{"id":158,"date":"2013-11-13T12:45:11","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T11:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=158"},"modified":"2013-11-14T13:13:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T12:13:06","slug":"salza-a-teichl-2013-aneb-to-je-dost-dedku-zes-nas-taky-vyvez","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/?page_id=158","title":{"rendered":"Salza a Teichl 2013 aneb &#8220;To je dost, d\u011bdku, \u017ees n\u00e1s taky vyvez!&#8221; :-)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-362 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"titul\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159ed zhruba m\u011bs\u00edcem vracel z Povod\u00edho z\u00e1jezdu na Salzu a Steyr, napadlo m\u011b, \u017ee u\u017e to bude pomalu dva roky, kdy jsme b\u011bhem na\u0161eho prvn\u00edho bujar\u00e9ho ve\u010d\u00edrku v kempu na soutoku Steyru a Teichlu p\u0159ipadli na my\u0161lenku vyv\u00e9zt na\u0161e drah\u00e9 \u017eeny a p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b na nen\u00e1ro\u010dnou vodu do Rakous. S rukama je\u0161t\u011b omrzl\u00fdma od ledov\u00e9 t\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00e1 tam onoho v\u00edkendu tekla v \u0159ek\u00e1ch m\u00edsto vody a chodidly o\u017eehl\u00fdmi od v\u00fdfuku autobusu, u kter\u00e9ho jsme si rozeh\u0159\u00edvali nohy, abychom mohli zase chodit, jsem hned n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho dne za\u010dal organizovat v\u00fdpravu na horn\u00ed Salzu a Teichl.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nadchnout Dejva a Slun\u00ed\u010dko bylo ot\u00e1zkou asi t\u0159\u00ed slov do telefonu. Kl\u00e1rka, Lea a M\u00edra s Ditou se chytili taky dost rychle. Nejv\u00edc pr\u00e1ce dalo p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed \u0160imonka, ale Slun\u00ed\u010dko to zvl\u00e1dl s gr\u00e1ci\u00ed sob\u011b vlastn\u00ed. A tak se v p\u00e1tek 21.6. 2013 zapo\u010dala v\u00fdprava nabit\u00e1 od za\u010d\u00e1tku a\u017e do konce nev\u0161edn\u00edmi z\u00e1\u017eitky, p\u0159ekvapen\u00edmi, dobrodru\u017estv\u00edm a kr\u00e1snou vodou.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-361 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"007\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/007.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/007.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/007-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/007-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/007-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Vyjeli jsme lehce p\u0159ed sedmou hodinou s t\u00edm, \u017ee bychom mohli b\u00fdt v Palfau kolem jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9.\u00a08 lid\u00ed a 4 lod\u011b se do dvou Roomster\u016f ve\u0161lo celkem snadno. Dejf nedal jinak, ne\u017e \u017ee pojedu prvn\u00ed. S navigac\u00ed vybavenou nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi mapami jsem v tom nevid\u011bl probl\u00e9m. Po zku\u0161enostech z minul\u00e9ho v\u00fdletu, kdy jsem do Palfau dojel stezkami pro kr\u00e1vy a veprost\u0159ed temn\u00fdch hvozd\u016f a horsk\u00fdch luk s klen\u00edm odh\u00e1n\u011bl z cesty zaj\u00edce, sovy, kance a jednou dokonce\u00a0i la\u0148, jsem vym\u011bnil toho pomatence Li\u0161ku za celkem solidn\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00edho ostravsk\u00e9ho horn\u00edka a pro jistotu si nav\u00edc i vypsal jm\u00e9na n\u011bkter\u00fdch obc\u00ed, p\u0159es kter\u00e9 jsme m\u011bli jet. To aby m\u011b navigace jen tak neoblafla. Kdesi pobl\u00ed\u017e Trocnova n\u00e1m ale u\u017e za\u010d\u00ednalo b\u00fdt trochu divn\u00e9, pro\u010d Ostravak tak vytrvale ignoruje odbo\u010dky na Hal\u00e1mky a Zwettl. No \u2013 byl v tom, chud\u00e1k, nevinn\u011b. Kdy\u017e jsme vyr\u00e1\u017eeli a Dejf u\u017e stra\u0161n\u011b nutn\u011b musel jet, vrazil jsem Kl\u00e1rce pap\u00edr se sou\u0159adnicema, a\u0165 je zad\u00e1 ona. Jenom\u017ee ten pap\u00edr byl z pen\u011b\u017eenky nadvakr\u00e1t p\u0159elo\u017eenej a j\u00ed nedo\u0161lo, \u017ee tam m\u00e1m napsan\u00fd ve\u0161ker\u00fd n\u00e1stupy,\u00a0v\u00fdstupy, span\u00ed a je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b \u0159eky do rezervy, kdyby n\u011bco ne\u0161lo jet. Tak\u017ee na\u0165ukala to jedin\u00fd, co tam vid\u011bla a my vesele fr\u010deli na n\u00e1stup spodku Steyru pod hr\u00e1z\u00ed p\u0159ehrady Steyrdurchbruch. Bylo to docela vtipn\u00fd a\u017e na to, \u017ee n\u00e1m dojezd v tu chv\u00edli sko\u010dil z p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdch 140 kilometr\u016f na skoro 190.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-356 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0021.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0021.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0021-112x150.jpg 112w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>Pak u\u017e se na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nic a\u017e tak dramatick\u00e9ho ned\u011blo. V modr\u00e9m roomsteru se rozjela celkem zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 pa\u0159bi\u010dka a p\u0159i posledn\u00ed \u010d\u016frpauze u\u017e v\u0161ichni docela slu\u0161n\u011b \u0161i\u0161lali. V \u010dern\u00e9m roomsteru mezit\u00edm prob\u00edhala\u00a0v\u00e1\u0161niv\u00e1 diskuze mezi \u0160imonkem a zbytkem pos\u00e1dky o tom, jestli je lep\u0161\u00ed pokra\u010dovat je\u0161t\u011b osmdes\u00e1t kilometr\u016f do kempu, nebo se vracet t\u011bch 230 dom\u016f. Skon\u010dilo to a\u017e usnut\u00edm hlavn\u00edho oponenta a n\u00e1slednou lehkou oslavou tot\u00e1ln\u011b vy\u010derpan\u00e9 protistrany. V Palfau jsme pak ve strachu z asi deseti kapek, kter\u00e9 odkudsi p\u0159il\u00e9tly, postavili stany a \u0161li sp\u00e1t. D\u00e9\u0161\u0165 se ale jaksi nekonal.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no bylo docela pozitivn\u00ed.\u00a0Teda \u2013 kdybych nebyl l\u00ednej si v noci nafouknout karimatku. Kdybych mohl ot\u00e1\u010det hlavou, obdivoval bych, jak se p\u0159es vrcholky strom\u016f na okoln\u00edch Alp\u00e1ch a skrz posledn\u00ed chuchvalce mrak\u016f prod\u00edraj\u00ed prvn\u00ed nesm\u011bl\u00e9 paprsky slunce. Takhle jsem jen zhruba od 05:45 koumal, jak se zmotat, aby m\u011b nebolelo to, \u010di zase ono. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed asi po t\u0159i\u010dtvrtihodin\u011b vylezl i Dejf a navz\u00e1jem jsme si p\u0159\u00e1li dobr\u00e9ho jitra tak hlu\u010dn\u011b, \u017ee se n\u00e1m poda\u0159ilo vzbudit i v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed. No \u2013 ono to zas tak moc nevadilo \u2013 zbo\u0159ili jsme stany, n\u011bco skousli a lehce po osm\u00e9, d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e se kempa\u0159 probudil, u\u017e po n\u00e1s nebylo ani vidu ani slechu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-355 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0011.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0011.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0011-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0011-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0011-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Na sobotu jsem napl\u00e1noval Klausschlucht, jeden z horn\u00edch \u00fasek\u016f Salzy \u2013 asi 12 kilometr\u016f WW1-2.\u00a0Z Palfau je to na n\u00e1stup je\u0161t\u011b asi 50 kilometr\u016f, tak\u017ee jsme se na vodu kv\u016fli p\u0159ejezdu a p\u0159evozu aut dostali n\u011bkdy kolem p\u016fl jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9. Vody nebylo extra moc, ale nebyla to ani \u0161utrova\u010dka. Na rozjet\u00ed a aby se holky neb\u00e1ly tak pr\u00e1v\u011b akor\u00e1t. Sout\u011bska byla naprosto dokonal\u00e1, po\u010das\u00ed \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd a nav\u00edc na \u0159ece nebyla ani noha. Na z\u00e1v\u011br jsme si p\u0159ep\u00e1dlovali malinkou romantickou p\u0159ehr\u00e1dku, na parkovi\u0161ti oh\u0159\u00e1li gul\u00e1\u0161 a kolem druh\u00e9 vyrazili na asi 100 kilometr\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00fd Teichl.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-359 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"005\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0051.jpg\" width=\"157\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0051.jpg 157w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0051-95x150.jpg 95w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 157px) 100vw, 157px\" \/>Jak jsme se bl\u00ed\u017eili ke Kniewasu, za\u010dalo se pom\u011brn\u011b dost rychle kazit po\u010das\u00ed.Kdy\u017e jsme p\u0159ej\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli sedlo Hengstpass, za\u010dalo lejt tak brut\u00e1ln\u011b, \u017ee jsme rad\u0161i unuli ze silnice a zastavili u n\u011bjak\u00fd stodoly, proto\u017ee nebylo skoro vid\u011bt. Po n\u011bjak\u00fd chv\u00edli se za\u010daly oz\u00fdvat hrozn\u00fd r\u00e1ny a kolem za\u010daly l\u00edtat kusy ledu. V \u017eivot\u011b jsem nevid\u011bl kroupy velk\u00fd jak holub\u00ed vejce a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee u\u017e je zas jen tak neuvid\u00edm. Zajeli jsme pod stromy, ale moc to nepom\u00e1halo. Hodili jsme si se Sl\u016f\u0148ou na hlavy helmy a nat\u00e1hli p\u0159es auto celty. V tu r\u00e1nu jsme byli mokr\u00fd na k\u016f\u017ei. Pak u\u017e jsme jen bezmocn\u011b sed\u011bli, poslouchali ty stra\u0161n\u00fd pecky do st\u0159echy, modlili se, aby n\u00e1m to Roomstera \u00fapln\u011b nerozsekalo a litovali Dejvovce a jejich je\u0161t\u011b ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nezajetou funglovku. Po n\u011bjak\u00fd dob\u011b (zd\u00e1lo se to jak v\u011b\u010dnost, ale asi to bylo jen p\u00e1r minut) se krupobit\u00ed zm\u011bnilo v d\u00e9\u0161\u0165\u00a0a my mohli kone\u010dn\u011b z toho \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdho m\u00edsta vypadnout.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-358 alignright\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"004\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0041.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0041.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0041-234x150.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0041-150x96.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Pr\u0161et p\u0159estalo p\u0159esn\u011b ve chv\u00edli, kdy jsme dorazili do kempu. Nerv\u00f3zn\u011b jsme prohl\u00ed\u017eeli auta a kupodivu na nich ten masakr \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed stopy nezanechal.Postavili jsme stany a to u\u017e skrz odch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed mraky vykukovalo slun\u00ed\u010dko a p\u011bkn\u011b h\u0159\u00e1lo. Zajeli jsme se pod\u00edvat na vodop\u00e1d Stromboding na n\u00e1stupu Steyru a pak spustili grilova\u010dku. Tady bych cht\u011bl upozornit, \u017ee u\u017e d\u00e1vno nejsme ta tlupa bohapust\u00fdch alkoholik\u016f, za kterou jsme ob\u010das myln\u011b ozna\u010dov\u00e1ni. Na\u0161e ve\u010d\u00edrky se posledn\u00ed dobou nesou v poklidn\u00e9m intelektu\u00e1ln\u00edm duchu a ve znamen\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9 tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed pr\u00e1ce na poznen\u00e1hlu se rozr\u016fstaj\u00edc\u00edm liter\u00e1rn\u011b-dramatick\u00e9m d\u00edle. A proto\u017ee lv\u00ed pod\u00edl na t\u00e9to n\u00e1hl\u00e9 p\u0159em\u011bn\u011b zpustl\u00e9 WorWan\u00ed tlupy ve skupinu jemn\u00fdch a citliv\u00fdch intelektu\u00e1l\u016f m\u00e1 dozajista militantn\u00ed ho\u0161\u00edk, jako ochutn\u00e1vku z p\u0159ipravovan\u00e9 WorWan\u00ed liter\u00e1rn\u00ed prvotiny p\u0159ikl\u00e1d\u00e1m d\u00edlko v\u011bnovan\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b jemu.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00edky, Michale!<\/p>\n<p><i>Mexick\u00fd masakr motorovou ma\u010detou<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>Mrzk\u00fd mamlas Militant mls\u00e1 maso. M\u0148am. Mouchy mlaskaj\u00ed mezi\u00a0<\/em><em>mr\u0161inami masakrovan\u00fdmi militantn\u00edm maniakem. Mas\u00edruje mouchy ma\u010detou. Masa\u0159ky mrkaj\u00ed mulvami. Masox! \u201eMiluju mrza\u010den\u00ed much, mrousk\u00e1n\u00ed ma\u010dek, morbidn\u00ed mordy,\u201c mrml\u00e1 maniak\u00e1ln\u00ed Militant.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Moralista M\u00edra mluv\u00ed: \u201eMilitante, mysli! Mouchy maj\u00ed mozek. Mus\u00ed\u0161 mouchy milovat!\u201c<\/em><br \/>\n<em> M\u00edra m\u00e1 mocn\u00fd modifik\u00e1tor. M\u00ed\u0159\u00ed militantn\u00edmu mutantovi mezi mo\u010do<\/em><em>v\u00e9 m\u011bch\u00fd\u0159e. Militant muml\u00e1 modlitbi\u010dku. Marn\u011b. \u201eMl\u010d, mizero!\u201c M\u00edr\u016fv modifik\u00e1tor morfuje Militanta. M\u00e1<\/em><em>me militantn\u00ed masa\u0159ku!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> M\u00e1 mu\u017en\u00fd M\u00edra mimo modifik\u00e1toru ml\u00fdnek? M\u00e1! M\u00edra mele maso. M\u00e1 morbidn\u00ed marketingov\u00e9 my\u0161lenky&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<em> M\u00edstn\u00ed mek\u00e1\u010d m\u00e1 mega menu. Miliardy maso\u017erout<\/em><em>\u016f miluj\u00ed Militant-burger. Machr M\u00edra milion\u00e1\u0159em. M\u00e1 mnoho mercedes\u016f, motorek, mlad\u00fdch milenek, muzeu<\/em><em>m.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Modern\u00ed motto: Milujeme Michala!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Bonus:<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Blbec B\u00e1ba burcuje Bohdana. Bohdan bije B\u00e1bu basou. B\u00e1ba bre\u010d\u00ed. B\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!\u201c Bla\u017eek blije Bo\u017ekov. Ber\u00e1nek bezbolestn\u011b bour\u00e1 b\u00fdka. Borec. Bezva ba\u0161ta&#8230; Bezi brzy bude. Bo\u017ee! Bro\u010f\u00e1ci!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dov\u011btek:<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Dejf d\u011bl\u00e1 d\u0159evo. Dita dr\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed Dejva\u00a0<\/em><em>dlouh\u00fdm d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdm dudl\u00edkem. \u201eDr\u017e!\u201c Dost dobr\u00fd! Dejvova drancovan\u00e1 dutina dod\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1. \u201eDost,\u201c drmol\u00ed Dejf. \u201eDostane\u0161 do dr\u017eky,\u201c diktuje Dita. \u201eD\u011bkuji, domino Dito.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> Drama dosp\u011blo do drastick\u00e9ho konce: K\u00e1ja kone\u010dn\u011b<\/em><em>\u00a0kak\u00e1. Koul\u00ed kul<\/em><em>vy. Kl\u00e1rka k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed: \u201eKarle, kalup, konej!\u201c Klozet kv\u00edl\u00ed. K\u0159\u0159\u0159\u0159uuup!!! Kardin\u00e1ln\u00ed kl\u00e1da. Ki<\/em><em>la kal\u016f. Katastrofa. Konec K\u00e1jov\u00fdch kalhot, kapesn\u00edho kule\u010dn\u00edku, kudrnat\u00e9 k\u0161tice.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Poetick\u00fd workshop nad sklenkou v\u00edna a trochou t\u00e9 zelen\u011b p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b ukon\u010dila a\u017e n\u00e1hle se spustiv\u0161\u00ed bou\u0159ka. Ul\u00e9hali jsme za vytrval\u00e9ho a docela vydatn\u00e9ho de\u0161t\u011b s t\u00edm, \u017ee jestli takhle bude i r\u00e1no, na vodu nepojedem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159esto\u017ee jsem si tentokr\u00e1t karimatku nafoukl, vzbudil jsem se je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e v\u010dera. Nad kopci se trhaly posledn\u00ed zbytky mrak\u016f a za prot\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Alpou vy\u010duhovalo slunce. Na soutoku se v mlze pohupovaly lodi\u010dky ryb\u00e1\u0159\u016f a z jezera Elizabethsee, kter\u00e9 je sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed kempu, stoupala\u00a0p\u00e1ra. N\u00e1dhera.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-357 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"003\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0031.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0031.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0031-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0031-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/0031-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Od v\u010derej\u0161ka, kdy n\u00e1s d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 vyhnal od grilu, n\u00e1m zbyla polovina stejk\u016f.Slun\u00ed\u010dko je schovalo p\u0159ed zlot\u0159il\u00fdm a loupe\u017eiv\u00fdm ra\u0165af\u00e1kem vedle n\u00e1s s\u00eddl\u00edc\u00edch hradeck\u00fdch kajak\u00e1\u0159\u016f na st\u0159echu m\u00e9ho auta. Vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1pad. Jak do toho celou noc pral d\u00e9\u0161\u0165, navoskovala ta mastnota celej zadek Roomstra a spodn\u00ed p\u016flku Slun\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fd rakve \ud83d\ude42 Rozp\u00e1lili jsme uhl\u00ed, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e vrzav\u00e1 pumpa, kterou jsem p\u0159ikrmoval plamen, vzburcovala celou p\u0159ilehlou \u010d\u00e1st kempu. M\u00edra se vytasil se sv\u00fdm zbrusu nov\u00fdm d\u011bl\u00e1torem z Lidlu, geni\u00e1ln\u00edm \u010derven\u00fdm f\u00e9nem na fouk\u00e1n\u00ed lod\u00ed. T\u00edm roz\u017ehavil uhl\u00ed i gril natolik, \u017ee stejky byly sice nato\u0161up, ale gril &#8211; pot\u00e9, co jsme ho nechali za plotem vychladnout, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 vlivem pou\u017eit\u00fdch kosmick\u00fdch technologi\u00ed prost\u011b bouchl.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-360 alignright\" alt=\"006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/006.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/006.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/006-112x150.jpg 112w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Na vodu jsme nasedali pod mostem u Lengau n\u011bco lehce p\u0159ed jeden\u00e1ctou.\u00a0Teichl byl po no\u010dn\u00edm de\u0161ti malinko do hn\u011bda, m\u011bl docela dost vody a par\u00e1dn\u011b mazal z kopce. V\u016fbec to nebyla ta \u0159eka, kterou jsme jeli p\u0159ede dv\u011bma roky. \u00dapln\u011b n\u00e1s to nadchlo. N\u00e1dhern\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed a 14 kilometr\u016f kr\u00e1sn\u00fd \u010dist\u00fd dvojkov\u00fd vody. Kdybychom nesp\u011bchali dom\u016f, v\u016fbec bych nem\u011bl probl\u00e9m jet to ten den je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Dvakr\u00e1t jsme p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161eli \u2013 poprv\u00e9 n\u011bkde zhruba ve t\u0159etin\u011b cesty, kde byl uprost\u0159ed \u0159eky ostr\u016fvek a ob\u011b dv\u011b ramena byla zane\u0161en\u00e1 stromy \u2013 a podruh\u00e9 velik\u00e1nskej jez s elektr\u00e1rni\u010dkou, jedinej, kterej na Teichlu je. Proti v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed Salze, kter\u00e1 byla zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 hlavn\u011b neuv\u011b\u0159itelnou krajinou, u\u017e tohle opravdu byla voda, ob\u010das jsme museli \u0159e\u0161it, ob\u010das jsme museli i vylejvat. Jenom M\u00edra v \u010dern\u00fdch br\u00fdl\u00edch d\u00e1val na Riu v\u0161echno s lehce znechucen\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem rutin\u00e9ra \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>No \u2013 a najednou jsme byli na soutoku, trochu se museli poprat se Steyrem, kterej m\u011bl mrak vody a moc n\u00e1s necht\u011bl pustit ke b\u0159ehu \u2013 a pak u\u017e jen balen\u00ed a tentokr\u00e1t kone\u010dn\u011b bezprobl\u00e9mov\u00e1 cesta dom\u016f. Kamar\u00e1di, bylo to super a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee podobn\u00fd v\u00fdlet brzy zopakujem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-362 alignleft\" style=\"font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;\" alt=\"titul\" src=\"http:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.worwani.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/titul-160x120.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159ed zhruba m\u011bs\u00edcem vracel z Povod\u00edho z\u00e1jezdu na Salzu a Steyr, napadlo m\u011b, \u017ee u\u017e to bude pomalu dva roky, kdy jsme b\u011bhem na\u0161eho prvn\u00edho bujar\u00e9ho ve\u010d\u00edrku v kempu na soutoku Steyru a Teichlu p\u0159ipadli na my\u0161lenku vyv\u00e9zt na\u0161e drah\u00e9 \u017eeny a p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b na nen\u00e1ro\u010dnou vodu do Rakous. 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