs\u00edm pobledl\u00e9 strhan\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e, kter\u00e1 odtamtud na m\u011b hled\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Teoretickou p\u0159\u00edpravu jsme absolvovali v p\u00e1tek ve\u010der u B\u00e1by na Ba\u010dkov\u011b. Spole\u010dn\u011b s kamar\u00e1dy z CK Povoda jsme si navz\u00e1jem dod\u00e1vali odvahu p\u0159ed nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed plavbou. Nechci to n\u011bjak zbyte\u010dn\u011b moc rozmaz\u00e1vat, ale p\u0159esto p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed stoj\u00ed za zm\u00ednku: Objevila se nov\u00e1 vych\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed alkoholick\u00e1 hv\u011bzda . Abych nevybo\u010dil z tradice, budu ji naz\u00fdvat Pan Y. Tento p\u00e1n, kter\u00fd n\u00e1m ji\u017e mnohokr\u00e1t p\u0159edvedl, \u017ee se um\u00ed znamenit\u011b oh\u00e1n\u011bt sekerou, \u010di motorovou pilou, tentokr\u00e1t za\u0159adil pro obveselen\u00ed sv\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel v pr\u016fb\u011bhu ve\u010dera asi \u010dty\u0159i velkolep\u00e9 kousky s jataganem. N\u00e1\u0161 dosavadn\u00ed alkoholick\u00fd guru &#8211; Pan X \u2013 byl jeho v\u00fdkonem tak ohromen, \u017ee nebyl mocen ani slova, nato\u017e pak odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed odvety.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-372 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"doubrava02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava021-191x300.jpg\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava021-191x300.jpg 191w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava021-95x150.jpg 95w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava021.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/>R\u00e1no po probuzen\u00ed jsme zjistili, \u017ee se ohni\u0161t\u011b, u kter\u00e9ho jsme ve\u010der sed\u011bli rozrostlo do ne\u010dekan\u011b velk\u00fdch rozm\u011br\u016f. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 to bylo t\u00edm, \u017ee na oh\u00fdnek n\u011bkdo p\u0159ilo\u017eil sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 (nebo co to bylo). Naprostou z\u00e1hadou mi pak je, kam se ztratilo v\u0161echno to pivo a ko\u0159alka. Jestli jsme to fakt vypili, jak tvrd\u00ed B\u00e1ba, div\u00edm se, \u017ee se toho ve\u010dera neobjevilo v\u00edc takov\u00fdch nind\u017e\u016f, jako Pan Y.<\/p>\n<p>Zafoukali jsme do testeru, zjistili, kdo nem\u016f\u017ee \u0159\u00eddit \u2013 a vyrazili do Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017eova. Kaj\u00edk u\u017e od r\u00e1na pracoval na velkolep\u00e9 opi\u010dce. K \u0159ece se p\u0159icoural ve chv\u00edli, kdy u\u017e jsme v\u0161ichni netrp\u011bliv\u011b popoj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli z vrac\u00e1ku do vrac\u00e1ku, pobavil p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed n\u011bkolika marn\u00fdmi pokusy nat\u00e1hnout si svoji d\u011bravou, rozedranou \u0161prajdu, na\u010de\u017e se ho n\u011bkomu z\u017eelelo, za\u0161prajdoval ho a poslal po \u0159ece.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-373 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"doubrava03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava031.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava031.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava031-186x150.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava031-150x120.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Voda byla tradi\u010dn\u011b nesm\u00edrn\u011b n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1. Pro Pana Y, mysl\u00edm, dosahovala skoro a\u017e obt\u00ed\u017enosti WW6. V\u0161ichni ale p\u0159est\u00e1li plavbu bez ztr\u00e1ty kyti\u010dky. Dokonce i Slun\u00ed\u010dko, kter\u00fd se v jednom pr\u016fseru obt\u00ed\u017enosti zhruba ZWC nalepil na \u0161utr a m\u00e1lem vylezl. Pak si ale vzpomn\u011bl na star\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 \u010dasy, uchopil \u0159eku za dno a ru\u010dn\u011b j\u00ed vysv\u011btlil, jak by si p\u0159edstavoval, aby tekla.<\/p>\n<p>Vystoupili jsme na za\u010d\u00e1tku Ronova, pobalili se a vyrazili dom\u016f. Den toti\u017e je\u0161t\u011b zdaleka nekon\u010dil. V\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s toti\u017e sp\u011bchala za kulturn\u00edm vy\u017eit\u00edm. Mi\u0161\u00e1l toti\u017e po\u0159\u00e1dal b\u00e1l dobrovoln\u00e9ho hasi\u010dsk\u00e9ho sboru m\u011bste\u010dka Santa Cruz. Akce se p\u0159evelice vyda\u0159ila&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Mi\u0161\u00e1l hasil fam\u00f3zn\u011b \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-371 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"doubrava01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011-211x150.jpg 211w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/doubrava011-150x106.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9&#8230; &#8230;tento v\u00edkend jsme absolvovali odemyk\u00e1n\u00ed Doubravy. M\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m \u0159\u00edct ( a ostatn\u00ed mi to ur\u010dit\u011b potvrd\u00ed ), \u017ee to fakt nebyla legrace a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z n\u00e1s m\u011bli velmi, velmi nam\u00e1le. Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f se mi klepou ruce a p\u0159i pohledu do zrcadla se znova a znova d\u011bs\u00edm pobledl\u00e9 strhan\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e, kter\u00e1 odtamtud na m\u011b hled\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Teoretickou p\u0159\u00edpravu jsme absolvovali v p\u00e1tek ve\u010der u B\u00e1by na Ba\u010dkov\u011b. Spole\u010dn\u011b s kamar\u00e1dy z CK Povoda jsme si navz\u00e1jem  \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=369\">pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady&#8230; <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":220,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-369","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":374,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/369\/revisions\/374"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}