{"id":196,"date":"2013-11-14T09:31:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T08:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=196"},"modified":"2013-11-14T09:42:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T08:42:50","slug":"galavecer-2013","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=196","title":{"rendered":"Galave\u010der 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tak jsem si n\u011bjak vzpomn\u011bl, \u017ee bych sem mohl hodit p\u00e1r fotek a n\u011bjak\u00fd pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed z galave\u010dera. Bylo by toti\u017e \u0161koda, aby jen tak upadlo v zapomn\u011bn\u00ed, co se tam d\u011blo a jak\u00e1 n\u011bkdy i dost prapodivn\u00e1 stvo\u0159en\u00ed se tam pohybovala…U\u017e n\u011bjak\u00fd\u00a0\u010das p\u0159ed galave\u010d\"09\"erem prob\u00edhala mezi WorWani pom\u011brn\u011b bou\u0159liv\u00e1 diskuze \u2013 zjistilo se, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s si pod pojmem \u201eOrient\u201c p\u0159edstavuje n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Tak t\u0159eba j\u00e1 si p\u0159edstavil bl\u00edzk\u00fd a st\u0159edn\u00ed v\u00fdchod, pro\u010de\u017e jsem neprodlen\u011b p\u0159es internet objednal tureck\u00e9 kalhoty. Na fotce vypadaly fakt dost dob\u0159e. Kdy\u017e to p\u0159i\u0161lo, uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee to je cosi mezi tepl\u00e1kama a gat\u011bma od py\u017eama, nav\u00edc mi to bylo kr\u00e1tk\u00fd – tak\u017ee jsem byl za blbce…Spekulace o tom, co je a co nen\u00ed Orient, nakonec vy\u0159e\u0161il a\u017e Militant, kter\u00fd, zhl\u00e9dnuv se v kultu\u0159e japonsk\u00fdch samuraj\u016f, nemohl p\u0159en\u00e9st p\u0159es srdce, \u017ee mu \u010d\u00e1st z n\u00e1s neust\u00e1le tvrdila, \u017ee je tot\u00e1ln\u011b mimo a sm\u00e1la se mu. Zahltil na\u0161e mailov\u00e9 schr\u00e1nky pom\u011brn\u011b velk\u00fdm mno\u017estv\u00edm wikipedick\u00fdch spam\u016f (nedlouho po t\u00e9to akci v\u011bt\u0161ina worwan\u00edch\u00a0mail\u016f nadobro klekla) \u2013 ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b jsme\u00a0zjistili, \u017ee Orient je vlastn\u011b \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno od Ti\u0161nova na v\u00fdchod.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e nad t\u00edm\u00a0tak p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, dal\u0161\u00ed pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed bude asi dost kr\u00e1tk\u00e9, proto\u017ee mi cel\u00fd ten ve\u010der tak n\u011bjak\u00a0trochu spl\u00fdv\u00e1 a celkem nen\u00ed, \u010deho bych se chytil.\u00a0Tak jenom p\u0159ipomenu. Krysu roku ulovil M\u00edra a musel za to po z\u00e1sluze ztrestat v\u00e1zu plnou pu\u0161kvorcov\u00e9ho d\u017eusu. P\u0159ijali jsme nov\u00e9ho \u010dlena, Toma Rane\u010d\u00e1kovic (na toho u\u017e v\u00e1za nezbyla, tak se musel spokojit s m\u00edsou). Z p\u0159espoln\u00edch celebrit (k na\u0161\u00ed nemal\u00e9 radosti) tradi\u010dn\u011b dorazil L\u016f\u010fa\u00a0\u2013 a (k na\u0161\u00ed nemal\u00e9 radosti) se tradi\u010dn\u011b zrubal. No… j\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl vlastn\u011b\u00a0vid\u011bt toho, kdo ne \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b bych asi taky vyhl\u00e1sil kategorii p\u0159evlek roku \u2013 u m\u011b by to jednozna\u010dn\u011b vyhr\u00e1l Dejf, proto\u017ee b\u0159i\u0161n\u00ed\u00a0tane\u010dnice postavy d\u0159evorubce s rukama jak lopaty, fousatou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed a chlupat\u00fdm b\u0159ichem, je kreace, kter\u00e1 m\u011b bude stra\u0161it ve snech je\u0161t\u011b hodn\u011b dlouho \ud83d\ude42 No prost\u011b, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ve\u010d\u00edrek se zase poved…<\/p>\n

O n\u011bco m\u00e9n\u011b se\u00a0povedlo r\u00e1no. Kdy\u017e jsme kone\u010dn\u011b jaksepat\u0159\u00ed vypucovali chatu a nast\u011bhovali v\u0161echno do aut, zjistili jsme, \u017ee jen nemnoz\u00ed z n\u00e1s mohou \u0159\u00eddit. Ti, co mohli, se sebrali a odjeli. Ti, co nadejchali m\u00e1lo, to \u0159e\u0161ili poklusem do vsi a zp\u00e1tky. My, co jsme netu\u0161ili, kolik jsme nafoukali, bo M\u00e1rtymu v testru mezit\u00edm ode\u0161la baterka, p\u0159estal fungovat displej a oz\u00fdvalo se z n\u011bj jen pi\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed gum a \u0159in\u010den\u00ed skla, jsme si uva\u0159ili kafe a \u010dekali. Ve fin\u00e1le tester ze\u0161\u00edlel \u00fapln\u011b a ka\u017edou chv\u00edli n\u00e1m tvrdil n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Asi to bylo t\u00edm, \u017ee si ho n\u00e1s p\u011bt po\u0159\u00e1d pod\u00e1valo dokole\u010dka. Kone\u010dn\u011b n\u00e1m chv\u00edli p\u0159ed polednem do\u0161ly nervy a – promile sem, promile tam – jsme vyrazili dom\u016f.<\/p>\n

Tak asi tak n\u011bjak to letos na Vysok\u00e9 vypadalo…<\/p>\n

A je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r obr\u00e1zk\u016f…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Tak jsem si n\u011bjak vzpomn\u011bl, \u017ee bych sem mohl hodit p\u00e1r fotek a n\u011bjak\u00fd pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed z galave\u010dera. Bylo by toti\u017e \u0161koda, aby jen tak upadlo v zapomn\u011bn\u00ed, co se tam d\u011blo a jak\u00e1 n\u011bkdy i dost prapodivn\u00e1 stvo\u0159en\u00ed se tam pohybovala…U\u017e n\u011bjak\u00fd\u00a0\u010das p\u0159ed galave\u010d\"09\"erem prob\u00edhala mezi WorWani pom\u011brn\u011b bou\u0159liv\u00e1 diskuze \u2013 zjistilo se, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s si pod pojmem \u201eOrient\u201c p\u0159edstavuje n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Tak t\u0159eba j\u00e1 si p\u0159edstavil bl\u00edzk\u00fd a st\u0159edn\u00ed v\u00fdchod, pro\u010de\u017e \u2026 pro pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed ve \u010dten\u00ed klikn\u011bte tady… → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":75,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-196","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":210,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/196\/revisions\/210"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/75"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}